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Draco: daddy, can you pass me the salt?

Harry & Lucius: *both reach for the salt at the same time

Draco:

Harry:

Lucius:

Narcissa:

Kreacher:

Snape from the afterlife:

The world:

Draco: -fuCK

Harry : *cuts in his finger*

Harry : Oww, that hurts

Draco : HARRY JAMES POTTER, ARE YOU ALRIGHT!?

Harry : It's okay, I only cut in my finger.

Draco : WE HAVE TO GO TO A HOSPITAL!!!

Harry : A kiss could also help...

*In the Great Hall*

Harry : *eats some treacle tart*

Hermione : Harry... I didn't know you were a Slytherin...

Ron : What are you talking about, Hermione? He is just like us a Griff-

Ron : *looks at Harry*

Harry : What's wrong?

Draco : *comes over*

Draco : *coughs* Can I have my tie back, baby?

Ron : *faints*

Drarry, duh!