{wild child}

Tate? Hale? No, Stilinski.

[futuregleewolves-gossip]

Clint and his farm

╰( ♥ ヮ ♥ )╯

[clintbarnesx-blog]

-kissy kissing gif- We don’t need to, love.

[nickstilinski]

-smoochy smoochy gifs- I want to, Clint. I want to do it. 

[mxstilinski]

*whispers in the background* Mother is always watching. *vanishes*

[taliastilinskix-blog]

Please don’t.

[mxstilinski]

But it’s for your father.

[taliastilinskix-blog]

FOR WHAT?

[mxstilinski]

Mother will join you in your lack of clothing.

[taliastilinskix-blog]

So… I left the house without my pants wearing only this old football t-shirt that don’t cover anything, really.. I’m in deep shit.

[mxstilinski]

Wait, child.

[daddy-ethan-blog]

I want a vacation it’s summer and I’m still hot and all my kids are grown so I don’t have to worry about them. 

[mxstilinski]

Same. I’m in the mood to go to the beach.

[mxstilinski]

littlecaptainmorrison:

“Babies!”

[mxstilinski]

littlecaptainmorrison:

“…- So, what is s—-se—ex?”

“It’s where babies come from.”

[mxstilinski]

lydia-parrish-rememberme:

I think they need to not be lazy on mothers day

They should. We’re not lazy all other days of the year.

[mxstilinski]

lydia-parrish-rememberme:

Why wouldent they?

They’re lazy.

[mxstilinski]

lydia-parrish-rememberme:

But dont your kids love you?

Probably. I’m not sure if they would get me presents though.

[mxstilinski]

lydia-parrish-rememberme:

Patiently waiting for mothers day cards…not really expecting any

I know how you feel.

[cameron-stevens-blog]

Or he is just a man child

[mxstilinski]

What’s the difference?

[mxstilinski]

cameron-stevens:

When ever you’re told you act like a child to even out with your significant other.

I’m pretty sure my children do that to Stiles all the time.

[mxstilinski]

Text ☎️ Stalia {Stiles + Malia}

Stiles: "ITS 3 IN THE MORNING MALIA. PROBABLY NOT"

Malia: "NOT IF I SHOW UP AT HIS HOUSE NAKED."

[mxstilinski]

Text ☎️ Stalia {Stiles + Malia}

Stiles: You couldn't of woken me up?

Stiles: Effort to have sex right now though.

[Malia gets up and leaves the room.] "I'M GOING TO CALL MATT. HE'S PROBABLY UP FOR SEX RIGHT NOW."

[mxstilinski]

Text ☎️ Stalia {Stiles + Malia}

Malia: Stiles, wake up.

Malia: You're right next to me in bed.

Malia: Let's try out anal again.

Malia: Wait.

Malia: These weren't supposed to send.

[mxstilinski]

What you feel about Talia? Now that she found her mother and she will finally you and Stiles alone.

> I absoolutely love Talia as in she’s one of my own. I don’t care if she’s not my blood. I don’t care if Stiles had to cheat to make her. I’m not her mother, but I’m her mom, and I’m not letting her leave me alone, because the last thing I want it my own daughter to leave me.