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I am risking to say something controversial

But the longer I watch f1 the more I realized all english man look kinda gay and germanics seem autistic

at least from the non-european audience (me) pov

#not pointing my finger at anyone in specific

oh no I think Ferrari won with the wrong car…

! WHO SAID THAT —

#silverstone 2026 #charles lecrelc #lewis hamilton #scuderia ferrari

dobeedobeedobeedo

love reading fics set this season that were written in like 2021-2024 cause a lot of them thought that aston martin would be actual contenders. but no, torture machine

marseal

Okay guys so after several rounds of collaboration I present to you THE female f1 lesbian archetypes. The bottom three tiers are simply because I cannot imagine any of them as women. Sorry ocon.

Anyways if you have any questions or swaps in mind please present them.... some drivers i do not know as well as others :3

slevinn

rbrgoldenboys

#since 2014 #that guy knows what he's talking about #dani juncadella

shakemelikeasnowglobe

No one

Absolutely no one

Audi f1 team on a random Wednesday

I wanna admit something. For mental health reasons (I'm an AM/Fernando fan)... I don't think I'm a Charles fan nor a Tifosi...

Like I can admire the aesthetic and I do believe Charles deserves a chance to prove himself in a championship fight. I was beyond happy in Monaco 2024. Great guy honestly, super handsome. But that's it

Like when Oscar was behind him, I was cheering for Oscar to pass. My reaction to his spin was the same as to Pierre getting taken out, like a "no!...well I hope the safety car is not long". I was even slightly hoping he wouldn't make it so that Franco could get more points.

I don't know, I usually do get emotionally attached to drivers, but not to him...

Well we all get to choose the way we wanna suffer.

Although it does make me feel awful when the Tifosi are going through it, and I just find it funny. Like it's a meme, like "oh well what can you spect from Ferrari" (again I am an Aston fan)

God I can be an asshole

#aston martin f1 #fernando alonso #f1 #formula 1 #scuderia ferrari #charles lecrelc

my-f1-things

Lance and Nando realized that they were losing their spot as the best age gap paring in the paddock to Nico and Gabi. They had to step up their game. They had to remember everyone that they were here first.

my-f1-things

year old post but oh god they lost, they lost so bad it's not even a competition anymore

that ad was crazy

#aston martin f1 #strollonso #nicoleto #gabico #nico hulkenberg #gabriel bortoleto

babyineedyouinmylife

how did they come up with this while advertising the hotel?

#this is no way to fight the rumors

pascnicos

aston martin: help we accidentally entered an f3 car

cadillac: our drivers keep bitch fighting each other for p21

audi:

I wanna start a rumor...

he loves the name Lily Muni He

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZS9QBy9yf/

#carlos sainz #alex albon #lily muni he #williams racing #what un the challengers it's going on

whattamanza

moment of silence for franco colapinto’s hopes and dreams

frenchpearmouse

My vision of positions in pairings

Landoscar/Carlando: Lando — bottom. Always and with everyone. He can only be on top when he's bouncing on a dick.

Any pairing with Max: Max — bottom. No self-respecting person would allow Max's dick to end up inside their body.

Russonelli: Kimi — top. A Chihuahua on a borzoi.

Bearnelli: Kimi — top. Yes, that guy is a rock climber.

Bearcon: Ollie fucks Esteban. So yeah. Top Ollie.

Totohorner: Toto — bottom. Have you seen how that mannered hysterical queen reacts to Christian? Being 3 meters tall doesn't mean you can be a top. That old man loves getting a prostate massage.

Totonelli/Totoban (Toto/Esteban)/Toto63: Here Toto is lucky. He's top.

Glance: George — top.

Charlos: A complicated question, but... Charles — top. I can hardly imagine Charles as a bottom.

Pierresteban: I'll give you freedom on this question. The bottom could be either Pierre or Este. But I prefer to see Pierre as the bottom.

Brocedes: Lewis — bottom.

Petronso (Petrov/Alonso)/Webbonso: Fernando — bottom. Born to be fucked.

ShumiJos: Jos — bottom.

Tsarvid (Tsolov/Arvid): Tsolov — top.

Strollapinto: No matter how much Franco hates Lance, he still offers up his ass. Franco — bottom.

Simi/Sebmark: Seb — bottom.