been sort of on hiatus I guess

Christian, musician, ISTJ, 29. I like the use of leitmotifs in the LOTR scores and complaining about memes. let me know if you want me to tag anything that isn't already tagged.

[mycreativename]

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[bunjywunjy]

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

[bunjywunjy]

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

[bunjywunjy]

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

[bunjywunjy]

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

[bunjywunjy]

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

[digitaldiscipline]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

[bunjywunjy]

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

[bunjywunjy]

*roar sound effect*

[bunjywunjy]

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

[bunjywunjy]

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

[crochetninja]

There’s more!

[nuggsmum]

I love.

[bunjywunjy]

I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

(just fine)

[bunjywunjy]

Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

[bunjywunjy]

Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

[bunjywunjy]

so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

[bunjywunjy]

we’re coming to you LIVE More than two hundred thousand notes later from HALLOWEEN 2020, where WEXTER continues to be absolutely DINO-RIFFIC!

… at least for as long as it takes to chew the costume off.

[bunjywunjy]

it chrismas

merr chrismas

[orcarriagesthatwork]

I think about this cake every day

[tizzymcwizzy]

sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious

[mycreativename]

guess who finally finished the office at the eleventh hour

[mycreativename]

when you're up late on disney plus on a thursday night

[funny-history]

[arroz-con-yolo]

There is NO reason this should be so fucking funny

[lizclimo]

oh well! 

[mycreativename]

a few months ago I deleted the tumblr app from my phone because my phone use was a little too close to addiction for my comfort. it probably still is, but at least I only come here on desktop. still, even though even that doesn’t happen much anymore, it makes me happy to see familiar usernames when I visit

so if you want updates,

 - I left LA and moved back home because there’s very little reason for me to be there in person anymore. apartments are expensive and everything is on zoom

 - before everything shut down I got my first actual film music project, which is writing an animated musical

 - I’ve been slowly getting past the need to have a grandiose music career dream for the sake of my identity and realizing that I what I actually love doing is bringing people’s visions to life. sometimes that’s with film music, sometimes that’s with planning things, and right now it’s paying the bills with media design and branding. hello, quarantine adaptation

 - I’m planning a wedding with the love of my life for 149 days from now and dang it I just want it to be 149 days from now these are going to be the longest 149 days of my life

[penny-anna]

Further important info for ppl who have seen the LOTR films but haven’t read the book

1) I would have followed you my brother… my captain… my king: written for the film

2) Don’t you leave him Samwise Gamgee: written for the film

3) “What’s taters, precious, eh, what’s taters?” “PO-TA-TOES”: verbatim Tolkien

[linguisticparadox]

4) There’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it’s worth fighting for: 100% films please stop attributing this to Tolkien I’m begging you

5) I would cut off your head, Master Dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground: That one you can attribute to Tolkien

[catchymemes]

[whataliethatwas]

And that’s the internet right there

[that-elf-from-smirkwood]

This is a really cute example of one publication (the New York post) writing a bad article with a clickbaity headline

About another publication (Vox) writing a different article with an equally clickbaity headline

I don’t think Jonathan S. Tobin actually read the Vox article. They don’t want to cancel Beethoven, but the title does kind of sound like it.

Also I hate everything. Whoever came up with these headlines needs to stop writing for a few decades. Writing timeout for twenty years.

[overthinkinglotr]

I love that thing in Lord of the Rings where the villains spend so much time obsessing over the character they believe is their Destined Archenemy that they overlook the character who actually defeats them

The Witch-King of Angmar, the Black Rider, seems to be Destined to fight the wizard Gandalf, the White Rider.  He doesn’t consider Eowyn a threat right up until she stabs him in the face 

Saruman is fixated on defeating Theoden, Aragorn and Gandalf in an Epic Light vs Dark Fantasy Battle at Helm’s Deep. So he completely overlooks the two hobbits and bunch of trees sitting right next door, who proceed to destroy Isengard

Sauron is fixated on defeating Aragorn, the Destined King of the Heroes and descendant of the man who defeated him last time. So he completely overlooks Frodo and Sam, who proceed to actually defeat him

[squishymamasboy]

#as far as i know that’s the entire point jrrt tried to make

[saskthea-deactivated20220102]

aunty armourer 🥰

[one-time-i-dreamt]

This is incredibly wholesome, and I needed that today.

[unemployed-ingreenland]

When your mom calls you to come outside and help bring in groceries

[mysharona1987]

[greyhina]

Same energy as that time in college I told a girl that “the tarot” says she needs to go call her mom and start going to therapy and she fucking did.

[judeiscariot]

I love that tumblr is called a ‘blogging’ website. I don’t know what the fuck we do on here but it most DEFINITELY is not ‘blogging.’