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don’t ever underestimate me. my dumbass is plenty stupid. so don’t you fuckin forget it.

literally stared at the microwave for 10sec just trying to figure out why this time felt different before my dumbass remembered to press ‘start’

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you ever, you know, not make a damn fool of yourself, yeah me neither

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If you're ever feeling down about your gaming skills, just remember that i once got -4 lives on Halo during a 2vs2 match with my cousins. And we still won. Trust me, you're doing fine.

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guess who stubbed their toe last night and immediately screamed “NO!” with the heart crushing anguish of a toddler who’s favorite toy is being thrown out for good my dumbass thats who

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that moment when youre so tired and out of it that you set your empty container in the sink and just fucking chuck your spoon into the trash

#mydumbass #fast food shouldnt be this hard

I tripped up the stairs and then almost immediately fell down them like wtf i just wanted to sit down oh my god why me

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why be besties when you can be the homie supreme

#mydumbass #why am i like this

set the empty chip bag in the sink and dropped my glass in the trash

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never felt so betrayed by my own body i swear i made it down to the last step before my feet said fuck it and it took me like 45 sec to fall? i didn’t deserve this

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got in a fight with my lil bro over him trying to steal the chicken nugget in my hand, slapped him, and laughed so hard at the betrayal on his face that i choked and spent the next few minutes trying not to cough up a lung

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woke up panicked outta my mind and managed to get pants and shirt on before i remembered 1.campus is still closed for the pandemic 2.im 26 3.its sunday 4. its 5:30am

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literally drove two houses down the street before i realized the AC wasn’t particularly strong today my dumb ass just forgot my glasses

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