I'm a mess

Desiree | 25 | she/her

[virtualgirladvance]

everything is okay

i live here

im a person

its okay to make noise

youre allowed to go outside

no one is watching you

[virtualgirladvance]

hi sober me the morning after here and girl you were just doing laundry wtf are these affirmations???

[nat-20s]

As an adult I think me and all my friends should all have matching schedules and work like 20 hours a week and also everyone lives within 15 minutes of each other why is that so much to ask

[sailermoon]

the beautiful cycle of being a daughter

[jizardthejeanwizard]

I raise you.

[deergirlsrituals]

the point of pink camo is that it looks cute

[bladeemaid]

no it's for concealment during combat operations in fantasy candy land type environments with bushes made of cotton candy and candy canes used as load bearing architectural elements. like the kart game in wreck it ralph. duhh.

[deergirlsrituals]

[thecryptkeeper]

how it feels to drink water out of a mason jar

[kristina100000]

love me love me say that you love me fool me fool me go on and fool me

[valend]

bro is laughing as if his dad wasn’t one of Paul’s girlfriends

[doginstrument]

Whatever. Go My Beatles

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[walterdecourceys]

when are they going to make a tv show about two women fucking all the time. that is also sponsored by the canadian government

[gendertaliban]

Literally me

[gendertaliban]

Before anyone else asks. That is indeed Che Guevara and Fidel Castro.

[hotvampireadjacent]

I think everyone understood that part. Thanks

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[twofingerswhiskey]

reblog if you hate the current interior design trend of painting everything white with hints of grey or black. ignore if you have no taste

[roseroyalty-moving]

when u touch an unaware cat and they make that small surprised sound reblog if u agree

[roseroyalty-moving]

[pitchburgh]

i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

[pitchburgh]

you should also be able to do this to job listings

[rylandgraces]

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

[pjharvey]

it's lowkey so disrespectful when i touch my cat and then he grooms himself right where i touched him he's like get your dirty primate oils OFF me... sir i am your mother!!!!!