My Erogenous Zone

As above.

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I still have nightmares about this on a weekly basis

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Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.

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We put the month first because in conversation we say, “July 1st, 2015.” Because it’s quicker than “The first of July, 2015.”

“Tomorrow is May 29th” not “Tomorrow is the 29th of May.” That is why we write it 5/29/15 and not 29/5/15. Because we go by how we phrase it in conversation rather than in sequence because it converts better between numbers and language when written in the former. We also use the month first because that’s how calendars are organized. You have one year and one calendar so the year is a constant and can go in the back. However, calendars aren’t organized my days, but rather by months. You flip to the months first and then find the day. So…. p>

While on this topic, we also use Fahrenheit and not Celsius because a 0-100 scale of measuring temperature makes a lot more sense to a human. We know that 0 is really fucking cold and 100 is really fucking hot, which makes sense. Celsius, however, is just about how water responds to temperature, and makes no sense when applied to humans. Fahrenheit is for people, Celsius is for water. And I am a people not a water.

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oh

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I find this very funny cause you say that but your independence day is not called July 4th, its called the 4th of July.

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What I find funny is that our armies were about half the size of the British army and yet we were still able to crush your crumby asses, declare independence and pour your tea in the ocean.

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Americans simplify everything so larger audience can understand the language

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This woman photographed her hair growing back after chemo and I think it’s the most amazing thing to look at. This lady has my upmost respect

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I will never not reblog.

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I thought this was the hairstyles of one direction 🙈

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