MyDumbBlog

Professional procrastinator and horrible decision maker. My name is Jenny. Welcome to my dumb blog.

[monodeuramain]

aesthetic: showing off the hottest phones in 2007 pop music videos

[sandandglass]

[denali-winter]

BAM.

[ex-libris-craux]

I have never hit reblog so fast in my LIFE.

[onefitmodel]

dat sass in the last gif holy fuck

[error-username-taken-deactivate]

THE WAY SHE KEEPS ON SMILING 

[sheretic]

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

[reaill]

welp now we know the distinction between the two

[toxeh]

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones? You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon. DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

[pansysky]

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

[mickeykilloran]

Well…some of us knew that.

[pastrnk]

if you ever feel bad about yourself just think at least you’re not a model for spongebob tampons

[fuck-off-fuck-off-fuck-off-deac]

who lives in the vagina of a young teen

SPONGEBOB TAMPAX

absorbent and yellow and bloody is he

SPONGEBOB TAMPAX

[scientificotters]

If intense bleeding be something you wish, Then drop on the deck and cry like a bitch!

[claireaphernilia-deactivated201]

SPONGEBOB TAMPAX SPONGEBOB TAMPAX SPONGEBOBBBB TAMPAXX!!!

[marluxi4]

*nose flute*

[guiltyfilthycasuals]

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

[guiltyfilthycasuals]

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

[caswantsdeansassbutt]

In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

[guiltyfilthycasuals]

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

[itsjustsatanthings-deactivated2]

[s4g1tt4r1us4]

this week on: britan thinks its special

[stunningpicture]

I noticed some writing on my godfather’s shirt. I asked him to please hold still so I could read it. Well, then.

[persephonesecretlair]

I need this shirt.

[gifcraft]

[big-chicken]

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

[bigstupids]

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

[rustymetallilacs]

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

[mydumbblog56]

Sometimes I get this feeling in my stomach that makes me feel so nervous I have to stop whatever I am doing and breath otherwise I fear I will vomit on the spot.

[nothing-but-stars-baby]

yes I am a serious cosplayer

[carrot0nesie-deactivated2015041]

ladies and gentlemen, the american education system

[human-entropy-deactivated201706]

My school apparently ran out of toilet paper a few weeks ago and my Spanish teacher was telling the girls to keep a roll in their purses and the guys to keep a roll in our backpacks. North American Education system.

[that-australian-guy]

this is basically any public school in the world tbh

[flyfella]

bet the football teams have new equiptment though

[evanj2014]

Whoop there it is

[bluecinnamonbunzuh]

No I’m not even kidding I bet my life that there is equipment and a well managed field for the football team. Probably a good baseball and basketball team for guys. Other sports not so much.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is NOT any public schooling system in the world! Australian public schools do not have this problem! How the fuck does a school not afford basic bathroom amenities?! If that happened here there would be an immediate school funding revision campaign! I assume you guys are joking about the football teams because there’s no way overblown American sports movies are real. Does your government just… not fund schools? 

[averyoddfishindeed]

A running joke in my high school is “…but we can’t afford paper!” because a few years ago, my entire school system had us recycling each and every scrap and refusing to pay to get teachers copier paper. We were all asked to bring in our own paper, because school just wasn’t going to provide paper anything. Ironically, same year the football field was renovated.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That…

That can’t possibly be right. 

[goosewithajob]

My high school had chunks of the ceiling falling down periodically, because of water and mold damage. I remember being in the gym for basketball practice and a huge grate fell down and scared the crap out of us. No one was ever hurt, and the state health department declared the levels of mold to be “not immediately dangerous” and so it was left alone. They once had to close down an entire section of hallway and stairs because one year, the toilets flooded on the second floor and soaked into the ceiling and walls. The next year, a chunk of ceiling fell out right below that, and the toxic variety of black mold was found. Again, the levels were “not dangerous” so they blocked off the area for a few weeks (making it impossible to get to class on time) until it was “cleaned up”. There were no windows, because when the school was built it was right next to an international airport (that has since moved) and the noise was too much at the time. So in order to keep the air flowing, they pumped air conditioning year round, including winter.  And yes- the football field was in fact completely renovated before the buildings were even touched. 5 years prior to the original start date of high school building renovations. Also, while the football field was built with out a single hiccup, the school renovation was actually stopped after it started and halted for 4 years because the town didn’t want to spend the money on it. People argued that taxes shouldn’t be raised for that since they felt the buildings were fine as they were. Welcome to American public schools. 

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR SCHOOL SYSTEM??

FOOTBALL

OVERT RELIGIOUS LOBBYING

SCHOOL SHOOTINGS

CRUMBLING BUILDINGS AND NO SOAP

DO YOU LIVE IN A SEMI-DYSTOPIAN NOVEL

[dellycartwright]

god bless america

[mydumbblog56]

These comments, though.

[mydumbblog56]

New car. #firstbill #thanksforeverything Goodbye Private Skipper Kowalski-Rico Contour De La Hoya Hernandez Ingraham... the 3rd. HELLO Private Skipper Kowalski-Rico Contour De La Hoya Hernandez Ingraham... the 3rd... the 2nd. And that is why you should never name something during the "Oh goodness I am so random" stage.

[socialnetworkhell]

I wore a sexyish costume on Halloween and this guy on the street ran up to me and made like he was jacking off and making obscene sounds at me and I was horrified so I changed into my silly banana costume and a man came up to me and said he wanted to stick his banana in me so moral of the story is that it doesn’t matter what you wear, men will always ruin everything

[languidity]

thinkin about college is weird. thinkin about being an adult is weird. are u sure im not 12? im pretty sure im still 12

[baawri]

pretty sure I’m 5

[failbag]

Siri KNOWS I live in Florida and anything below 70 is freezing. I can’t believe I just got dissed by my own phone

[mattgooop-deactivated20220314]

color combos are fun.

[stenchavenue]

why am i even going to art school

i’ve just learned it all here

[ribboneesta-blog]

some feelings

entering a warm room after being out in the cold

the “boom” in your heart when you hear a firework explode

having someone brush your hair

the buzz of your fingers opening a package you had been waiting for

writing with a new pen

the funny feeling in your stomach when you see the sun outside your window and realize you’ve stayed up all night

[spaceprincesses]

Well it’s about 12:15am. Time to start my homework.