I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell

Poppy. 24. Just a random person on the internet. No big deal really

[foxphantom]

Getting in the water must feel so good if you have a big pregnant belly and are a selkie...

[akashicrecord]

human pregnancy is so wild to me. like, you can just create another consciousness. and you can do it accidentally in the Cheesecake Factory parking lot

[wereknightpreg]

Discretely rubbing his pregnant belly in public as he tries and fails to keep quiet, hips moving of their own accord. Hiding his burning face in both hands, overly aware that I can feel the movement under his skin.

[gravid-lover]

I just keeping thinking about disappearing somewhere for about a year to be a surrogate. Where no one knows who I am and I can walk around freely. Get knocked up by a nice couple and give birth for them before I have to leave. Just only having to think about taking care of myself and the baby I'm growing for them. I just want to experience it so badly without all the stigma and questions. Be another person for awhile. 🤰

[oifaaa]

Honestly dont know where to begin with this one but i'll try

Someone asked how much for mpreg, I needed money, so I held an mpreg raffle where people could enter by sending money and the name of the person they wanted pregnant, count binface won(?), I started questioning if it even counts as Mpreg since count binface is famously an alien from outerspace

If you'd like to help me stay away from mpreg in the future considering donating to my kofi

[dragonofelder]

If Binface wins the Clacton by-election, I will print these off and find someway to get him to sign them

[bellyvirtues]

"Look, your baby's finally starting to open you up. The head's right there. It's got a lot of hair, the same colour as yours."

"C'mon, you can give me little pushes, right? Just liiittle pushes, like this- ah, ah, ah. Yeah, just like that, there we go."

"Shh, shh... It hurts, I know. But you're screaming a lot already, and you're not even crowning."

"Keep going, small pushes, ease the head out."

"It's coming out so slowly, I know. But you need to be gentle, you'll tear if you're not careful..."

"Look at that, now you're crowning! Reach down and feel how big the head is. You'll need to rest, let your body adjust."

"No, don't push- *stop* pushing, let yourself stretch... Pant like this, huff huff huff... Pant it out..."

"I know, it's so much pressure... you're still going? You need to push that bad, hm?"

"See? There's something to scream about... I said you were going to tear, and you didn't listen to me."

"But look, the head is out... I know, that hurt a lot, didn't it?"

"Listen to me now, keep pushing.. we've got to get those shoulders out."

[pushypuppyboy]

i’m a big fan of rapid pregnancy that isn’t too rapid, yknow? it happens over the course of a week, maybe. you think you’re just bloated at first. then, damn, i really need to cut back on the carbs. then it gets worrying. then you’re so big, and you keep feeling something massive shift around inside you, and it becomes unmistakable. but before that doctor’s appointment can come, your water is breaking and you’re pushing something out a week after you first had symptoms.

[nerofine]

[fillupthisjude]

I love the transformation of pregnancy. Once you knock me up what are you most excited for? The first rounding out of my belly? Shopping for clothes I keep outgrowing? My chest filling out? The first time I start leaking milk? The stretch marks that start covering my body? The way my hips continue to widen? My chubby thighs and ass filling out even more?

What are you excited to change about me when I’m pregnant with your baby/babies?

[lilycorinth]

[foxphantom]

Rating cleaning chores to do while pregnant on sexiness factor

Vacuuming: 3/10 pregnant waddle is hot but mostly it's the same as normal.

Making the bed: 5/10 already a disproportionately difficult task involving far too much running back and forth, and it's hot to see it drawn out by a heavy belly. Also very cute to see you fall into nice clean sheets afterward as a reward for all your hard work <3

Sweeping: 6/10 navigating the broom around the pregnant belly can be a challenge but the real cherry on top is how you sweep it all into a dustpan at the end.

Folding laundry: 7/10 I might be biased but I think you deserve a rest from all that hard work on your feet, PLUS you can listen to music or a podcast or watch a show while you do it. Activity that absolutely gets improved 1000% by pregnancy.

Dusting: 8/10 the upwards stretch to get those awkward corners when your balance is off and your belly is pulling you downward is amazing.

Gardening: 9/10 a great display of a range of physical skills and all done entirely for the love of the game. PLUS neighbors can see how cute you look with your belly. Highly likely to result in needing help at the end.

Dishes: 10/10 the immense challenge and struggle of figuring out how to bend over the sink with a pregnant belly in a way that can't be beat. Needs to get done every day or it gets out of hand quickly so there's no way around it. Truly just the absolute classic.

[foxphantom]

The hottest thing about an early-term pregnant belly is the limitless possibility.

Lounging around my place with my little 15-week belly, just barely starting to show. I know it will be big soon. I know I'll start to feel movement soon. I know it will feel very very very real soon.

But right now it's a space of pure possibility. My belly could be high or low. Torpedo or round. There could be a lot of movement or a little. It could be drum-tight or soft.

With an early term belly, I just don't know. The pregnancy is real, but the reality of it hasn't settled in quite yet.

