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[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[stat1c-n3bul4]

[dreamstormdragon]

[idontknownothin]

DID YOU KNOW THAT:

every episode of bill nye the science guy is available to stream and/or download for free from the Internet Archive https://archive.org/details/billnyethescienceguythecompleteseries-07-28-2021

NOW YOU KNOW

[sceptixfakemon]

taste my steel you stupid citrus

[kitttenteeth]

heart - shaped scallion found In pho . reblog for good luck & yummy soup 500000 forwver

[starg0ld]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[zuesue]

oh my GOD

[dumbassstupidblog]

[harrisonthefulgurite]

[thejabberwocki]

I promise the noise this person makes as they fly past me into the abyss is worth turning your sound on for

[thejabberwocki]

aaaaand this is why i didn't try to transcribe it

[cowls-moving-hassle]

can't be transcribed with mere letters

[cosmicsweet]

The sound of utter defeat

[tauforged]

baby bobtail squid look like emojis but alive

[tauforged]

autism beast

[catchymemes]

[musashi]

Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Trapped in the talkative cycle

[timelessbibliophile]

i wish you guys could read the amazing fic i haven't written and probably will never write, it's fire

[skriveting]

me after writing out the scene I imagined in my head:

[birdrhetorics]

my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s because he hit a fascist with a tuba, so if you think I am going to take this sitting down you are going to have to catch these hands and also this tuba

[bartok-not-bartalk]

Fun story my Great Great Grandma left Germany in the 1920s because she had family in the US and could get citizenship pretty easily and once she was over in the US she then smuggled over 15 jewish families out by forging family documents so now my aunts are currently in the process of trying to tell the real ones from the fake ones because my great gran just died and there are legally over 100 surviving descendants but we know that math is a lil screwy.

[jedda-martele]

Sometimes a family is you, your kids, your grandkids, your great grandkids, and the 15 Jewish families you helped smuggle out of Nazi Germany.

[philosopherking1887]

And your tuba

[willjulep]

Prince whose noblest knight keeps insisting that he would throw himself upon his own blade to bleed himself dry of sin should his liege request it has to reassure concerned citizens, "I've never asked him to do that."

[simon-newman]

"But you could, my liege!" the knight follows immediately.

[dovesndecay]

[tinylobelia-deactivated20200702]

[wisteriafield]

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

[thicque]

so

this picture

had me absoLUTELY fucked the fuck up for a full entire minute until i scrolled to the next one and realized it's supposed to be put on like this

and had a full ohhhhhhhhhh okay moment

but for a full sixty seconds of my life i didn't even question it i was like yeah some straps are just that freaky deaky i love that for them whoever they are

[dee-the-red-witch]

[great-and-small]

There are a lot of stunning examples of breeding plumage in the world of birds but even among all the flashy colors and fancy patterns I think my favorite has to be the male blue-gray gnatcatcher’s unibrow. When breeding season comes and they need to set themselves apart they literally grow a unibrow.

I must stress the unibrow has no purpose but to help him get laid. If you’re a male BGGC and you want to get laid, you aren’t gonna stand a chance unless you grow yourself a black unibrow and prance around with a fanned tail like this

To a female blue-gray gnatcatcher, there is nothing sexier!

[bogleech]

And he is VERY 😠 CROSS 😡 about it!!!!!!