Arthur: We need to distract the cops.
John: Got it.
Arthur: What are you gonna do?
John: I'll kill them, that'll distract 'em!
Arthur: John no-
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@my-incorrect-quotes
Arthur: We need to distract the cops.
John: Got it.
Arthur: What are you gonna do?
John: I'll kill them, that'll distract 'em!
Arthur: John no-
Arthur: You suck.
John: You suck more!
Arthur: I WENT TO CHURCH TODAY JUST TO PRAY ON YOUR DOWNFALL!
John: ...
Arthur: ...
John: Hosea made pancakes.
Arthur: Okay I'm coming.
Arthur: Let's see what this whole hummus thing is about.
John: If you like gay sex I can't recommend hummus enough.
Dutch: There's just something about unpaid labor that makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
Doctor talking about John: Well the scientific term is that he got hit in the head with too many horseshoes.
Dutch: Nobody gets hurt, or somebody's gonna get hurt!
John: I can't be around a bunch of five year olds! They can be so cruel when they sense weakness.
Sean: That's why, on the first day, you have to beat up the biggest one in the yard.
Abigail: Sean, that's prison.
Sean: Only if you let it be!
John: Bitches be like, "you mine." First of all, I'm on probation "I" belong to the state.
Arthur: *sits down to play five finger fillet with Micah and immediately stabs his hand before walking away*
Arthur: That's what I like to call, a power move.
Connor: The concept is there but the execution is sloppy and the design is unflattering.
Hank: Me.
Arthur: Damnit, this is why I don't date men. They always seem to get shot.
Sadie: What?
Arthur: What?
Hank: What do you wanna eat Con?
Amanda: The souls of the innocent.
Connor: A bagel.
Amanda: No!
Connor: Two bagels.
*Ordering cake over the phone*
Guy on the phone: And what would you like the cake to say?
Connor: *covers phone to ask Hank* Do we want a talking cake?
I'M BAAAAAACK
o neat
damn even neater
Steve: But aren't you like, 19??
Douxie: I'm 919, so shut the fuck up
Toby: Do birds ever get sad that they don't have arms?
Jim: Do you ever get sad that you don't have wings?
Toby crying: Every day.