a crab holding a knife

i'm so miserable and stunning/ María/ professional third-wheeler

[dailyanimatedgifs]

Over the Garden Wall (2014)

[writing-prompt-s]

I’ve invented the Enhancement Beam! Shoot a car it becomes a Ferrari, shoot a cat it becomes a lion. Shoot a spider and - oh god fuck what have I done what is that thing?!?

[myhuckleberryfinnthehuman]

an octopus

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[pokemonpika77]

Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.

[just-shower-thoughts]

On average, dudes will see flaccid dicks more often, but girls will see erect ones more often.

[myhuckleberryfinnthehuman]

people are gay steven

[valtsv]

a villain who commits crimes because they want to impress the hero and get their attention but they don't know how to flirt like a regular person

[myhuckleberryfinnthehuman]

so the joker

[greystripe]

finding out picasso died in 1973 feels like the fakest thing ive ever heard. everyone talks about him like he lived in a cave with nothing but a torch and paint he made from berries or bear shit or somethin but nah this dude probably sat down watchin looney tunes thinkin “damn i should draw some dude with a nose on his forehead thatd be dope” i feel so lied to

[myhuckleberryfinnthehuman]

extremely tired of americans

[unscentedbabylotion]

polly pocket clothes

[melblancscream]

[myhuckleberryfinnthehuman]

bit.ly/2BhQSTX?a=35084062

Ray-Ban sunglasses are on sale today for only $ 24.99 each! Today only!

[just-shower-thoughts]

We have our entire body as a free trial at first. As body parts expire, we have to pay in order to keep them running.

[myhuckleberryfinnthehuman]

the usa is a nightmare

[corvid-420]

One like=one prayer, reblogs cast, ignore for american supremacy

[betterthankanyebitch]

[cumonthevoid]

why did they give this line to the villain

[honey-harper-official-deactivat]

To make it seem like a bad thing to young girls

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

instead this just made young girls gay for Glenn Close

[ingdamnit]

because your employer telling you not to have a personal life is abusive and ffs tumblr can you put your skulls together and crowd source a few brain cells for one goddamn second.

[myhuckleberryfinnthehuman]

her employer was right the second she met a guy she was stuck with like two billion puppies

[0iqgremlin]

[jimkerk]

the least realistic thing about star trek is that starfleet uniforms don’t have pockets and nobody complains about it

[crisisoninfintefandoms]

My instinct is to agree with this, but like, when I really think about it…

No money, no credit cards, identification is all vocal/fingerprints/retinal, so no wallet.

Again, doors are voice activated, or just unlocked by entering a code.  No keys.  

Communication devices are tiny and stick onto clothing starting in Next Gen.  TOS had bulkier communication that they carried around or kept in, like, packs and stuff, so the arguments for pockets is a little more valid, and if I remember correctly, those costumes did have pockets, tho I could be wrong about that.  But anything post TNG, the point is moot anyway.

Tricorders and phasers are really the only thing anyone’s carrying around, and that’s usually on away missions where they’d be bring their packs/holsters or just have them out.  I mean, who wants to stick a phaser in their pocket?  

So, yeah.  There’s not much little stuff people need to carry around everywhere.  And if they are preparing for a longer journey or want to bring bulkier things, well…just bring a bag.  It fits more anyway.    

[jimkerk]

what if i find a cool rock and want to take it home with me

[fair-itself]

Every time a member of the USS Enterprise has found a cool rock and taken it home, it has resulted in eleven deaths, six temporal displacements, the holodecks breaking again, and somebody getting turned into a lizard. Pockets are a privilege, not a right.

[myhuckleberryfinnthehuman]

ok but what do they do with their hands

[skajador]

[skajador]

YALL REALLY DO BRING THIS BACK EVERY SEPTEMBER

[mysharona1987]

But I would actually be fine being stuck in a luxurious 20 million dollar mansion with a large pool, a tennis court and an elaborate garden maze for months on end.

It’s like when that prosecutor argued against house arrest for Felicity Huffman and showed a picture of her massive house: “Not being allowed to leave here is a punishment!?” 

[tattered-fragments]

Proof that money doesn’t buy happiness

[midwest-merman-deactivated20210]

At least not the way they tend to spend it

[myhuckleberryfinnthehuman]

money does buy happiness rich people are just garbage

[michellepsychologist]

More uplifting news amidst all this chaos ♥️

[bigpinkstink]

[myhuckleberryfinnthehuman]

ok but can i point out that the vietnam thing is not charity? it’s what every goverment should be doing, and they are all failing

[just-shower-thoughts]

Men cannot make a woman raise a child that’s not hers by lying to her. Women can.

[myhuckleberryfinnthehuman]

tell that to the pro life movement