【 U N P R E D I C T A B L E 】

inˈsān (insane) - adjective: characterized or caused by madness. ▩ a u t o p l a y ▩ roleplay blog for a fake ah crew/hybrid au ryan haywood. sidebar/icon by pinstripe-doodles. please read rules before interacting.

[mxskedbull-blog]

high by the beach [ thelittlestarprince ]

Ryan was barely able to hold back any tears as he watched the wreckage of Ray's helicopter sink into the water, calmly setting down his rocket launcher as he trudged back into his home. He was about ready to shoot himself, if he was being brutally honest. After probably killing his boyfriend just to keep himself from being found, how could he not want to? Sliding his back down the nearest wall, he buried his face in his hands, fingers clawing at his hair as he tried to come to terms with what he'd just done. And then, there was a knock at the door that damn near made him jump out of his skin. He hopped up quickly to answer it, his heart stopping briefly as he was met with the wet, injured being that was Ray. "O-Oh, God, Ray, look at you..I'm so sorry, I'm so, /so/ sorry.."

[raydnarvaezjr-archive-deactivat]

Ryan took a deep breath as he walked into the living room, seating himself beside Ray and wrapping an arm around him. He pulled him close, kissed his cheek, nuzzled him--he was overall being very affectionate. He had big plans for today, and he was going to make sure he did everything right from the start. (( LET'S DO THIS ))

Ray felt the couch sink when the older sat down, and he smiled in response, moving to burrow close to his Alpha, a small coo on his lips; a happy noise. The nuzzles and kisses made Ray grin and lean back, looking up at the older, pulling his headphones down. “Hey, you big cuddle bug, what’s up?”

[mxskedbull-blog]

“Mm, we’ll see,” Ryan hummed, pressing a kiss to Ray’s forehead. He reached for the shirt and shook it out some, lifting the Omega’s arms to slide the sleeves on easily. He carefully folded the collar down, and started to button the buttons, a grin spreading onto his face. This was one of his most favorite activities, getting to dress Ray. It was one of their favorite traditions they’d created for themselves, and his favorite act of nonsexual intimacy that they shared. Never would he have done this with anyone else, and he certainly didn’t plan to.

[raydnarvaezjr-archive-deactivat]

“Aw, why only maybe? Do it for me, dude. It’ll be cute. You look good in pink.” Ray crooned happily, allowing himself to slowly be put into the shirt. He waited until it was fully buttoned before rolling up the sleeves with a small hum, a little smile on his lips. “I always liked doing this.” He quipped, looking up at Ryan. “You have such gentle hands.”

[mxskedbull-blog]

Ryan watched as the sleeves were rolled up, eyes sparkling with glee. Ray looked downright precious and he couldn’t get enough. Pulling him in, close to his chest, he pressed a kiss to the top of Ray’s head, a hand rubbing along his lower back. “I’ll keep doing it as long as you like it, doll.” He went to grab the shorts, kneeling down and holding them open for Ray to step into. “Me and my gentle hands.”

[raydnarvaezjr-archive-deactivat]

“Good.” He crooned softly, happily walking into the pants, letting Ryan pull them up and button them. He let out a soft sigh and a grin. “Well, I like your gentle hands better on my ass, but that’s just a preference. I love you no matter what.”

[mxskedbull-blog]

He pressed a gentle kiss to Ray's hip before standing again, grabbing the flower crown and placing it gently atop Ray's head. A soft "aww" left his lips, he just looked so damn precious. "I love you too." He moved to the closet to pick out an outfit for himself, choosing a solid pastel pink polo shirt and a pair of black jeans. He laid them out on the bed, stripping himself of his previous black shirt and pajama pants and wasting no time getting the clothes on. He smoothed out the fabric along his shoulders before turning to Ray. "Is this good?"

[raydnarvaezjr-archive-deactivat]

Ryan took a deep breath as he walked into the living room, seating himself beside Ray and wrapping an arm around him. He pulled him close, kissed his cheek, nuzzled him--he was overall being very affectionate. He had big plans for today, and he was going to make sure he did everything right from the start. (( LET'S DO THIS ))

Ray felt the couch sink when the older sat down, and he smiled in response, moving to burrow close to his Alpha, a small coo on his lips; a happy noise. The nuzzles and kisses made Ray grin and lean back, looking up at the older, pulling his headphones down. “Hey, you big cuddle bug, what’s up?”

