ranking some of obito’s iconic looks and explaining why hes the UNDISPUTED KING of fashion
“sorry im late i spent 20 minutes crying because i thought i lost my yugioh cards”
nothing crazy here. could be way worse, could also be better. he’s just a cute kid who’s pretty much not even traumatized yet, what do u expect ? u can tell he has potential tho, because that was basically his ‘2007 fashion’ phase and he handled it pretty damn well since he wasnt an absolute disaster like most of us were at his age. 6/10
#goth
dark. stealthy and witchy. the pic speaks for itself. ‘i have come back during the lunar eclipse to summon some demons and murder those who have forsaken me’ energy. was wearing that mask with a hood and cuffs with CHAINS like u actually fucking cannot come up with a better look for this event. makes sure u KNOW about the fact that he knows how to hold a newborn baby AND how to sacrifice it. poetic. everyone was gagged. he was only 14-15 years old. a pioneer. u could never. 10/10
“do my mental illnesses make me look hot ?”
this kid looks like he dresses in the dark and hes also definitely starting to forget that mirrors even exist. im not roasting him right now. im being serious. u can tell that at this point he was at his lowest. probably had no gotdam idea how his clothes looked on him because he was avoiding every reflective surface he ever came across. let his hair grow because he could hardly bring himself to do basic shit, let alone think about his hair. and yet he still looks pretty nice. what a legend. that outfit is pretty bland but the realistic and depressing reasons why it even exists make it quite endearing (dare i say easy to relate to ?) and pretty iconic. 7.5/10
“h-hewwo?”
that outfit must be so cozy. like it rly looks so comfy wtf ? also looks really nerdy. the thing is, it can either be a good or bad thing and it only depends on the person wearing it. this outfit can basically make you or break you. the whole tobi bullshit showed the fact that he can make it look good even while hes behaving like the biggest chaotic dumbass nerd ever so at this point its safe to say that no outfit has ever been a threat to obito. but anyway lets be real, who gives a fuck either way ? the only thing that matters here is the fact that he looks REALLY huggable in this. also dont get it twisted. i ABSOLUTELY can tell this man smells dusty and musty no matter what he’s wearing. do i care ? no. 8.5/10
“Actually, I’ll have you know I am Madara kin.”
outstanding. his blue nail polish was a great choice and looked spectacular on him. doesnt care about glove etiquette and wears a ring over it because it’s an aquarius’ job to break the boring ass rules baby ! now for the most important part: he was bold enough to modify THE timeless, iconic outfit and managed to make it more functional (and personal) without messing with its original swag at all, which resulted in another iconic look. effortless designer shit. and its so avant-garde too ? i dress like this irl. obito is too ahead of his time and thats why he hates the world. #aquariusking. also he revealed that look during a storm and it had a goddamn hood too like what more do u need ? unfortunately, he only allowed us to witness this legendary outfit’s fierceness for 0.2 second because he knew this sad, worthless, hopeless, basic world couldn’t handle how good it looked. left us all shook. 10/10
*future - mask off (LoFi remix) plays in the background*
i wish it was his theme song. soundcloud sadboy aesthetic GOD. also lost an arm which obviously automatically adds a hundred points to the classic, legendary akatsuki outfit. has survived 600 billion bombs, has SO MUCH sauce, and yet all u can think when u look at him is ‘this dude definitely has an edgy, emo, chill anime beats blog on tumblr dot com’. and u know what the best part is ? that thought gets 100 times more powerful once u actually figure out who that guy is. i honestly love the vibes he gives off. u can tell he makes sad LoFi/trap type beats and writes sad rap lyrics about the world in his spare time. this man has definitely posted one of his depressing freestyles on soundcloud while he was high. it only has 12 favorites, and they are actually from the 12 different soundcloud accounts i have created in order to support him. 1110/10
‘proper spongebob’ meme but just deep fried enough for u to feel like something doesnt feel quite right
looks like hes desperately trying not to look too edgy bcuz hes on his way to meet his future spouse’s parents. still stays true to himself with this dark color scheme tho. this look clearly screams ‘im ready to bust my third eye wide fucking open’ and the details in the mask prove it. spiritual king. went for the total traditional aesthetic to fit the whole ‘im gonna ascend and become god now’ mood. understandable. we KNOW he could modify it and turn it into something iconic and unforgettable if he ever feels like it though. no more nail polish because he knew damn well it would’ve been quite the fashion faux-pas with all this dark purple he’s wearing, and also because any other color wouldnt have added much to this look anyway. he clearly knew what he was doing but this legend got us all used to life-changing outfits so basically, this would be a 10/10 on a basic bitch but it loses points on a superior fashion king like him because hes able to do even better. 8/10
