Le Evil Crumb

(He/they) || love all people ❤️ || CPS major || Gamer || Programmer || Writer || Artist || ENFP/ ESFP || Slytherin

[anxiousfrenchfry]

I just wanted to go shield surfing god fucking dammit

[runthatonebymeagain-deactivated]

I love this game so much

[mytrainline]

[niuniente]

[rat-facts]

listen this isn’t rat related but I’m going off the walls right now this is literally so fucking funny

[peacesmovingcabaret]

The rat screaming in the background is such a mood.

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

i cant believe some people do m/f ships with the man not blushing not even a bit while the woman blush always… bad taste really bad taste

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

if you dont do the man being deeply and crazy in love with his gf/wife and blushing a lot

YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG

[esteicy-blog]

Woman: Is cute/badass/sexy/just herself

Man:

Me: This…this is a good ship

[longseasons]

hey!!!! i forgot! grandma wanted me to tell you she’s making stew tonight!!!!!

[longseasons]

[briefcatglitter]

[ololygas]

Cut, Catherine Lacey

[thatfunnymeme]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[kazbrekkcr]

hercules: rip to odysseus, perseus, theseus and achilles but im different

[everythingfox]

oo

[sepulchritude]

Stardew valley elligibles at the beginning of the game: This backwater town sucks and I hate it here

Stardew valley elligibles when they realize the new farmer is cute and nice and making a lot of money: Actually I love this town and also farming. I would totally love to live here in like, idk maybe a nice rustic farmhouse (just for example) for the rest of my life. Also I’m single and did I mention that I love farming

[thatmaildude]

Why would you leave this absolute gem in replies?

[neuters]

i need both of these now

[lesbianmichelmishina]

the reason these exist (iirc) is because peppa pig is banned in china for “promoting gangster attitudes”: peppa was popular (for whatever reason) with “shehuiren” (anti-establishment internet users), who made a lot of memes involving peppa and even got tattoos of her because it’s funny. the result of banning peppa is that shehuiren-types liked peppa even more afterwards, and now she’s a bit of a counterculture symbol in china. hence these shirts.

[pyreo]

The Incredibles on release in 2004: Wow it looks amazing!!

The Incredibles 10 years later: It still holds up so well

The Incredibles 11 years later: It still holds up so well

The Incredibles 12 years later: It still holds up so well

The Incredibles 13 years later: It still holds up so well

The Incredibles the moment The Incredibles 2 is released: 

[thepleasuregoblin]

Every time I see a person with airpods i remember that they cost 160 dollars and I am laughing at that person

[mulletlove-deactivated20200811]

bored. might swollow a kinder egg like a snake just because

[ccliffjumperr]

This is what the FDA thought everyone would do if they allowed kinder eggs in America

[crim-bat]

I’m not sorry

[sexycraisinthanos]

this is my favorite Star Wars post

[catchymemes]

[link-the-feral-anon]

When you remember the anti-vax movement

[burger-prince]