[mxskedbull-blog]

“Mm, we’ll see,” Ryan hummed, pressing a kiss to Ray’s forehead. He reached for the shirt and shook it out some, lifting the Omega’s arms to slide the sleeves on easily. He carefully folded the collar down, and started to button the buttons, a grin spreading onto his face. This was one of his most favorite activities, getting to dress Ray. It was one of their favorite traditions they’d created for themselves, and his favorite act of nonsexual intimacy that they shared. Never would he have done this with anyone else, and he certainly didn’t plan to.

[raydnarvaezjr-archive-deactivat]

“Aw, why only maybe? Do it for me, dude. It’ll be cute. You look good in pink.” Ray crooned happily, allowing himself to slowly be put into the shirt. He waited until it was fully buttoned before rolling up the sleeves with a small hum, a little smile on his lips. “I always liked doing this.” He quipped, looking up at Ryan. “You have such gentle hands.”

[mxskedbull-blog]

Ryan watched as the sleeves were rolled up, eyes sparkling with glee. Ray looked downright precious and he couldn't get enough. Pulling him in, close to his chest, he pressed a kiss to the top of Ray's head, a hand rubbing along his lower back. "I'll keep doing it as long as you like it, doll." He went to grab the shorts, kneeling down and holding them open for Ray to step into. "Me and my gentle hands."

[otpprompts]

Person A has had a very rough day. Imagine them telling person B everything that happened.

[mxskedbull-blog]

Send me a sentence from this mixed up list!

"Wow, you're amazing!"

"Quite the mouth you've got there."

"I haven't seen you around here before."

"Come on, help me out! Please?"

"Oh my God, are you alright?!"

"Kiss me, quick! It's for science!"

"How did you do that?"

"How dare you!"

"Get off of me!"

"If you were a tropical fruit, you'd be a Fine-apple!"

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

"Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids."

"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."

"You're a dork."

"Gosh you're so adorable!"

"You're an idiot."

"I like you."

"I hate you."

"Please don't hate me!"

"I have something I need to tell you..."

"Could I stay the night...?"

"I'm sorry I'm so dumb."

"I like you the way you are."

[fun-rp-memes-for-all]

Send “✈“ for my muse‘s reaction to hearing that yours has to go somewhere far away for a while

[raydnarvaezjr-archive-deactivat]

Ryan took a deep breath as he walked into the living room, seating himself beside Ray and wrapping an arm around him. He pulled him close, kissed his cheek, nuzzled him--he was overall being very affectionate. He had big plans for today, and he was going to make sure he did everything right from the start. (( LET'S DO THIS ))

Ray felt the couch sink when the older sat down, and he smiled in response, moving to burrow close to his Alpha, a small coo on his lips; a happy noise. The nuzzles and kisses made Ray grin and lean back, looking up at the older, pulling his headphones down. “Hey, you big cuddle bug, what’s up?”

[mxskedbull-blog]

"Mm, we'll see," Ryan hummed, pressing a kiss to Ray's forehead. He reached for the shirt and shook it out some, lifting the Omega's arms to slide the sleeves on easily. He carefully folded the collar down, and started to button the buttons, a grin spreading onto his face. This was one of his most favorite activities, getting to dress Ray. It was one of their favorite traditions they'd created for themselves, and his favorite act of nonsexual intimacy that they shared. Never would he have done this with anyone else, and he certainly didn't plan to.

[deep-sexts]

[deep-sexts]

follow for sexual texts

[foxesonstilts]

RYAN AND GAVIN GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF DODGE | (GTA V AU)

alternate versions: (x)

[extrambotica]

- - - All calculous-math-ai-deep-queue-dorkiness aside… He looks real pretty. Also his deep laugh accompanied by his cute smile doesn’t help… { x }

[fxrechild-deactivated20160120]

"You almost set me on fire!"

“I warned you that I wasn’t in a good mood, and I told you to leave! I’m really sorry I almost set you on fire, but I did warn you, so don’t act like I did it on purpose!”

[mxskedbull-blog]

“— Rain, calm down, please.” Ryan held up his hands in a defensive gesture, backing away slightly from the girl. “I never said I was blaming anything on you, it just scared me. If you really want, I’ll leave you alone, but I was just trying to help.”

[fxrechild-deactivated20160120]

“Please just go.” Even when Ryan backed up, she still moved back a little herself. She didn’t want people neat her right now, it just made things worse. “It’s not safe, and you can’t help me, just go.” There was only one person who could, and he was long gone.

[mxskedbull-blog]

Ryan decided that he wasn’t going to pester her, he’d just go like she wanted. She looked as though she had a lot on her mind, and he didn’t want to leave her in such a state. “Fine, Rain. I’m gone, okay?” He turned to leave the room, but stopped to look at her one last time, muttering a “You know where to find me.” before finally departing.