“the world is finally ending but u bet ur ass fashion never ends”
i told u he really could do better. ugh. HIS MIND……… he deadass teared his sleeve off to make his traditional outfit just unstructured enough for his tastes…….. can u get more aquarius than that… this man increased his sex-appeal with the classic wrist-length glove and bare arm combo, fully aware of the fact that it was also going to look perfectly edgy with that long mantle he’s wearing. rebellious, sexy, murderous but never trashy. literally transformed the entire outfit’s energy with one (1) move. only a real fucking fashionista would be able to pull this shit. and then he makes things even saucier, dropping the mask to unleash decades worth of scandal and making this mythical outfit even more unforgettable than it already was….. no one was ready to get their wig snatched and ruthlessly beaten into the cold hard ground like this. the 4th shinobi world war was nothing but wig and scalp slaughter with a little bit of actual murder on the side. the reason why lee is canonically bald ? thats obito babe. 90% of the scalp cruelty was his doing, not only because of the drama he created, but also because this man has no FUCKING idea what skin care is and hasn’t felt sunlight on his face for 20 years and yet he still looks prettier than all the petty basics on the battlefield. what the fuck kinda eyelash curler was he using ? was that mascara ? was that all natural ? we wont ever know. LEGEND. also, purposely got his own heart ripped out by someone who means a lot to him for the emo aesthetic; of course not without coughing up blood on his own outfit like the true fucking artist he is. and dont even get me started on the fact that the fabric of his clothes was literally created to make his fights look even better. id willingly let him beat the shit out of me and kill me for the sake of the aesthetic. 100000000000/10
for the monster fuckers
so woke. hes starting to transcend fashion in a way most human beings cant comprehend. also his muscles got a sick ass pump. monster bf material. is he confused or is he about to kill u ? the answer is yes. lost part of his consciousness and his ability to speak, which makes him seem even less human than he already looks. is super silent and looks very lost in general which makes him ultra cute and attractive. what im trying to say is this was sexy as fuck so why is no one talking about it ? 10/10
“behold my aquarius god complex”
A E S T H E T I C. he has ascended. looks sad in that very divine way. ‘weeping mary’ vibes. has finally achieved that celestial martyr aesthetic he’s been going for. his perfect, mystical, assymetrical being is here to educate u thots on the fact that assymetry has NEVER been a flaw in the first place. the ripped pants and bare feet combo goes amazingly well with his energy as a person and everything about his appearance here makes him look unreachable, eternal and exalted. i wish he’d showed up to the met gala 2k18 to stunt on all these uninspired hoes and also to end the world. AES/10
“die or die dude you either DIE or you DIE”
mesmerizing. breathtaking. tragic and poetic. u can see his soul radiating from him and its exhausted and captivating. spent his last moments in the snow shirtless to make sure we could clearly tell that even a billion snowflakes from a goddesses’ alternate dimension or whatever tf that was supposed to be couldn’t look as immaculate and gorgeous as he did. his red eyes created a stunning contrast in this whole ‘purity’ aesthetic, but i couldnt get a decent pic of him with his eyes open while he was sitting in the snow so fuck it. he just looked so damn good. do u know how good u gotta look in order to effortlessly make someone ignore the fact that u fucked their entire life and that ur also the reason why their parents are dead ? and then to somehow also make that same person call you the “coolest guy ever” ? POWERMOVE EVEN IN DEATH. 1000000000/10
“t͙̺h̩̩͙̪̼̹̭͡i̢̼͙͓̝͍̮̘s̘̗̯̜̤͢ ̣̠̻̬̗̣̗i̯͉̬̞͎̻͚s̢̖͕̰̲̖ ̷̻͇̼t̴͖h͎̪̙͈͟ͅe͢ ̵̜̤̖̪̤͕̩i̫̖d͚̗e̤̝̱̗a͓̼̗ͅͅļ ̱̲̤̮ḿ͉̠a͕̦̪͡l̫e̼̣͓͍͔͘ͅ ͚̩̟b̭o̡̲d̦̳̗͖̯̣͢y̧̰̱.̦̺͢ͅ ̬͔̣̳̬̯y̺̖̰̯̺̥o̝͇ú ̞̦̞̪mi̳͉g̡͕h̨͚̬̖̞̺t̥̼̦̫̗̹͉ ͙̮̝ń̗̫͕͖̝o͙̲͈̪t̤͍̰̗ͅ ̙̹͍̭l̶i̲̺̺̰̗̩k̛̺e̮͕̮̣̪̗̮ ̤͖i͖̻t̷͎̮̱̝ ͏̩̝b͉u̬̣̦̤͉̻̩t ͏̖̦̦̬̥̝t̛͙̜̗̫͉h̻̼͕̝͕͍͚is̹̥͚̘̻̝ į͈̝͈s͎̰͇͚̝̘͕ ̠͇̫͎̥wha̧̰̰̦͔ͅt͖̘̻̺͕͉ ̤̣͠p̞̩e̸̲͓͉̣a͎k̻̞̼ ͖̭̱̕p̮͍̼̪͇͓e̲̤̭̬̱̬r͏̹͓̯f̮̪o͖͚͜ṟ͎m͖͖̖̀a̳͎͔͖͇͡ńc̴͎é͉̳̰̠̻ ̱̥̙̜̖ͅļ͚̳̤̲o̯̜̰ok͈͉̥̱s̨̻̮ ̜li͈k̠̠̦̣͇̜͖e͖̟̩”
finally someone who can reach my impossibly high standards. timeless beauty. theres also obviously smth really kinky going on here but this post isnt about kishimoto’s fetishes. body positivity KING. his body needed to grow the size of a house and he didnt even blink. he just accepts his body’s needs. “oh, thats what we’re doing ? sure” and goes with it without a word while his body just crashes into the ground like the boulder that crushed him when he was a kid. cinematics parallels baby. obito lived long enough to see himself turn into the person he swore he’d never become; the boulder itself, which is incredibly deep. woke af. doesnt care about society’s bullshit beauty standards. doesnt care about anything actually. at all. probably doesnt even know how to speak. doesnt know who he is either. where is he btw. whats going on. who are all these people. +∞̢̯͒́̓̄ͭ̅/́ͯͤ͊͊͛͏̦̰̩1̻̐̋̀̎́0͖̽̓̈͝












