With Our Thoughts, We Make the World

"In this world we walk upon the roof of hell and contemplate the flowers." I'm Kate. «Photos of Me» «Photos I've Taken» «2012 Project 365»

[toodotnil]

please enjoy Poki as he found the meat I'm defrosting

[nap-hime]

Oh defrosting meat, we're really in it now

[coolyo294]

Free sushi at the bus stop on 10th st east in downtown at paul. For those who are interested

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dantescandlestick]

nothing but pure king shit in the parton family i see

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Harriet calls me out on my beliefs

[ororomunroedontpullout]

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Harriet does not love her new carrier

[ororomunroedontpullout]

[ororomunroedontpullout]

My friend called me out on how I called Harriet an idiot for being illiterate.

[glazecake]

[forbiddencronch]

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

[gaystation-4]

[soupcowboy]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[itznarcotic]

[lavenderlemniscate]

inaccurate, they will survive.

[superchat]

counterattacking

[itznarcotic]

they are now playing a friendly game of speed pong :3

[multibugorganism]

geez, these projectiles are really getting complicated

[afloweroutofstone]

They’re streaming Coachella on WeChat in China and I’m losing my mind at this poor censor who was trying to move this black box around to censor the dancers’ asses while Megan Thee Stallion was performing “WAP.” Someone please find the clip and post it on here, I can’t explain how funny it was to watch this black box frantically bounce around from ass to ass while being controlled by a man desperately trying not to lose his job

[shino-suzuki]

he's trying his best

[loveitorreblogit]

[stophavingsex-deactivated202305]

i like it when male waiters are cute… bring me some mozzarella sticks, pretty boy

[nedsseveredhead]

why are boxers so expensive i just want to cover my ass

[mrguywithhair]

Me when I’m a 1930′s gangster looking to hire some muscle

[evilnicegirl]

recently my plug has offered free weed for:

bunch of ice

mw2 double xp tokens

[evilnicegirl]

new fetch quest dropped

[evilnicegirl]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[thyrell]

my favorite joke about americans is definitely that we understand the world through the lens of hamburgers. like youre right i love hamburger. i love hamburger. thank you hamburger

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[ampervadasz]

[boibortion]

phantom bitchslap

[sinister-resonant-bell]

That is the saddest and funniest shit I have ever seen

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

The cat is right-pawed and I’m laughing too hard about this.

[arborealgargoyle]

this is actually really interesting because despite not actually having that limb the cat is still able to communicate exactly what it’s trying to (which seems to be “don’t touch this cup” or “this is my box”). the other cats respond to its gesturing because they recognize what it’s saying (you can see them pull their heads back or bat their own paws in response). most of the time when cats tell each other to stop doing something they aren’t actually using any real force–it’s just a gentle bop. the hitting isn’t really the point!

i actually do a version of this with my own cats all the time. i never hit them but i’ll wave a hand at them to say “no stop it” and they understand fully despite the fact that i never make physical contact with them.

this cat may be disabled but it is perfectly capable of telling its friends and family to step the fuck off

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

Meanwhile, on Twitter:

Brain farts, a thread

[petermorwood]

Reblogging this once again because, once again, it made me laugh.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[arseniccattails]

[kitmicks]

[coconutlimeverbena]

This is a laxative

[moss-eyes]

drinking this straight up undoes the effects of your baptism