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Request for @funbucketburt

Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JYqD8KwKSI

Lyrics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpgWc5u0PPw

I don’t own anything except my voice.

#request

Ooo I already got a request! I can’t wait to start working on it tomorrow...

#requests

Hey, I’m taking requests, so if anyone wants me to sing or say something as whatever character, shoot me an ask.

#requests:open

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Has anyone ever watched “Big Mouth” on Netflix? Because if you don’t, you should. It’s funny, and crazy, and weird, and so so relatable. This is my favorite line from my favorite character, The Monstress.

#the monstress #big mouth

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This is terrible and I’m sorry.

Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEe6tjr2Oaw

#spooky scary skeletons #cover #I'm back #I'm also immediately sorry

ifellinluvwithamonster

Ok, so I have recently decided to stay at home for college because it’s cheaper.

My parents made it clear that while they would help me pay for tuition and books, cost of room and board was gonna be on me, and what that would probably mean is I would end up ratcheting a lot of debt. Now, the kind of debt we’re talking about here, is a nice car debt. Debt that, after a few years of really applying myself to paying it off, I could probably have taken care of. But, what that would’ve meant is that I might have ended up having to live with my parents again just so I could funnel all my money towards paying off that debt. Something that I probably wouldn’t appreciate having to do when I’m a grown-ass person who’s become accustomed to living on my own for awhile.

Now, I was hesitant to make this decision, because it made me feel guilty. I was worried that if I didn’t move out when I was 18, I was a mooch, a freeloader, one of those “gosh-darn millennials who are still on their parents’ health insurance” that they talk about on the news you know? When I told my parents about these worries they laughed. They told me flat-out that they didn’t (and wouldn’t) think of me as a mooch if staying at home is what I decided to do. So, if you can live at home during college, then you probably should. I realize that I am very lucky; both to have parents that are willing to support me through college, and to have parents who are in a decent enough financial situation that they can support me. The point I’m trying to get across is, if you have the option to stay at home, if your family is willing to help you, then you should just take the help. You’ll probably be in a much more stable situation later on because of it.

I think there’s this idea, that when you’re an adult, you should be able to do everything on your own, and that you should be ashamed of having to accept help or support. But, the fact is, when you’re an adult; especially a young adult, late-teens early twenties, that’s a time in your life when you’re going to need as much help as you can get. Because, becoming an adult, following your path; sure, there are parts of it that are fun and exciting, but it’s also fucking terrifying.

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#acapella cover #junjou romantica

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Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0TghAW-bhQ

#cover #everything stays #adventure time #marceline

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Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwCZBideex8

#cover #love like you #steven universe

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Ok, so this is one of the last comic dubs I had on stock, so if you wanna hear more voices please suggest some comics to dub to me, or you could send an ask or a request for a voice. Once again, this comic is not mine, and was made by the wonderful neodusk.

comic: neodusk.deviantart.com

#comic dub #comic is not mine #steven universe #steven #garnet

Alright here’s the deal

I just now learned how to edit audio, and I briefly entertained the idea of going through and editing every single one of my posts and then reposting them... But that would be a ridiculous amount of work, that I just don’t have the time for so, just a heads-up, from now on my posts are hopefully gonna be a little more bearable to listen to. Peace.

themediafix

Breaking news: The D.C. Appeals Court just killed Net Neutrality. This could be the end of the Internet as we know it. But it doesn’t have to be. Tell the FCC to restore Net Neutrality: http://bit.ly/1iOOjoe

autbucky-remade

they want to make the internet like tv. with channels and paying to get to specific websites and things. net neutrality = not doing that

fyeahwhovians

This impacts every internet user. Please signal boost the hell out of this and sign the petition if you are American

artofcarmen

I do not reblog things like this very often, but this affects me both personally and my business as a freelance artist.

In the economy here; cash is already strapped as it is. You bet your ass companies would suck the ever living life out of misc. art sites.

I don’t want it to ever come down to me choosing between groceries or purchasing a new tier package via comcast to be able to access tumblr or DeviantArt (let alone not guaranteeing I’ll even be seen by my customer base since they may not want to pay out their asses either). It doesn’t seem important to most, but I do 90% of my business online entirely.

Please sign up, fight for this and share it with your followers/friends/family and urge them to give them hell as well.

slitheringink

Not writing related, but this is incredibly important. While we pay for service via ISPs, the internet has been a relatively free space where everyone, no matter their income level, is able to connect, access a wealth of information, and express themselves. The Internet has become a major part of our culture as human beings and the notion that ISPs might be able to limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more is utterly sickening. A lot of us are cash strapped as is, and I’d rather not be limited even more by someone else’s greed. Net Neutrality is essential and I hope you guys will understand why it needs to remain.

