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Every once In a while I experience a thought (™) and post it on tumblr :)

[morrowsmotto]

straight friend groups be like: "jess" "emily" "joe" "jeff"

gay friend groups be like: "rob" "verity" "russ" *guy crying on the floor rocking back and forth*

[lobotomist-at-tabs]

terrible influence tour idea. leading up to the tour beginning there's a lot of wedding related hints being dropped. the phandom thinks it's a hard launch. but instead dan and phil become ordained ministers and at every show two people in the audience get married whether they want to or not. phan ships back

[reunitedinterlude]

do you think you and phil will be best friends forever? that's the plan

[hellishkat]

sorry i haven't replied i dont feel like a person

[philomenacunt]

wheelchairs and canes and glasses and hearing aids and every single other disability aid should be free btw and if you disagree i hate you

[thatmetalgearguy]

I survived because the fuck it we ball inside me burned brighter than the it's so over around me

[danrifics]

okay guys hear me out what if they intentionally made the sims make overs bad and it’s all an elaborate plan for whatever they’re up to

[my-queer-awakening]

With the way they play the sims? nah, I actually believe they have no taste

[soon-palestine]

[phodcast]

GIRL NO WAY D&P ARE ROASTING TABITHA FOR BEING LATE TO HER STREAM??? LOOK IN THE FUCKING MIRROR 😭

[lmaonade]

tumblrs "add tags?" prompt to every posts sucks so bad. do you think im trying to promote everything i say. a lot of the time i am just fucking talking to myself here man

[stuckinapril]

somebody get that girl a large sized beverage before she loses it completely

[rpfofficial]

next time i close tumblr and open it again will fix me

[generic-sandbox-member]

would highly recommend photosynthesis (lying in the grass in the sunshine)

[bebx]

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

[my-queer-awakening]

Me (attempting to air out the house): *opens a couple windows*

Every single poltergeist in the neighborhood: For me? *starts rattling doors*

[ao3-shenanigans]

Some more easy comment ideas to leave on your favorite fics:

1. LETS GOOOOOO!!! (after a particularly exciting chapter)

2. Ohmygosh yes!!! You get it!!! This is exactly how I imagine this [character, dynamic, scene, au, ect]

3. Noooooooo 🥺🥺🥺🥺 (after a particularly devastating chapter)

4. Heck Yeah!!

5. My children! You hurt them! How dare!

6. You have blessed us! May both sides of your pillow stay cool! (Or any other blessing of your choice)

7. Thank you!

8. It even [surprised, shocked, broke my heart] on the reread! Excellent work!! (Only if this a reread)

9. I wish I could leave a longer comment, this fic deserves one! Bravo!

10. 10/10 would let break my heart again

[fairycosmos]

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