honey what you waiting for? step into my candy store @youmgsandwiche - Tumblr Blog

Hey so I’ve been wanting to do this for a few years now, but I’ve never had to chance to do it until now. I had made a “diversity chart” with Google Spreadsheet for the main Disney females. I hope you guys like it, I will be making one for Overwatch, Pixar, and the all of the Disney main characters too. I hope you guys find it interesting or w/e!!

EDIT: Updated the Skin Color and Origin pics

trynot-moved

MISS CONGENIALITY (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

yesornopolls

Have you ever quit a job in a dramatic fashion? (Could be anything from simply walking out mid-shift and not coming back, to insulting or yelling at an employer, "making a scene" etc)

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youmgsandwiche

this reminds me

one time in like 2006? my boss said she needed my resignation in writing so i wrote it in crayon with my other hand and drew a house with a chimney and a stick figure underneath

we also had star stickers because it was a day program so i ended up putting stickers on it too

sarbithewizard

"So, how's the wife?"

"Ah yes, the old ball and chain."

"That's a little rude, don't you think?"

I pull out a wedding photo from my wallet and you see me at the altar across from a chain chomp with a pink bow.

existentialqueer

trust me, this time insulting the physical appearance of someone who'd be better critiqued for the ways they contribute to the horrible misery of the world will be effective praxis

orcboxer

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

arroscnleche

soy yooo tu ángel de la guarda holiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 bueno. en como seis meses, vas a morir de hambre. 🥺 y si no te protejo, me van a: #¡despedir! 🫢 y eso No esta Chido 🙅‍♀️jajaaa Entonces. 🙏investigue acerca del tema y resulta que: ¡puedo prevenir tu muerte al 100%! 😯 ¡Uh oh! 😆 Hay más que suficiente comida para que sobrevivas sin que interfieras con la supervivencia de los demás, ¡pero no puedes teneral! 🤨 ¿Queeeé? 🤷‍♀️ Al parecer, tu muerte fue premeditada por miles de cosas llamadas "accionistas." Y bueno. 🙏 empeze a matar personas,

tracing-rivers

c'est moooi ton ange gardien coucooou 😇 bon 🙏 alors. dans genre six mois, tu vas mourir de faim. 🥺 et si je te protège pas, je vais me faire: #virer ! 🫢 et ça c'est pas Pas Super 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa Donc. 🙏 j'ai fait mes recherches sur les causes de famine et devine quoi: Ta mort est 100% évitable ! 😯 Oh-oh ! 😆 Il y a largement assez de ressources pour te nourrir sans interférer avec la survie d'autrui, mais tu n'y as pas accès ! 🤨 Quoooi ? 🤷‍♀️ Apparemment ta mort a été préméditée par des milliers de trucs appelées des "actionnaires". Du coup.🙏 j'ai tué pas mal de monde,

clockworkspider

hiiiiii 😇 我是亲的守护小天使！okay🙏 嗯。您在差不多半年会饿死哈🥺 若我不能救您我会被#炒鱿鱼！🫢 那可不行哦🙅‍♀️ 哈哈。所以昵🙏我查了一下人类饿死的原因，然后发现：诶呀呀😯亲的死是可以避免哒！😆 这世上有足够食物给亲吃，一点儿也不需要影响别人的生存率哒！但不给亲！🤨 怎么会这样昵？ 🤷‍♀️ 原来，亲的死是被一帮叫“股东”的东西计算好滴！所以昵🙏 我杀了一些人，

orcboxer

y'all are doing some rosetta stone shit to me

oldenglishtextposts

hit is meee ic eom þin engelweard wes haaaaaall 😇 la 🙏 swa. on ymb sex monþum wilt hungre acwælan. 🥺 and gif ne þe warige ic beo #forsendode 🫢 and þæt is Na God 🙅‍♀️ heheee Swa. 🙏 ic aspyrede hungres andweorc and hit gebyreþ þæt: Þin cwealm is fullice forwiernendlic! 😯 eala! 😆 þær is ma þonne mete genog þe gefercian buton lettende oþres hælþ, ac þu ne eart getiðod hit habban! 🤨 hwæææt? 🤷‍♀️ soþlice, þin cwealm is foreþoht þurh þusenda þinga hatton "scearuhealdendas." swa. 🙏 ic eom ofsleande,

woxpop

Det är jaaag jag är din skyddsängel heeeej 😇 okej🙏 så. om typ sex månader, kommer du svälta ihjäl. 🥺 och om jag inte skyddar dig, kommer jag bli: #avskedad! 🫢 och det är Inte Bra 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa Så. 🙏 Jag kollade upp anledningar till svältning, och det visar sig: Ditt döende är helt förebyggbart! 😯 Oj oj! 😆 Det finns mer mat än vad som behövs för att du ska överleva utan att påverka någon annans överlevnad, men du är inte tillåten att ta det! 🤨 Vaaa? 🤷‍♀️ Tydligen, så är din död planerad av tusen av saker kallade "Aktieägare." Så. 🙏 Jag har mördat folk,

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gay dog pride flag

rasticore

Dog pride flag looks like principal skinner

heidelbro

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youmgsandwiche

girl dinner

stuckinapril

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

stuckinapril

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

youmgsandwiche

this blog is from 2011. prior to that i had looked at tumblr but not interacted with any of it. before that i was a livejournal early adopter. i am one thousand years old :)

tsunflowers

if tumblr users are considered to be the devils hole pupfish of social media users the 2019 porn ban is analogous to the 1967 drilling of wells by spring meadows inc that greatly depleted the water levels in devils hole and today's update is analogous to the 2016 incident where three guys broke in and one puked in the hole