[beefyrat-deactivated20190401]

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

[myfiveguys]

men in bars: wow I sure hope this girl doesn't reject me

women in bars: wow I sure hope that guy looking at me isn't a literal murderer

[harvard-dad-deactivated20180911]

The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses

[thyrell]

no witnesses if youre bad enough at parallel parking

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

cashier: sorry for your wait. we’re short-staffed today

millennial: oh that’s ok no worries :)

 baby boomer:

[bleed-in-ink-deactivated2017052]

[robbiercyes]

so apparently cnn now has a clock counting how long it’s been since trump has attacked someone on twitter

and all it did was remind me of is this

do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking  

[alternativeblkgal]

I think it’s called sensory overload. It’s really common in people with anxiety

[reynabeth-deactivated20180821-d]

it can also be a result of sleep deprivation, stress, or ever dehydration !!

[mightbeinsaneforever]

thanks i thought i was just a bitch

[noisywastelandphilosopher]

[stability]

[punchself]

temporarily falling in love with strangers is my greatest talent

[asian]

[pettycentral]

[dailyniall]

12/12/16

[guiltygirl]

do u ever just get uneasy or start crying when someone is really nice to u and expresses genuine interest in ur wellbeing and then ur like fuck…. am i rlly that deprived of love and emotional intimacy lmfao

[sweetrbl]

me at 14 years old : yes i’m in a fandom it’s really cool and fun!

me at fucking 19 : yes i am still in Hell™

[outer-space-howell-blog]

i don’t understand why people think that depression goes away on holidays?? like ho ho ho I’m still feliz navidying

[hoeonfilm]

stability is overrated…. not crying in public transport is boring