SALT !!!

Salt! 15, He/They, a catcf hell hole,,

[mybelovedteavee]

I just finished watching A Series Of Unfortunate Events and I want to punt Sunny.

[mybelovedteavee]

i made catcf spotify ship playlists because i am dumb and i have no ideas (I only did the 3 most popular ones fghjk im working on veruca/augustus rn, if u want me to make a ship playlist message me saying what ship u want, but i wont be doing adult x minor cuz thats just gross.) https://open.spotify.com/playlist/63WY2yHn1tvBXBM0DVuJYW https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2ofhMLKEmXNA2joAM8Hzg https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7IBTAxeF2SKTRqj6rzWHOH

[mybelovedteavee]

This gives me charlie veruca violet mike and auggie vibes i

[wonka-mania]

IDEA! ALTERNATE DEMISE FOR VIOLET

Wonka has created a prank candy that makes your tongue and teeth blue, it happens to be gum so violet takes it, but she didn’t know how badly Wonka had messed up. It makes her mouth blue but then it starts spreading all over, until her and her clothes are stained blue

Violet runs away in shame but Wonka sends an Oompa Loompa after her so that she can go to the showers. When she leaves her skin is still slightly blue and her clothes are still stained

[mybelovedteavee]

Yes because the inflation made me so uncomfy fghjk

[mybelovedteavee]

idk why i keep reading veruca/violet stories the more i read the more i cry into my pillow abt the fact they are not real

[mybelovedteavee]

day 32 of trying to figure out why catcf said chewing gum is bad

[wonka-mania]

How much do you think ten bucks can get me?

(Wrong answers only)

[mybelovedteavee]

1971 Mike Teavee

[mybelovedteavee]

    the S W A G  S Q A U D  tryna con some dude

Charlie: Um, Mike, Why are you pretending im this guys family?

Mike: We need money!

Charlie: Youre scamming him?

Mike: i was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him.

Charlie: What?! No way!

Mike: Why not? We already stole Augustus.

Augustus: Hey guys-

Charlie: No, we didnt. Augustus can think and talk for himself! He can do anything!

Augustus: I vant to steal.

[mybelovedteavee]

Veruca: Youre the self proclaimed, second worst thing to happen to orphans. What does that mean?

Mike: It means im the second worst thing to happen to orphans.

Veruca: But whats the first worst thing?

*Akward Pause* Mike: Veruca,they ....Werent always orphans.

Veruca:

[mybelovedteavee]

Violet: You're getting fatter.

Augustus: I am? Whew! I zought ze vorld vas shrinking!

[wonka-mania]

If each Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) kid had a TikTok account

Violet: most likely, definitely posting videos of her talents

Mike: posting gaming videos, with LOTS of rage

Veruca: showing off her mansion and servants

Augustus: probably not but if so, videos of food

Charlie: positivity

[mybelovedteavee]

now I cant get the image of violet beating up old guys in karate on tiktok pls

[verucastutu]

MY SEXUALITIES HEADCANONS OF CATCF KIDS,BECAUSE EVERYONE IS VALID.

Charlie Bucket - pansexual.

Augustus Gloop - heteroflexible.

Violet Beauregarde - [ sexually ] fluid.

Veruca Salt - straight.

Mike Teavee - bisexual.

Marvin Prune - gay.

Miranda Mary Piker - demi, lesbian.

NOTE: this isn't canon,those are just headcanons. You don't have to agree but respect it.

[mybelovedteavee]

fluid violet is making my day rn istg

[mybelovedteavee]

My headcanons for the 2005 kids favorite songs because yes

Charlie Bucket: Always Forever (cults)

Augustus Gloop: 19-2000 (Gorillaz)

Violet Beauregarde: Girls (Girl In Red)

Veruca Salt: Animal (Sir Chloe)

Mike Teavee: Hayloft (Mother Mother)

[mybelovedteavee]

Wonka: Okay, calm down! Easy! Easy! Look, I really appreciate your mob mentality, but everyone has a right to say what they think.

Mrs. Beauregarde: Tom and Jerry: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is a great movie!

Wonka: Except for her.

[mybelovedteavee]

[Charlie: Do you miss the imagination of childhood?]

[Wonka: Never had one.]

[Charlie: An Imagination or a childhood?]

[mybelovedteavee]

Charlie: Whats a word thats a mix between mad and sad? Veruca: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated- Violet: Smad.

[mybelovedteavee]

Mike: Im sick and tired of being called ´mortal´ like you dont know that. I have never died even ONCE. Stop making assumptions. Its rude.