Welcome to Heaven

Wink, pout, ask me out

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if you only have time for one video, make it this one

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wtf did i just watch

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words and quotes here

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My Undead Patron

A young girl came up to me and asked me for a list of all the vampire romance books in the library. I was in a hurry as there were several patrons behind her, so when I went to search our records for the word “vampire”, I was surprised when the system only came up with one hit. 

…until I realized that I was searching the patron records. This man’s name is not vampire or anything like it, he doesn’t borrow a lot of vampire books, there was NO REASON for his name to come up, but for some reason when I typed in vampire, the system brought up his name. 

So with that in mind, I think I need to go buy some holy water, a stake and some leather pants. Frankly, I knew what I was getting into when I became a librarian.

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A spooky library story to cap off our library week, as told by a librarian on Tumblr. 

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The blinds one & the cashier one lol

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Captain Hook’s Pirate Ship, 1957

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(photo by yummie4mytummie)

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my constant internal dialogue.

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This mother duck kept quacking at people passing by this drain. They weren’t sure what she was trying to tell them until they discovered her little ducklings had fallen through and she was asking for help. Cutest thing I’ve seen! (Video)

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This makes me happy 😊😊😊

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I saw sixpenceee‘s URL and thought this would end in some horrifying nightmare.

Glad I was wrong!

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^^^

Complete truth. Sorry sixpenceee, you’ve ruined everything for me, from dolls to mirrors. 

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me: dam i should go to sleep :/ me: *goes to sixpenceee blog instead*

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The above is hand make up. 

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Small figurines interacting with everyday objects, in interesting ways. This is from the photobook project by Miniature Calendar

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Giant hives hanging from the ceiling enclosed in a glass case with outdoor access at Home of Bees in Poyales del Hoyo, Spain.

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Hungarian painter and ceramicist Bogi Fabian creates a little bit of magic in her studios in Hungary and Vienna, Austria. She makes jewelry from scratch, designing and building the pendants and then embellishing them with glazes and paints and light. (Source)

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natural rock formation on Heimaey, Iceland, called Elephant Rock.