Everybody Lies

The Flower Queen ole ole, ole ole feelin' prog prog prog well it seemed to be a song for you I love the band Sheep Roger Dean told me I'm too young to be a Yes fan so now I'm an even bigger Yes fan. the one I wanted to write for you

[inkskinned]

that kind of love that’s “i was scared until i found you.” that kind of love that’s worth it to try romance again. the “fuck i’ll try cheesy if it just makes you smile” love, the roses and love notes and wine bottles. the twinkle light love, the “let’s go on this romantic date only to spend the whole thing being silly” love, the dancing badly to slow songs love, the “i don’t know how you make me laugh so much but seriously stop it i’m trying to drive” love. the “i trust you love,” calling late at night because a secret just welled up in my throat love, the first person i talk to so i can figure out this decision is you kind of love. the “i was hurt before and had given up but then i found you” love, the incredulous in-awe love, the wonder love, the are you actually real or am i dreaming you love. the “i didn’t believe in soulmates before you” love. that kinda love.

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

good idea: marry a blacksmith so you can get free swords whenever 

[universityofhyrule]

Just making pizza

[powerburial]

[therealzelda]

This is the reason I have trust issues

[mygiftsofsilence]

fuckin obsessed with FFIV yet again

this game just keeps coming back to haunt me in the best way possible

[notcallum-deactivated20170422]

imagine if ur parents had to name u by the combination of their two names together

[0lightsource]

[solscite-deactivated20240130]

Me to my child someday

Child: Mom there’s this person I like at school. How do I get them to like me back?

Me: Talk to them everyday.

Child: That’s…actually not a bad idea.

Me: What’s their favorite dish?

Child: What?

Me: You heard me. What’s their favorite dish?

Child: Um–

Me: *Whips out white board and starts making graphs* Figure it out, ‘cause you’re going to cook that shit everyday, and give it to them once a day.How good are you at cooking? Not very. Hmm. I guess just boil a thousand eggs and you’ll be okay. 

Child: Mom–

Me: Also, do you know what their favorite color is? Buy clothes in that color scheme and wear only those colors.

Child: But I don’t have money for that–

Me: Then go plant some fucking turnips! Jesus Christ do I have to spell everything out for you

[mygiftsofsilence]

summary of the harry potter series

harry: guys something's up

everyone: ah u're just paranoid

voldemort: hello children time for death

[natakesgamingcorner]

Reblog with the game that got you into gaming.

Kirby and the Amazing Mirror/Megaman Battle Network

[yui-hirasawa-pregnant-fanfictio]

[slyth-princess]

Do you want to know what’s a strange feeling? Having a platonic crush on someone. You go through all the same crap as with a romantic crush, trying to impress them, not wanting to seem over eager, wanting to talk to them all the time. The only difference is, instead of wanting to kiss them until they can’t breathe, you want to rent all of the movies with them and have a sleep over. It’s rather disconcerting.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photos via Alphahole)

[princessrhcenyra]

[tuanh-flow]

[offworldcolonies-blog]

Man the 90’s were weird.

[awkwardstandinglewiskennedy]

Its like we got all this new technology and didnt know what to do with it.

[imdope420]

English teachers can either be the coolest teacher you ever had or the worst thing ever

[recklesslybrave]

this is a real thing