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MASTURBATION & SEX:
coconut oil is a great lubricant to use while masturbating but you should never use it during p-in-v sex, it will break down the condom.
masturbate! there’s nothing wrong with it, almost everybody does it, and it’s extremely healthy. it decreases stress, strengthens your immune system, releases neurochemicals like dopamine and oxytocin which make you feel good & it helps you find out more about your body and therefore what you do and do not like in bed.
if u want your coochie to smell & taste amazing, you gotta do more than eat some pineapple from time to time. drink lots of water, cranberry juice, pineapple juice and apple juice and also make sure to eat yoghurt, fruits & veggies. not only are they healthy and will they keep the coochie clean from the inside, they will also make it taste like heaven.
everybody who has a vagina has heard this before but it’s really important so i’ll repeat it: always wipe your coochie from front to back. this prevents yeast infections.
pee asap after sex/masturbation!! it cleans your coochie and therefore prevents UTI’s.
for all the people with a vagina who are planning to fuck someone with a penis: don’t rely on the person w/ the penis for condoms. bring them yourself, just in case.
there’s a lot more to sex than just touching your partner’s private areas. get your partner ready for some fun by touching their sensitive areas! here’s a list of the most sensitive areas of the human body: female, male, both.
here are some guides on how to eat pussy like it’s your last meal: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
here are some guides on how to suck dick like a pro: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
in addition to these wonderful guides on how to suck dick, here are some guides on how to control your gag reflex: 1, 2, 3, 4.
remember that little to nothing you see in porn is real. porn (usually) is a video of a man pleasuring himself, using a woman’s body. this is not how sex is supposed to be, at all. don’t rely on porn to learn how to have sex.
here’s a list of anal sex tips/guides: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.
here’s a list of tips/guides/facts on bdsm: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13.
girl on girl sex tips/guides: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
man on man sex tips/guides: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
tips for first-time sex/losing your virginity: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
GENDER & SEXUALITY:
LGBTW+ terms & definitions
genderqueer and non-binary identities
list of sexualities and their definition
gender and sexuality terminology
SKIN IMPROVEMENT:
(in some of the following tips i talk about using coconut oil. this is a reminder to use coconut oil in moderation, if you put too much of it on your skin it will clog your pores which causes acne.)
squeeze the juice out of a lemon & mix it with baking soda until you have a creamy thick paste. apply it to your skin and leave it on for 15 - 20 minutes. rinse with cold water. afterwards your pores will be clean and your skin will be soft af.
dry brushing! get yourself a brush with fine bristles that aren’t too hard but not soft either & swirl it over your skin in circles. you can do this on just your legs (90 seconds per leg is recommended) or your entire body. make sure to finish your ‘self massage’ with body oil.
want to get rid of dry skin during the winter? all you need is some body oil & a shower! pour a generous amount of body oil into the palms of your hands and rub them together before spreading it all over your body (avoid your face! if you want to do this to your face, use a face oil, not a body oil). when you’re done rubbing the oil into your skin, get into the shower and carry out your usual showering routine. make sure to moisturize again within a 2 - 5 minute span of leaving the shower to add moisture back in before your skin seals up and dries out again. either use your favorite body lotion or the same oil you used before the shower.
exfoliate before shaving! it makes the skin soft so you don’t get razor burns & bumps.
exfoliate and moisturize your skin every night. using coconut oil as a moisturizer is recommended. make sure to put some extra coconut oil in the areas where ur skin is really dry.
never take hot showers. they might be relaxing but it leaves your skin extremely dry and flaky. take warm showers instead.
take a spoonful of organic honey and rub it onto your face. let it sit for about ten minutes before rinsing. your skin will be super smooth.
make your own body/lip scrub by mixing brown sugar and coconut oil! scrub that shit on ur body (like ur legs) and lips and it wont only feel amazing, it will also take off all the dead skin and bacteria.
drink!!! ur!!! damn!!! water!!! that shit is good for ur skin, immune system, disgestive system, metabolism.. shit, cut up some fruit and throw it in there if u are feeling fancy, just make sure u drink enough of it every day.
if you got a pimple and wanna get rid of it fastly, put some toothpaste on it and keep it on there for a while (i usually put it on before going to bed so it stays on my skin all night). it’ll make your skin dry tho so make sure to moisturize after u take it off.
shave your legs w/ baby oil, it will make your legs smoother and moisturize them at the same damn time. score!
in 2019 we’re not gonna purposely make ourselves sad anymore!!! no more looking at that blog bc you know it’ll make you sad! no more clicking on a link to a song that brings back bad memories or a post that reminds you of bad times just to make yourself feel bad!! we’re gonna start to love ourselves in 2019 and strive to be happy bitch!!!!!
So what you messed up? Don’t wait for tomorrow or next week or next month to start again. From this moment on, do better, try harder. Go at it again and again and again. That’s how you’ll succeed.
Being told you’re appreciated is the simplest thing, and yet it’s one of the most uplifting, incredible things you can hear.
-Unknown
“This is love…isn’t it? When you notice someone’s absence and hate that absence more than anything? More, even, than you love their presence?”
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Alcohol is cool but have you ever had someone care about you? Me neither, pass the bottle.