[mxskedbull-blog]

url change!!

bull-with-a-mask ----> mxskedbull

[fxrechild-deactivated20160120]

"You almost set me on fire!"

“I warned you that I wasn’t in a good mood, and I told you to leave! I’m really sorry I almost set you on fire, but I did warn you, so don’t act like I did it on purpose!”

[mxskedbull-blog]

“— Rain, calm down, please.” Ryan held up his hands in a defensive gesture, backing away slightly from the girl. “I never said I was blaming anything on you, it just scared me. If you really want, I’ll leave you alone, but I was just trying to help.”

[raydnarvaezjr-archive-deactivat]

Ryan took a deep breath as he walked into the living room, seating himself beside Ray and wrapping an arm around him. He pulled him close, kissed his cheek, nuzzled him--he was overall being very affectionate. He had big plans for today, and he was going to make sure he did everything right from the start. (( LET'S DO THIS ))

Ray felt the couch sink when the older sat down, and he smiled in response, moving to burrow close to his Alpha, a small coo on his lips; a happy noise. The nuzzles and kisses made Ray grin and lean back, looking up at the older, pulling his headphones down. “Hey, you big cuddle bug, what’s up?”

[mxskedbull-blog]

“Oh, nothing. Just wanted to love on my little prince.” He grabbed either side of Ray’s face and pressed a kiss to his lips, smiling widely when he pulled back. “Hey, so I want to do something really special for you today. We’re gonna go out on a dinner date and then to the nearest, most secluded park to watch the sunset. Cliche and cheesy, I know, but I promise I’ll make it worth your while.”

[raydnarvaezjr-archive-deactivat]

Ray couldn’t help the grin on his lips at the nick name, and he laughed a little, happily accepting the kiss. The smile on Ryan’s lips when he pulled back was amazing, and the Hispanic flushed up. “Yeah? Do I have'ta get dressed up all nice for this shindig?” Ray asked. “And it sounds amazing, so don’t even worry, okay? Just promise we can get ice cream.” He teased, pressing a quick kiss to his lips.

[mxskedbull-blog]

“Anything you want, darlin’,” he mumbled against Ray’s lips, fingers sliding slowly through dark brown hair. “And you don’t have to dress up, no. I mean, you look adorable in a button up, but I don’t want you to be all stuffy throughout the night.” He nuzzled their noses together briefly, before reluctantly pulling away. “I’m gonna go pick out something decent to wear, and then we can go.”

[raydnarvaezjr-archive-deactivat]

Ray rested their foreheads together and took in a slow hum at the contact, eyes fluttering shut at the warmth of their touch together. “I’ll wear a button-up just for you. Roll up the sleeves and look all cute and shit, just how you like it.” He hummed when the Alpha of the two pulled away, and he opened his eyes, looking at him. “I’ll come with, kay? You can dress me up and stuff.”

[mxskedbull-blog]

Ryan grinned, he always did like dressing Ray up and making him look all nice. He supposed it was always the mother that was deep down inside of him somewhere. “Alright, then, I’ll get you all gussied up for a night on the town.” The southern drawl that usually kept itself hidden was quite apparent when he spoke. He didn’t mind letting it go around Ray, throwing caution to the wind. He knew Ray wouldn’t end up laughing or teasing him for it, and he was quite certain that his mate loved his accent. “Gonna make everyone jealous with my cute Omega.”

[raydnarvaezjr-archive-deactivat]

And honestly, though Ray would never admit it, he absolutely loved being dressed up by Ryan. He was like the Alpha’s little doll, and he loved Ryan’s fashion choices. He always ended up with something floral on, and it was adorable. “All gussied up with your accent.” Ray cooed happily, and nuzzled his jaw. His own New York city accent conflicted with Ryan’s Southern accent, but in the best way. “And everybody will be jealous of my handsome, perfect Alpha..”

[mxskedbull-blog]

He took Ray’s hand and pressed a kiss to it, before leading him off to his room. He thought back to Ray’s comment about how he was handsome and perfect, and it made his cheeks flush. There was so much he wanted to say to Ray, he wanted to tell him how beautiful he was, how he always took his breath away with every single look or grin, and above all, he wanted to tell him how much he loved him. That he was his world, his sunshine on a bad day, his reason for being alive. But he figured that he’d save it all until later. Right now, he had to pull out the clothes of Ray’s he’d had sitting in a closet, simply for the days he wanted to dress him up.

