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debriefing
why is this so true 😭😭😭
welcome to foxlaren’s landoscar tasting menu!
have you been craving some fine dining? have you been starving for new fics? look no further! i've prepared a small tasting menu of works i enjoyed recently so you can pick and choose at your leisure. there's no common theme here, other than quality and flavour.
★★★ (these are michelin stars btw)
bon appétit!
entrées: short and light, the perfect amuse-bouche.
consolation prize by @ghostlap (2.2k, one-shot, rated m) ingredients: making out, fluff, post chinese gp 2026 summary: “We could make out,” Lando says. Oscar shrugs. “Yeah. We could.” Lando laughs, and so does Oscar when Lando bumps their shoulders together. And they laugh and laugh, and on the TV Lewis overtakes Charles, and amidst it all Oscar says, “I'm so serious.”
effortlessly, i feel everything by @softosc (4.3k, one-shot, rated t) ingredients: fluff, domestic, first 'i love you' summary: “Miami?” Lando asks abruptly, half puzzled, half amused. He lifts his head up from Oscar’s shoulder, coming eye to eye with the boy who definitely looks like he’s been caught with his hand in the cookie jar. The thing is, the back traces have always been absentminded. Oscar does it without thinking, and Lando receives it the same way—welcomes it, without question. “Yes,” Oscar says simply. “It’s Miami." Lando breaks out in a laugh. “Jesus, you’re desperate for a race, aren’t you.”
respectability politics by @monacobby (3k, one-shot, rated e) ingredients: face-fucking, d/s undertones, post cardgate summary: It shouldn’t be this easy, but that’s the thing with Oscar, it always is. As much as they pretend, as much as Oscar likes to think he’s got a choice in the matter, Lando knows there’s never a choice when it comes to him. And Oscar likes it, giving Lando what he wants. Or: A birthday card, an Instagram comment, and lessons in respect.
main courses: you probably won't finish these in one sitting, but they're oh so worth it.
wishbone by @peachbel1ini (35.6k, completed, rated e) ingredients: magical realism, body swap, first time summary: Oscar knows something is wrong as soon as he wakes up, his face pressed into a neck that smells of florals and fruit, and his dick reaching a good two inches further down his thigh than usual.
force of attachment by @adaine (52.3k, completed, rated e) ingredients: star wars au, fake relationship, bodyguard summary: Oscar is a Padawan, eager to complete his trials and become a proper Jedi Knight after a decade of training. When his master sends him on a solo mission to fly around the Outer Rim and protect some rich bloke from the Core, he's frustrated, but he might wind up learning a bit more than he expected from his time with Lando.
weight of the earth by @justsyyknow (187.3k, ongoing, rated e) ingredients: folklore genetics au (so good!!!), predator/prey, macrophilia summary: Lando's a folklore geneticist fresh out of his PhD. He bums around his shared flat in Berlin, goes on mental health walks, gets stoned regularly, and tries to convince funding bodies (and himself) that his research is worth supporting. Oscar is a rising star in the world of motorsports who accidentally discovers himself to be the carrier of a previously unknown, but seemingly very dangerous Gene, which could easily end his career and potentially a few lives. Fred, Lando's roommate and Oscar's friend, may have a solution to both of their problems.
unbreak the bonds by @lellabellas (21.4k, ongoing, rated m) ingredients: fantasy au, prince!lando x noble!osc summary: "Oscar, right?" Prince Lando asks with a grin, immediately dispensing of titles. Highly presumptive of him. "Yes," Oscar replies, curt. Lando steps to the edge of the fighting ring and gives Oscar a once over, his piercing eyes making Oscar's skin itch. His hair is matted to his forehead with sweat and his loose, grey tunic smeared with dirt, yet the prince moves with the unmistakable poise of nobility, leaning on a fence post as comfortably as he might over a palace balcony. "You're taller than I expected," Lando says in assessment. "Do you spar, Oscar?" "Yes," Oscar responds, even more terse. All noble sons are given a practice sword as soon as they learn to walk, no matter how peaceful their realms claim to be. To have no skill in sparring at his age would be an embarrassment. His irritation goes either unnoticed or unanswered as the corner of Lando's lip raises into a sly smirk. "Does my lord speak any words other than 'yes?'" Oscar simply shrugs in response. He will not rise to the bait.