-Morgan

P.S. Signal boost this if you’re able.

blackwoolncrown

“ limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more”

limit what sites I can access unless I pay them more

DO YOU WANT THIS? NO?? CLICK THE LINK. REBLOG.

drtanner-dickery

As I understand this ruling, it means that businesses now have to pay extra to ISPs to have access to their websites through that ISP provided at a reasonable speed. If you don’t pay, users’ access to your website will be slowed to a crawl - so independent people and small businesses can forget about getting onto that high speed access tier.

This means that the American internet is going to be firmly under the control of those who have the most money. You’ll only get to see the content of those who can pay the ISPs to provide access at a reasonable speed. This means that you can expect to see skewed representation of just about everything, with those bigger businesses who can afford to pay ISPs a premium for access deciding what you can and cannot read, view and consume on the internet.

This is not something that we have in the UK. Our ISPs compete with each other to provide higher speeds, better services and lower prices, but because there’s a monopoly in the US of a few ISPs who provide services, they can afford to do this to you. You can’t go anywhere else, after all.

Everyone in the US needs to sign that petition, call their representatives, write angry letters and do whatever you can to tell your government that this ruling is Not Okay.

polararts

Maybe you guys are sick of this post but It’s really important to freelance artists and pretty much everyone who uses the internet, so here it is again. \o0o/

mr-tektites-sfm-blog-nsfw

trump era is gonna be hell

kajukisfm

i dont want to pay for my memes.

thetrial

someone give me an american zip code I can use

thewondersomethingorother

FUCK

dannykitchen

Advice for girls: buy skinny jeans in the boy’s section

They’re more comfortable, still form fitting, and best of all: THE POCKETS. THEY HAVE ACTUAL POCKETS.

don’t believe me? look:

these are boys pants, and they look just as good on me as any other skinny jeans I own

See that phone? I’m going to put it in the pocket. Must be so small right??

Ah yes, girl pants length. Probably can’t fit any further than that-

what? what’s this?

Good god. Oh good lord in heaven. This is blasphemous.

Look at how much room is still there. There’s chaos in the streets. Babies are crying. Fashion designers are screaming out of fear of the unknown.

Buy your pants in the boys section, girls. Live in the beautiful world you deserve where you can fit shit in your pocket.

prismatic-bell

Curvy ladies: Men’s dress pants have more room in the butt. I don’t know why, I only know that all my dress pants for work are off the rack in the men’s department in Target. Literally nobody has noticed, except a couple of my younger coworkers who’ve asked me–you guessed it–”oh my god, where did you find pants with pockets?”

Tall ladies: men’s pants are easier to find in longer lengths than women’s pants are.

Trans ladies: Wanna get on this gravy train, but afraid people will misgender you for wearing clothes off the men’s racks? Step one: tell me who these people are and I will punch them in the face. Step two: if it doesn’t make you dysphoric, please don’t feel obligated to wear pants off the women’s racks if pants off the men’s racks are more comfy/useful to you. I’m a cis woman who’s been wearing pants from the boys’ section and, later, the men’s section, ever since I hit puberty and in thirteen years maybe, maybe half a dozen people have noticed. And it’s always women asking the oh-my-god-pockets question. You’re all good. <3

Fat ladies: you will pay the same for a pair of 42x32 jeans as for a pair of 34x32 jeans, instead of having to pay some kind of Fat Penance Tax by way of being in the “plus size” section. Also, did I mention more room in the butt?

Ladies concerned about modesty: For obvious reasons, there is more crotch space in men’s pants. Embrace it and enjoy a life free from cameltoe worries and spontaneous labia-wedgies when you squat down.

All ladies: I swear to god the waists in women’s pants these days are made specifically to fit exactly nobody so that no matter what you do, your underwear will show. Men’s pants do not do this. The waists sit where they’re supposed to and will actually lay flat against the small of your back instead of flopping open to show your unmentionables to the world. If you want hiphugger jeans, buy one leg-length too small and one waist-size too large and let them hang, and they still won’t accidentally show your undies. Men’s pants will last longer. They cost less, in a lot of cases. Embrace the men’s jeans. Buy the men’s jeans. Stop buying shitty flimsy women’s jeans that wear out in six months.

