I SWEAR TO GOD IM NORMAL

PLEASE DNF IF UNDER 18!! I REBLOG A LOT OF NSFW JOKES!! My names are Juno/Mavis, I'm 20, I'm TME, I use they/it pronouns, and my main interests rn are UTDR(my special interest :3), Homestuck(VERY BIG INTEREST RIGHT NOW), Sonic the Hedgehog, and Dungeons and Dragons

[sylvanitchi]

looks at you like this

[theocseason4]

[theocseason4]

Black cilantro margaritas ladies!!!!

[emailclub]

moaning

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

I have been in 3 games

[frot-cember-deactivated20241214]

does that include your severed head in mk11

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

Nno

[frot-cember-deactivated20241214]

then im sorry hsu hao but I think you were only in 2 games 😔 but that’s ok buddy, most of us haven’t been in any!

[emailclub]

what about my pancakes

[sailorbrazil]

this is not about you or your pancakes please read the room

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

I was in Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance Mortal Kombat Advance and Mortal Kombat Armageddon I promise

[nvtxl]

club

[pjackk]

Ants on a raft for dinner

[sivavakkiyar]

childhood story written by William Gaddis, first grade (?)

[targetedknowledge]

[rosepetal444-deactivated2026020]

i’m like if a pervert was a sweetheart

[tlirsgender]

We all mocked the 2010s sexual obsession with Benedict Cumberbatch but honestly. As far as whiteboy actormans go at least this one has kind of an interesting face. You are all subjecting me to Ryan Gosling now like he wasn't the world's heterosexualest heartthrob years before he was your scrunkled blorbo

[gragam]

happy mothers day

[vinegarss]

captchas are getting way too hard man I can't do this

[forest-woman]

[laurierrose]

we need to start legally protecting these like make this kind of bathroom part of the national park system

[lesbianrey]

every day i get a little madder about the ‘dream job’ narrative… all i want is to have a job that benefits society somewhat, doesn’t abuse me, and lets me live a happy life outside of my job lol. jobs should not be (and arguably can’t be) cosmic destinies and identities

[sacred-portal]

[sluttynurse]

ok but seriously just imagine if Seth rogan had a vagina ☺️

well idk if i really want to do that but i hope you're having fun with it

[teathattast]

[dogwithpants]

That’s this

[teathattast]

Goes to show how little I know

[evilvillain123456789]

The really crazy part is the Twitter post is the original and the tumblr post is the one that's plagiarized

[teathattast]

Net zero info ass post

[cats2019forthenintendoswitch]

We literally can see in both the screenshots that the tumblr post was posted first (also evilvillain123456789 lies recreationally, constantly) why are y'all so bad at fact-checking literally anything

[evilvillain123456789]

Stop

[benevolentgh0st-deactivated2016]

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

[starvulture]

Collecting these rn