zero cycle by @evilgustofwind (60.8k, ongoing, rated e) ingredients: minecraft speedrunning au, driver! lando x speedrunner!osc summary: Lando attaches the blushy, pouty photo and sends it, then locks his phone and drops it onto the carpet beside him, staring up at the ceiling. There’s a pause, stretching suspiciously long. A faint click echoes through the call. Mute. Then unmute again. “Sorry,” OP says when he comes back, his voice rougher now. “Thought someone was at the door.” Or: Lando loses an F1 championship and signs up for a charity Minecraft speedrunning tournament to cope with his existential crisis. Turns out his coach, faceless speedrunning champion OP81, might be a bit of a fanboy.
desserts: rich, sweet, indulgent treats that melt in your mouth. you deserve it.
love you out loud by @nyoomfruits (10.5k, one-shot, rated t) ingredients: office au, fluff, valentine's day, idiots to lovers summary: “We are playing spin the bottle,” Charles says. “It is very good team bonding. I feel very bonded to my coworkers now.” “Because you were making out with them?” George exclaims, outraged. “Well,” Franco says, with a shrug. “Not really making out. More like. love pecks. Collegial love pecks? Aside from Lando and Oscar. They were definitely making out.”
thoughts of you keep me up at night by @jesterlavorrre (10.8k, one-shot, rated e) ingredients: rule 63 (live laugh yuri), sexuality crisis, first time summary: The thing is that the second their lips brush, no fireworks go off, but Oscar still panics a little when all her thoughts collapse into one: ohmygodIamkissingagirl. No, it’s actually something like ohmygodIamkissingLando. Or, Oscar Piastri and the very normal, totally okay and not-at-all-confusing feelings she has for her new teammate.
event horizon by @darkisms (7.9k, one-shot, rated e) ingredients: porn w/ feelings, tenderhot, big dick!lando and size queen!osc summary: “Just, got me thinking…” Lando says, voice low, body tilted closer now. “Like. Everything can change, can’t it? Like that.” That charged energy from before is back. Or, the changes at McLaren have Lando and Oscar thinking about the what if’s.
i hope you've enjoyed your meal, and, like a good food critic, do consider leaving a review (a comment on whichever fic you read) 🙂↕️
au revoir!
People talk about Gabico like Nicarlos wasn't the og couple in sassy Renault yellow. Carlos had a twunk death to turn into the daddy he is today. And Hulk found another twink to keep him company. Smh. The things they did back then were way more unhinged than the pr yaoi these days
The Rookie
The first F1 race weekend that Gabriel remembered with any clarity was when he was 6 years old. It was right at home, at Interlagos. They were supposed to all go. Enzo had been telling their dad to get tickets for months, but work took priority as usual, and so when Saturday rolled around, Enzo and Gabriel piled in front of their TV, joined by their mama and grandma as well as several tubs of popcorn.
Four of their countrymen were on the grid, and their hopes hinged on Barrichello in the white Williams and the Ferrari of Felipe Massa. They held their breaths as qualifying commenced, their cheers fading as their heroes dropped in the ranks, below Hamilton and Alonso.
It was the other Williams that flew to the top. In the lap-by-lap replay, Gabriel saw why. The racing line was impeccable, the judgement cool and faultless. He’d just started karting, but Gabriel understood that to drive like that was the dream.
Barrichello’s teammate, the rookie Hulkenberg, was on pole. He’d outclassed the rest by over a second in a mediocre car.
He's poised to be the next Schumacher, the commentator said.
"More handsome than Schumacher," Gabi's grandma remarked.
GABI'S HYPERFIXATION ON HIS PAPI CHIN
MY GODDDDD
so we got gabi calling nico papi…..
15 landoscar-esque photos from pinterest that have me questioning if it may actually be them
I LOVE WHEN LANDO GIVES THE VIBE WITH 'PUPPY' EYES TO OSCAR. I CAN'T. HE'S SO SWEET. OSCAR IS LUCKY. IT'S NOT FAIR.
fuckboy of student fraternity who falls in love with a quiet nerd and becomes the most gentle and caring boyfriend
and of course, his quiet nerd
“…i just wanna feel you body right next to mine…”
This is in response to Florida banning rainbow crosswalks methinks
Formula 1 - Incorrect Quote 399
Max: Of course I care about all the rookies equally!
Franco: We were attacked while you were away.
Max: Are Gabriel and Kimi okay?!
if anyone found themself wondering how zesty a single friend group can get, the answer is yes
seb and jenson, our paddock princesses really getting shipped with everybody and we love it
art by 4belie (reposted with permission)