what

age 69 and still doin ur mom 24/7; i talk about media i watch sometimes

[silvermoon424]

As an ace this is the only time "you just haven't met the right person yet" has made me laugh lmaoooo

[animentality]

[maigomaron]

fuuuuuuuuck i want aesop sharp cardinally oagcgiwcitsfi

[dienothemink]

sometimes i say “i think” but actually i know. on account of being the knower.

[vivsart]

[l0stvegas]

Hey is anybody having trouble with those Captcha test things lately? Mine are getting kinda weird and I’m even not too sure what to click on

[l0stvegas]

Hi, a few people accused this of being AI generated and I would like to point out I actually painted this— it was inspired by how fucked up AI generated captcha images look, of course, but the final result was hand-drawn. Don’t mind that I have over 200 layers on this thing haha my painting process is a disaster

[l0stvegas]

I appreciate the people reassuring me in the comments so much haha but don’t worry I wasn’t upset! I found it funny + it was an understandable mistake anyway since I was deliberately trying to imitate that vibe, just wanted to clear up that it was art because I evidently forgot to when I initially posted it

[l0stvegas]

Oh yeah, extra details: the rock/leaf litter textures I used for the ground are actually static grain taken from MRI brain scans I had done years ago

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Artificial Artificial Intelligence

You managed to mimick AI so perfectly that everyone thinks you're a fake. Whoops/congratulations!

[adoomkitten]

@elodieunderglass

More deer doing deer things

[elodieunderglass]

That’s just what human intelligence is like

[werewiire]

shout out to this bonkers post i found on r/woodworking:

op also frequently posted to PUA subs

[floralenthus1asm]

[i-am-a-fish]

fan art because I think she's pretty

[two-bees-poetry]

so soft it hurts

[maigomaron]

fuuuuck mann i just wanna get highh

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[ohlookitsatree]

voice offscreen: Hi, excuse me, i have an appointment for today?

*pause*

second voice: he’s new

first voice: oh. okay

[dietspam16]

it is not going well

[eddiethegiantlibrarian]

This is how I celebrated the Ides of March last year. I don't know how to commit to the bit any more this year, but I'll take suggestions.

[writing-prompt-s]

"No." The King gawked. "No? Why? I am offering you the Hand of my daughter to slay the Dragon that roams the Lands! A man would kill for such an opportunity!" "Because I will not hurt an innocent animal that just follows his migratory pattern. And I am already married."

[writing-prompt-s]

[sharkjumpers]

compilation

[syn4k]

[jellybeanzrock]

Today I was chatting with two guys and mentioned I was aroace. It went a little something like this.

A: wtf is that

B: it means she’s not attracted to people in that way

A: bro you can’t just not pick a side, that’s crazy

B: nah, it just means she’s spectator mode

A: OHHH IT MAKES SENSE NOW

I have never felt more validated or laughed so hard

[maigomaron]

i have becometh a furry artist, and it makes BANK

the designs i get commissioned to draw are hella dope, how do ppl come up with such unique designs, so fun to draw em ughh

[sortingmyideas]

Random idea-

Hanahaki Desease.

But platonic.

Like- For one-sided friendships if that makes sense? The concept is really cool and I really wanna use it but almost all of the characters I like throwing into scenarios are repulsed aroace.

Also I've never seen anything like this before so if someone has, please let me know?