Thought

Just what’s popping in my head or happening to me

[mycasuallifethought]

Taxi driver: [coughs]

Me: i am now infected by a new plague that has no cure.

[mycasuallifethought]

Omg this takes a new turn with the corona virus

[mycasuallifethought]

If you still don’t believe in climate change:

Today, I walked outside in a t-shirt. It’s Christmas Eve. I live in Canada. It’s the first year since I’m born that it’s not freezing cold outside.

[mycasuallifethought]

Random conversation i heard

1st guy: i speak 16 languages

2nd guy: omg can you speak french

1st guy: Sí

2nd guy: wow

[mycasuallifethought]

I’m so tired

I was writing and it kept tiring my wrist until i realized i was writing with the wrong hand.

[mycasuallifethought]

This is the best part of the short story.

[mycasuallifethought]

The advantage of having a prosthetic limb is that you have less chances of having the flesh eating bacteria.

[mycasuallifethought]

Whenever you feel down, remember Mariah [Care] y for you

[mycasuallifethought]

Happy Halloween!

I heard the door bell rang so i opened the door and there was this guy in the communist’s flag that gave us the same amount of chips than candy we gave him while saying: “ capitalism won’t go down alone! Let’s help him! “

[mycasuallifethought]

My friend is an exchange student and, today, he went full panic mode in my room cause he started saying “eh”. I never laughed that much.

[mycasuallifethought]

I was at the museum, when a guy blocked my way to take pictures while making ?snoring sound? He then looked at me and said: « You’re famous! Just kidding » he laughed and then proceeded to walk away while snoring louder then a chihuahua.

[mycasuallifethought]

Head canon: « There’s nothing holdin’ me back » by Shawn Mendes is actually inspired by the relationship of Trudeau and the Aga Khan.

[mycasuallifethought]

Living dangerously: walking around your house naked while you’re suppose to start your period.

[mycasuallifethought]

Asking for help

Hey so do you guys know a good free app for apple to listen to music without wifi?

[mycasuallifethought]

You know when your doing the dishes and your sibling arrive and like since (s)he did nothing (s)he just say: “oh you didn’t have to washed the baking tray, I did it”

So you’re just like “well i don’t know rebecca there was some chicken on it and we ate pork chops”

[mycasuallifethought]

You don’t know pain unless you tried to take of dry contact lenses from your eye.

[mycasuallifethought]

My mom thinks I have hearing losses, but really I’m just ignoring people.

[daminwayne]

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

[bebe-benzenheimer]

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

[impolitecanadian]

guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay

[gorillateaparty]

May your GPA rise due to clerical error.

[umpteenthstupidfeelings-blog]

this magical tumblr grade increaser comes once in a million years, reblog for good grades