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[spartanlocke]

Shared this with my sibs and it gave birth to a meme

[squarizona]

mh computer tryin to say chimichangas I give uP

[adipescentsweetness-blog]

my favourite video

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[devilofthestars]

The choreography is impeccable

[tommytrillnigga98]

Ohhh the early 2000’s

[dearjaywolfe]

triggered

[throughkaleidscopeeyes]

AYEEEE LEGENDARY

[growlift-deactivated20161002]

I’m the shirts

[haileyrose-]

THIS IS SO LIT!

[trilligan-island-deactivated202]

Mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[thetattedstoner]

08 fam

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[nomehablen2]

this is so fucking funny

[square-enix]

i hope this email finds you a broken husk of a man

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[bitletsanddrabbles]

People who are in self quarantine really have no idea how weird it is to be a base level essential worker through this whole thing. I don’t mean a doctor or a nurse or someone else working round the clock to put a stop to it or find a cure. I mean a truck driver or a gas station attendant or a retail clerk. Because everything is basically normal, only a little bit off, and then again not as off as it should be.

Every day I get up. I go to work. I sell people things. There are fewer people coming through and they’re buying more because they’re stocking up or they haven’t been shopping in a month, but there are still lines, like always. There’s plexiglass between the cashiers and the customers, and no dividers, and we have to continually yell at people not to put their items on the belt until we’ve finished the previous transaction, and they ignore us or argue with us, same as always. The more rules we have, the more rules there are for people to ignore. And the longer it goes on, the more normal it gets. Pretty much no one thanks us for coming in to work anymore. People are starting to act like we should never, ever run out of an item. It’s just blanket assumed that we will have hand sanitizer and soap and toilet paper and people are shocked when we say we’re out.  But there are still ads on the TV in the break room telling us all to stay home and the more the customers ignore social distancing, the more management puts pressure on us to set a good example, until we’re expected to follow standards that are physically impossible.

The longer this goes on, the less ‘essential’ I feel.

And then I come home and get online as always and there are all of these people asking what you’re doing while you’re stuck in quarantine and coming up with fun things to do when you’re in quarantine and talking about what you’re going to do when this whole thing is over and you can finally, finally leave your house. Everyone just seems to assume that you, the person reading their words, are in quarantine, because everyone’s in quarantine. It’s like this big, international, universal experience that you’re not a part of.

It feels like fifteen years from now everyone in the world will be looking at each other and asking “Remember what it was like to be cooped up in the house? Wasn’t it awful?” and I’ll just be sitting there going “…….no, I don’t. I didn’t do that.” And people will look at me and wonder how I could not know.

[roach-works]

god, same! i work at a place that manufactures luxury boats. we’re ‘essential’ somehow under a maritime manufacturing loophole. i’ve been back at work since late april and i don’t think there’s been a single night i haven’t woken up from nightmares and i don’t know whether to wish my factory shuts down again so i can go back to quarantine and be safe again or to hope my factory stays open so i can be one of the very, very few dudes i know that’s actually drawing a fucking paycheck while everything folds all around us. 

so yeah, if you’re staying home, you’re saving lives, i’m glad for you. but holy shit does it suck to be on the outside looking in.  

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[dinuguan]

[momoeyamaguchi-deactivated20180]

please watch this

source

[antiandrogen]

This is so intense like… if you miss your mark you get beheaded

[mizunocaitlin]

You’re doing them a disservice by not including who they are! These girls are high school students. They are the Tomioka High School Dance Club from Tomioka High School in Osaka. They went viral in Japan when they got runner up in the “All-Japan High School Super Cup Dance-Off” held as part of Yokohama’s summer of dance this summer (August 2017). You’ll know Yokohama’s summers of dance from the regular mass Pikachu dances you see on social media each summer. 

They’ve blown up since then. The promotional video they made at the school has more than 30 million views. They’ve been on tons of TV shows, including performances with Oginome Yoko, the original singer of the song (Dancing Hero (Eat You Up)) that they remixed for their dance. 

This dance routine was riffing off the comedian Hirano Nora and actually includes some of her comedy catch phrases in the remix. (They even got her to join them eventually!) For the uninitiated, one of the most accessible forms of comedy in modern Japanese pop culture are comedians like this who create outlandish SNL type characters and then appear on one or more shows regularly as that character. Hirano Nora’s gimmick is that she’s a woman from the height of Japan’s “bubble economy” era in the 80′s when there were tons of newly wealthy yuppies. This is why the remix is called “Bubbly Dance”. (Compare her to similar comedy character Blouson Chiemi whose gimmick is that she’s a modern, man eating career woman.)

These girls deserve all the fame they’re getting. You can read about them in the Asahi Shinbun and also check out this piece on Akane, their 25 year old coach via Japan Forward. 

[xtremecaffeine-deactivated20181]

!!!

[slyrivers]

I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

[libralthinking]

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”

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[urbanxdivinity]

What pleases u in bed?

sleep

[kuttithevangu]

Do you remember the grocery store, Mr. Frodo? It’ll be spring soon, and the Red Sox will be at Fenway; and the cafes will be putting tables on the sidewalk; and they’ll be cleaning out the boathouses on the Charles; and eating takeout from the Armenian grocery store. Do you remember the taste of takeout?

[valtsv]

yes honey your evil laugh is utterly diabolical and will definitely strike terror into the hearts of all your enemies now will you please come to bed