[florial]

[boyrth]

i just love big pregnant bellies… theyre so hot and cute. i love it when they contract. i love watching them jiggle when the person walks around or bends over to pick something up. i love when theyre so huge and heavy they get in the way. i love when they bounce during sex and how you have to lift them sometimes to see the pregnant persons hole whether its to slip your cock into it or watch it bulge with a baby.

when the pregnant person is laying on their side and their massive belly is just spilling out onto the bed and they reach to rub at it. just watching someone get up and how their belly moves with them is so attractive.

[cumdumpboi]

What's your ideal size for a pregnant belly?~

Mhmmm, i would say like full term twins ~ 🤭 all one really big baby in final weeks. I think i would wanna be still mobile and able to move, but my belly would be perfect round in a stage where it is visible from the behind on the sides and my walk is heavy, waddling, constantly out of breath 😵‍💫🤤

[shockspectrum]

underrated aspect of birth is the fullness. the weight and stretch of the huge baby inside you before you even start crowning. the way it's just so fucking heavy and it's inside you and you can feel it whenever you move. fuckkk

[aboygottapush]

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Come to Bun in the Oven Bakery to try our delicious cupcakes with a sweet twist. Each flavor has been infused with transfiguration magic to cause physical transformations to whoever eats them. Feel free to browse our menu and pick you favorite (for yourself or someone else😉)

Vanilla Bean - A classic vanilla cake with vanilla buttercream frosting. ✨This cupcakes results in a classic, full-term, singleton baby. A great choice for first-time customers! ✨

Chocolate Fudge - A rich chocolate cake and fudge buttercream frosting. ✨This cupcake adds in a touch of weight magic, resulting in a very large singleton pregnancy. The belly grows significantly and becomes dense and torpedo-shaped. Very hard to move around for the extent of the pregnancy. Perfect if you want a more intense experience without straying too far from your comfort zone!✨

Red Velvet- A red velvet cake with whipped cream cheese frosting. ✨This cupcake is a bit stronger, resulting in a twin pregnancy that grows rapidly. By the end of your first trimester, it will feel and look like you are in your third trimester. But do not worry, you will still have two more trimesters to go! Perfect for those who enjoy the final stages of pregnancy and are impatient to get there! (Trust we can relate)✨

Lemon Zest - A lemon cake with lemon zest and a tangy lemon buttercream cream on top. Garnished with a candied lemon. ✨This cupcake has an added quickening spell. This results in a rapid pregnancy, growing to full term within an hour with labor quickly following. Because of the speed of the pregnancy, the number of babies cannot be predicted. Perfect for those on a strict time schedule or simply just impatient!✨

Strawberry Shortcake - A vanilla cake filled with a strawberry purée and topped with a light whipped cream frosting. ✨This cupcake gives you temporary weight gain without any pregnancy. Results differ per person, but most common areas are the belly, hips, and thighs. The affected areas will become soft and full while the magic is active. Perfect for those looking for a physical change without any further symptoms!✨

Salted Caramel - A vanilla caked filled with gooey caramel and a salted caramel buttercream. Topped with a caramel drizzle and a sprinkle of flaky salt. ✨This cupcake has an added slowing spell, resulting in a pregnancy that lasts much longer than a standard pregnancy. Time varies for each individual, with a minimum of 12 months and a maximum of 36 months. Like with rapid pregnancy, the time manipulation makes the number of babies unpredictable. Perfect for someone looking to stop and smell the roses!✨

Funfetti - A vanilla caked filled packed with colorful sprinkles and topped with vanilla buttercream and more sprinkles! A vanilla cupcake plus whimsy! ✨This cupcake results in a standard pregnancy with a twist! That twist being triplets! Perfect for someone who is bored of the same old thing and looking to shake it up!✨

Cookies and Cream - A chocolate cake with Oreo buttercream cream and topped with a whole Oreo. ✨This cupcake results in an asymmetrical twin pregnancy where each baby will develop at a different pace. As the developmental differences between the twins grows, there will be visible unevenness in the belly and will make one fairly unstable on their feet. It will also result in two separate childbirths. Perfect for those seeking a truly unique experience!✨

Coconut Cream - A vanilla base with coconut flakes baked in and a fluffy coconut buttercream ✨This cupcake results in a perma-pregnancy. You will immediately enter late stage pregnancy that results in no birth; instead remaining pregnant until the magic wears off (usually 9 months but results can vary) Perfect for those looking to enjoy the process of pregnancy but have no plans for the future! (Been there too)✨

S’mores - A dark chocolate cake on top of a gram cracker base and topped in a toasted marshmallow frosting. ✨This cupcake result in a fantom pregnancy. Your body will fully believe it is pregnant, creating identical symptoms and changes as true pregnancy. However, there will be no baby or labor. Perfect for those wanting to experience pregnancy but not willing to fully commit. ✨

Please come in and enjoy a sweet treat with a little extra! Buy a cupcake for a friend or a loved one. Or buy one for yourself! All are welcome here at Bun in the Oven!