[raydnarvaezjr-archive-deactivat]

The small Omega was easily toted behind his larger Alpha mate, and he loved every step. He loved doing anything with Ryan, honestly. Ryan was the love of his damn life, and everything he did was amazing. To see that flush on the southerner’s cheeks, it made the smaller smile and coo happily, catching up and nuzzling into his side. Ray happily plopped on their bed to wait as Ryan picked out clothes for him, a grin on his lips.

[mxskedbull-blog]

Ryan set the box on the dresser, picking through the clothes and humming contently when he'd found something just right. He picked out a baby blue button-up with a small white star on the pocket, a pair of loose khaki shorts, and a flower crown of white roses to top it all off. He nearly squealed, just thinking about how cute Ray would look in it all, before setting the outfit on the bed beside him.

[raydnarvaezjr-archive-deactivat]

Ryan took a deep breath as he walked into the living room, seating himself beside Ray and wrapping an arm around him. He pulled him close, kissed his cheek, nuzzled him--he was overall being very affectionate. He had big plans for today, and he was going to make sure he did everything right from the start. (( LET'S DO THIS ))

Ray felt the couch sink when the older sat down, and he smiled in response, moving to burrow close to his Alpha, a small coo on his lips; a happy noise. The nuzzles and kisses made Ray grin and lean back, looking up at the older, pulling his headphones down. “Hey, you big cuddle bug, what’s up?”

[mxskedbull-blog]

“Oh, nothing. Just wanted to love on my little prince.” He grabbed either side of Ray’s face and pressed a kiss to his lips, smiling widely when he pulled back. “Hey, so I want to do something really special for you today. We’re gonna go out on a dinner date and then to the nearest, most secluded park to watch the sunset. Cliche and cheesy, I know, but I promise I’ll make it worth your while.”

[raydnarvaezjr-archive-deactivat]

Ray couldn’t help the grin on his lips at the nick name, and he laughed a little, happily accepting the kiss. The smile on Ryan’s lips when he pulled back was amazing, and the Hispanic flushed up. “Yeah? Do I have'ta get dressed up all nice for this shindig?” Ray asked. “And it sounds amazing, so don’t even worry, okay? Just promise we can get ice cream.” He teased, pressing a quick kiss to his lips.

[mxskedbull-blog]

“Anything you want, darlin’,” he mumbled against Ray’s lips, fingers sliding slowly through dark brown hair. “And you don’t have to dress up, no. I mean, you look adorable in a button up, but I don’t want you to be all stuffy throughout the night.” He nuzzled their noses together briefly, before reluctantly pulling away. “I’m gonna go pick out something decent to wear, and then we can go.”

[raydnarvaezjr-archive-deactivat]

Ray rested their foreheads together and took in a slow hum at the contact, eyes fluttering shut at the warmth of their touch together. “I’ll wear a button-up just for you. Roll up the sleeves and look all cute and shit, just how you like it.” He hummed when the Alpha of the two pulled away, and he opened his eyes, looking at him. “I’ll come with, kay? You can dress me up and stuff.”

[mxskedbull-blog]

Ryan grinned, he always did like dressing Ray up and making him look all nice. He supposed it was always the mother that was deep down inside of him somewhere. “Alright, then, I’ll get you all gussied up for a night on the town.” The southern drawl that usually kept itself hidden was quite apparent when he spoke. He didn’t mind letting it go around Ray, throwing caution to the wind. He knew Ray wouldn’t end up laughing or teasing him for it, and he was quite certain that his mate loved his accent. “Gonna make everyone jealous with my cute Omega.”

[raydnarvaezjr-archive-deactivat]

And honestly, though Ray would never admit it, he absolutely loved being dressed up by Ryan. He was like the Alpha’s little doll, and he loved Ryan’s fashion choices. He always ended up with something floral on, and it was adorable. “All gussied up with your accent.” Ray cooed happily, and nuzzled his jaw. His own New York city accent conflicted with Ryan’s Southern accent, but in the best way. “And everybody will be jealous of my handsome, perfect Alpha..”

[mxskedbull-blog]

He took Ray's hand and pressed a kiss to it, before leading him off to his room. He thought back to Ray's comment about how he was handsome and perfect, and it made his cheeks flush. There was so much he wanted to say to Ray, he wanted to tell him how beautiful he was, how he always took his breath away with every single look or grin, and above all, he wanted to tell him how much he loved him. That he was his world, his sunshine on a bad day, his reason for being alive. But he figured that he'd save it all until later. Right now, he had to pull out the clothes of Ray's he'd had sitting in a closet, simply for the days he wanted to dress him up.

