Pony and "A" Take Over The World

MESSAGE ME to add attribution to a picture. Pony is an ESL (English as a Second Language) tutor for adults in other countries over Skype. He does a visual exercise with one of his students, "A," where he shows her a picture, then she writes two to four sentences about it. Pony's friends love her sentences and urged him to start a Tumblr, so here it is. A loves pink, silver, cute dresses, and being internet-famous while still being anonymous. Pony loves loud music, black, and interior design. AS SEEN ON: Buzzfeed, Digital Trends, Reddit, Metafilter, Trendhunter, The Awesomer, Neatorama, Slacktory ASK ~ SUBMIT ~ FB Cloud wallpaper by start-static on DeviantArt

[onceiwashere]

imagine paul blart mall cop but directed by wes anderson

[youmgsandwiche]

don’t meme his mama

[my-esl-student]

I said, "Mam, there is Mickey Mouse in front of me!  It's him!!"  My mother answered, "It's impossible to exist the real Mickey Mouse in China.  He must be a fake one."  I said, "I don't believe it!  It's him!  I can't find any differences."  "It's because you haven't seen the real one, baby," she said.

[my-esl-student]

My face isn't big, the mask is too small.  It's a useless mask.  I can't hide all of my face.  It seems that you want to see my chubby face.  I can understand you because I know how cute I am.

[my-esl-student]

A certain person said that I should die from falling accident.  I fell in desperation and I suddenly head toward to the window.  I tried to jump and break the window to fall, but I just bumped into it and stuck in the window sash.

[my-esl-student]

The man heard that someone said, "It's a poisoned hot dog.   The man next you tries to kill you."  He slammed it on the ground.  He said, "Thank you.  You saved my life."  He looked around, but there wasn't anybody behind him.

[my-esl-student]

We coated with a special paint.  The paint changes the perspective with the heat, rub, and winds.  Audience is surprised the effects and they gave applause to divelopers.

[my-esl-student]

She is a happy girl.  She enjoys and expresses her taste.  Hers distinct taste are addictive. It goes the rounds around the world.

[my-esl-student]

Human being are under control by animals.  People are had as pets or used as subjects.  There are people protection groups.  Some celebrity donates a lot of money and thing to one of the biggest an extreme groups.

[my-esl-student]

Godzilla decided to settle in a certain town.  He found a tall building and he liked it.  The size of the building seemed to be small to him, but he didn't care.  He came into the building and started living there.  You can say hi to him in Shinjuku.

[my-esl-student]

Gulliver got a job.  He invites his friend and they became an airport staff.  They make extensive use of their characters.  They can clean air planed without tools.

[my-esl-student]

He found a man in the mirror.  The man resembled him and he thought the man was a ghost.  He tried to catch the ghost and he jumped head toward the mirror.  He injured and the man also injured, and he finally realized the man was him.  Don't drink too much.

[my-esl-student]

It's a new way to cure a illness with acupuncture.  We pursued functional and well-designed.  You can go shopping during a treatment like it's a part of your jacket.

[my-esl-student]

A cat ate a snake's egg.  The cat broke the egg and ate the yolk.  The egg started cell division in his stomach for some reason.  The cat has changed his shape in a moment.

[my-esl-student]

The family went camping by a car.  The daughter is about to enter the rebellious phase nowadays.  She rebels against her parents.  She stopped dancing and suddenly she was in a bad mood.

[my-esl-student]

He was standing to wait his girlfriend for hours in the rain.  He was willing to wait until she shows up.  He was asked questions by a police and arrested because he was her ex-boyfriend and he is a stalker now.

[my-esl-student]

It's like my security blanket.  I always feel easy when I hold it.  I can't stop yawing and I become sleepy.  Night night.

[my-esl-student]

He's trying to call a UFO with electromagnetic waves.  He spent all his money on the machine.  He's trying to hit the jackpot in a TV show.  Any UFO hasn't come, but he claimed he called a UFO and deserved to take the jackpot.