im a romantic but the plot twist is that im unlovable
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@my-wendy-darling
im a romantic but the plot twist is that im unlovable
Me: Wow! Theyâre kind of cute.
Me @ me: And you a whole lotta ugly, keep it movingâŠ
netflix andâŠrest your head on my thigh while I run my fingers through your hair continuously
First day of life up until 6th gradeÂ
Jumped all the way to Freshman year of High School
Then I cut my hair Junior year, why did I do that
Slowly it started growing back and thenâŠ.
I finally felt comfortable to express myself (the picture on the left was my debut)
At this point in my transition I am 6 months into HRT
A year on HRT
Over a year and a half on hormones. My transition hasnât been the clearest path but I am so happy that I am on it.
Update:
2 years since my coming outÂ
2 years on hrt
2.3 years on hrt
2 and a half years on hormonesÂ
Its been a while since Iâve done an update so here it goes
At this point I am 3 years into my Hormone Replacement Therapy. Iâm thriving.Â
These pictures were taken days apart and I am 3 and a half years into my medical transition (The picture on the right was also posted by Instagram on all their major social media handles attached with an interview I did with them for International Womenâs Month)
During this time I was 4 years into HRT. Clearly living for it.
I am currently 4 and a half years into HRT, 5 years into socially transitioning, 6 years into when i first came out to my community around me and Iâm loving life more than I ever thought I would.Â
Lil mini update!! Itâs my 5 years on hormones and I think thatâs quite the milestone to be proud of so hereâs some pics since the last update.
Canât wait to see how the next 5 years go!
New Update!!
Today is my 6 years on HRT! Half a dozen years seems like it went by a lot faster than i thought it would but Iâm so grateful for the place that Iâm in both with my appearance and my perception of myself. I feel a confidence I never thought I could achieve.
me, every time i see this thread: oh god sheâs so pretty
me, still scrolling: oh god sheâs so pretty
me, at the end: oh god sheâs so pretty
^^^FUCKING SAME THO
SHES BACK ON MY DASH
Britney: you better work, bitch
me, a Bitch:
Iâm both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you canât rid a country of polio with plants.Â
Donât forget kids, jewelweed is a natural counteragent to poison ivy rashes but it wonât do shit against whooping cough
Mint for nausea, valerian and chamomile for sleep, antibiotics for fucking infections.
educational and salty. i like it.
I HAD NO IDEA WHERE SHE WAS GONNA GO WHEN SHE SAID âSOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE A LOAF OF BREADâ AND NOW IâMÂ JUST. IâM LOSING MY FUCKING MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND SDFUHDKJJFSDHSKJL
kitty foreman said fuck female socialization
*slides Disney $2*
Princess and the Frog 2 where Naveen gets himself into some nonsense and Tiana has to go rescue him and Lottie will NOT be allowing her best friend in the whole world to go on an adventure without her AGAIN, not this time no sir. And the whole movie is just about the power of friendship and the love and support that exists between women with brief intermissions peppered throughout showing Naveen having the time of his life being the most obnoxious prisoner he knows how to be with full certainty that his amazing wife is on her way to save him.
Actually this is a good plot, and I want to see this.
Start of the book, two characters: *hate each other*
End of the book, same two characters: *love each other*
me. every. single. time:
How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, âWhere am I, Cathy?â ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I canât remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isnât it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesnât know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: Heâs 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town Iâm going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral⊠_________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
oh my god these are great
fuck this is like reading a jokes and not actual quotes
This is the funniest thing Iâve seen in weeks. Literally, Iâve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life
Comedian and vlogger Elijah Daniel became mayor of Hell, Michigan, proceeded to ban all heterosexuals, and then was impeached. This singlehandedly saved 2017
I hope this saga continues. (via AlexErnst / RyanAbe)