[raydnarvaezjr-archive-deactivat]

Ryan took a deep breath as he walked into the living room, seating himself beside Ray and wrapping an arm around him. He pulled him close, kissed his cheek, nuzzled him--he was overall being very affectionate. He had big plans for today, and he was going to make sure he did everything right from the start. (( LET'S DO THIS ))

Ray felt the couch sink when the older sat down, and he smiled in response, moving to burrow close to his Alpha, a small coo on his lips; a happy noise. The nuzzles and kisses made Ray grin and lean back, looking up at the older, pulling his headphones down. “Hey, you big cuddle bug, what’s up?”

[mxskedbull-blog]

“Oh, nothing. Just wanted to love on my little prince.” He grabbed either side of Ray’s face and pressed a kiss to his lips, smiling widely when he pulled back. “Hey, so I want to do something really special for you today. We’re gonna go out on a dinner date and then to the nearest, most secluded park to watch the sunset. Cliche and cheesy, I know, but I promise I’ll make it worth your while.”

[raydnarvaezjr-archive-deactivat]

Ray couldn’t help the grin on his lips at the nick name, and he laughed a little, happily accepting the kiss. The smile on Ryan’s lips when he pulled back was amazing, and the Hispanic flushed up. “Yeah? Do I have'ta get dressed up all nice for this shindig?” Ray asked. “And it sounds amazing, so don’t even worry, okay? Just promise we can get ice cream.” He teased, pressing a quick kiss to his lips.

[mxskedbull-blog]

“Anything you want, darlin’,” he mumbled against Ray’s lips, fingers sliding slowly through dark brown hair. “And you don’t have to dress up, no. I mean, you look adorable in a button up, but I don’t want you to be all stuffy throughout the night.” He nuzzled their noses together briefly, before reluctantly pulling away. “I’m gonna go pick out something decent to wear, and then we can go.”

[raydnarvaezjr-archive-deactivat]

Ray rested their foreheads together and took in a slow hum at the contact, eyes fluttering shut at the warmth of their touch together. “I’ll wear a button-up just for you. Roll up the sleeves and look all cute and shit, just how you like it.” He hummed when the Alpha of the two pulled away, and he opened his eyes, looking at him. “I’ll come with, kay? You can dress me up and stuff.”

[mxskedbull-blog]

Ryan grinned, he always did like dressing Ray up and making him look all nice. He supposed it was always the mother that was deep down inside of him somewhere. "Alright, then, I'll get you all gussied up for a night on the town." The southern drawl that usually kept itself hidden was quite apparent when he spoke. He didn't mind letting it go around Ray, throwing caution to the wind. He knew Ray wouldn't end up laughing or teasing him for it, and he was quite certain that his mate loved his accent. "Gonna make everyone jealous with my cute Omega."

[raydnarvaezjr-archive-deactivat]

Ryan took a deep breath as he walked into the living room, seating himself beside Ray and wrapping an arm around him. He pulled him close, kissed his cheek, nuzzled him--he was overall being very affectionate. He had big plans for today, and he was going to make sure he did everything right from the start. (( LET'S DO THIS ))

Ray felt the couch sink when the older sat down, and he smiled in response, moving to burrow close to his Alpha, a small coo on his lips; a happy noise. The nuzzles and kisses made Ray grin and lean back, looking up at the older, pulling his headphones down. “Hey, you big cuddle bug, what’s up?”

[mxskedbull-blog]

“Oh, nothing. Just wanted to love on my little prince.” He grabbed either side of Ray’s face and pressed a kiss to his lips, smiling widely when he pulled back. “Hey, so I want to do something really special for you today. We’re gonna go out on a dinner date and then to the nearest, most secluded park to watch the sunset. Cliche and cheesy, I know, but I promise I’ll make it worth your while.”

[raydnarvaezjr-archive-deactivat]

Ray couldn’t help the grin on his lips at the nick name, and he laughed a little, happily accepting the kiss. The smile on Ryan’s lips when he pulled back was amazing, and the Hispanic flushed up. “Yeah? Do I have'ta get dressed up all nice for this shindig?” Ray asked. “And it sounds amazing, so don’t even worry, okay? Just promise we can get ice cream.” He teased, pressing a quick kiss to his lips.

[mxskedbull-blog]

“Anything you want, darlin’,” he mumbled against Ray’s lips, fingers sliding slowly through dark brown hair. “And you don’t have to dress up, no. I mean, you look adorable in a button up, but I don’t want you to be all stuffy throughout the night.” He nuzzled their noses together briefly, before reluctantly pulling away. “I’m gonna go pick out something decent to wear, and then we can go.”