AND FINALLY: to determine your size in men’s pants, take a tape measure around your waist at its smallest point. This is your waist size and will be the first number in a pair of men’s pants. Next, take the tape measure from about an inch below your no-no squares parts, and run it to your ankle. (You may need a friend or parent to help with this.) This is your inseam length, and will be the second number on a pair of men’s pants. Men’s and boys’ pants are tailored the same way, so if you have trouble finding your waist size in men’s, hop over to the boys’ section. Feel no shame. If they’d give us decent fucking pants we wouldn’t have to steal theirs, right?

thewinterotter

Listen you guys, I am SO MAD ABOUT THIS. I’ve seen this first post before, and recently my mom said, “Hey, did you see that post on Tumblr about shopping for jeans in the men’s department?”

And I said yeah, I’d seen it, I’ve been through the Trying To Fit Clothes On My Stupid Body wars, and this post really only applied to skinny jeans because they’re so stretchy. It couldn’t possibly work for regular jeans! I have TRIED SO MANY TIMES. I’ve always shopped in the men’s department because women’s clothes are like 90% bullshit and 10% fake pockets.

But I hadn’t seen the second addition, which gave me more hope, and I decided to just try on a few pairs when I was at Old Navy the other day. They have some “classic” jeans with no give to them at all, which is what I was trying on years ago that convinced me it just wasn’t possible. (Jeans in my price range didn’t really come with any form of stretch back then, as I recall. Textile technology is bad-ass.) But these days they mostly have “flex” jeans that have some give to them. (Women’s jeans are usually labeled “stretch” but apparently men’s have to be “flex” like they need stretchy garments so their HUGE MUSCLES don’t just TEAR THEIR CLOTHES!)

This was totally an impulse decision so I couldn’t measure myself, but I grabbed a few sizes based on what I vaguely thought my measurements probably were and decided it couldn’t possibly be worse than the endless cycle of regret, dissatisfaction, and recrimination that is trying on women’s clothing.

The first pair I tried on fit like a DREAM. I’ve been gaining weight lately which is a whole separate nightmare (mainly centered around “but I don’t WANT to buy new bras, this is bullshit!”) and the reason I need to buy new jeans because nothing freaking fits me, and I was sure these wouldn’t either, but DAMN. They’re the best pair of jeans I own. Twice as thick, pockets twice as big, legs nice and loose (they don’t even sell women’s jeans with a cut remotely similar to this), and contrary to my super dumb opinion from before this experience, they’ve got my plenty of room for all my womanly curvey bits. AND because they’re actually a relaxed fit instead of trying to cling to every inch of me, they don’t show my weight nearly as much as my women’s jeans do, they’re easier to move in, they’re not constantly inching down my hips with every move I make, and overall they just make me feel GOOD about how I look which is a strange new sensation I could definitely get used to.

It’s like a miracle. I want to cry both out of joy and because of all the shitty jeans now filling my closet when I could have been buying comfortable, relaxed, pocket-having men’s jeans all these years. Many blessings to the posters above, may your crops grow and your cows give milk and your jeans hold all the gadgets you desire.

thatoneartyishperson

Also: men’s pants have constant sizes that are based off of actual measurements instead of the women’s whatever-the-company-wants-to-make-the-size sizes. They’re far more reliable and your size will translate to other brands.

inconspicuouslyevil

@get-dunkd-on help me remember this for our next Goodwill run lmao

fenland-witch-deactivated202005

I HAVE to try some men’s jeans. Sick of these super skinny show everything always having to be hitched up no pocket crap jeans!

k-lionheart-deactivated20171126

Honestly signal boost. Because imagine this actually starts some kind of ludicrous pants revolution that ends up causing women’s pants fashion company’s sales to tank, absolutely forcing them to realize men’s pants have always had the right idea and start doing that instead of this bullshit. Like just imagine. And don’t just signal boost this. Tell every woman you know. Tell every trans friend and every curvy friend out there. You see a lady down the street, stop her and tell her you’ve discovered a new gospel and it’s purchasing men’s pants. With the way women spread information when we’re excited, the mentioned scenario could actually be hella achievable

akreliadeklavesht-deactivated20

PRAISE THE UNIVERSE I FOUND THIS POST AGAIN

what-even-is-thiss

Guys. Gals. Non binary pals. As a trans ftm person who just recently started shopping in the men’s department and has gigantic hips full of dysphoria let me tell you a thing.

Athletic cut jeans have more room in the butt. I repeat. Athletic cut jeans have more room in the butt. You don’t need to go to the dress pants to fit your lovely curvy self in there. Go to the regular section or big and tall if you’re a bit taller and/or wider, and there’ll be a little section of athletic style jeans. They’ve still got the giant blessed pockets and the room in the crotch and if you’re really curvy with a large bone structure like I am you can get yourself some quality pants.

This has been an addition by your local nb trans dude. Thank you for your time.