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[randomlonelytorment]

Me vibing to songs that are in a language that I don't speak a single word of:

[topherchris]

[cannibalchicken]

[draintheblood]

heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)

[radiofreederry]

[dashingprince]

Hello white mutuals. Before you is a charcuterie board with 15 different types of cheese. If you manage to go 12 hours without touching the cheeses you can leave this room. Good luck.

[fuckysuckybrigade]

I was eating off this cool cheese plate while you were talking can you repeat that pls

[link-is-a-dork]

[revali-is-a-narc]

Boy was ALREADY STEPPING ASIDE and she’s still like “Move bitch, get out the way”

[crazy-brazilian]

[ask-eugene-h-krabs]

This here is me homunculus flesh puppet that me soul will transfer to in the event of me death. It’s got no soul insider it right now, so we keep it in a constant state a euphoria ter keep it from massacrin’ me customers.

[laszloapologist]

we need an episode where laszlo drinks the blood of someone on adderall and spends the whole episode Normal

[deadstuffguy]

Took me too long to realize this was about what we do in the shadows and not, as I initially interpreted it, camp lazlo

[housesinmotionmp3]

sleeping when it's cold: deepest peace imaginable, opportunity to bury yourself in blankets and indulge in the ancient mammalian instinct to curl up and sleep somewhere warm and dark and enclosed, instant and dreamless rest

sleeping when it's even slightly warm: torturous, only options are kicking off blankets and feeling horribly exposed or laying in your own sweat, impossible to get comfortable, exhausting and demoralizing sisyphean task

[mr-deep-downer]

the best part about making someone else’s post viral is not having to deal with the notes.

[mr-deep-downer]

[super-lazer-piss]

You can lead a horse to water, you can leave a horse behind, because the horse don't dance and if it don't dance it's no horse of mine

[dinosdivinos]

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[animusrox]

Holy shit! $1.15 for unleaded?

[d3l3t3d-b10g]

[7l7l7l7l7l7l7l7]

this is definitely my “???” era

[weirdlandtv]

[donnerpartyofone]

I will never write anything this great in my life.

[afklancelot]

you’re laughing. olive oyl fainted after hearing the sad news that popeye has “bonkus of the konkus” and you’re laughing.

[el-joselito]

[jimxugle]