Azure King @myidealsareright - Tumblr Blog

"What are the chances that the Hunting Dogs are still trying to arrest me"

High. Very very high. Go hide if you need to. I shall distract them if they get too close.

"I'm pretty sure they're equally as likely to arrest you"

That's if they even remember me. Even if they do they'll be so focused on trying to arrest me that they forget about you keeping you safe.

"I'd rather no one gets arrested. Including you, considering you seem to be one of us now"

Ah but I never mentioned that I will be getting arrested. I suggested they would try to arrest me but not actually catch me. It is hard to catch someone like me.

"... have you ever met any of the Hunting Dogs?"

In person no. But have I carefully watched them from afar to study their every move? Yes I have. Pinky can change people's ages. Foodie while dumb is loyal and has some magical bullshit sword. Sadistic while blind can hear everything. Grandpa is dead. And ginger is back with the Port Mafia.

"Pinky, as you dubbed her, is also absolutely terrifying besides her ability. The Hunting Dogs are among the strongest ability users I've heard of so far"

As long you have a plan and have determination you can beat them.

There's a baby?

he's holding a gender reveal cake

@myidealsareright

No. False alarm

You're the baby. Congratulations it's a boy

Good thing I made the frosting on the inside blue then.

Smart baby

Cake?

he offers some cake

No thank you buddy. I'm still working on lowering my adrenaline after the baby scare.

Alright. This will be in the fridge for later than.

Do you need anything right now?

No I'm good. The trip at the park yesterday did really well regulating my mental health. I haven't brood at all today. I'm good.

Im glad you enjoyed the park. Maybe we should have a daily walk for some fresh air. I'll have to get you a stroller.

Do they even make strollers for adults?

I've got a guy

Should I be scared?

Why would you be scared?

You're mysterious.

Yes but I've grown rather fond of you so

Oh cool.

he's slightly happy

So a stroller. Is there anything else my baby wants?

Nothing at the moment. Maybe some crossword puzzles for later.

I can do that. You don't want anything else while I'm placing a custom furniture order?

Lamp. For better lighting in my room. I like reading at night.

Buddy we can just get you a lamp.

I mean do you want any other large baby furniture.

I'm good. I don't need anything else.

Just what I'm ordering you then. Works for me.

Do you want to go get a lamp now so you can read at bedtime tonight?

Depends on how fast the lamp arrives. No rush.

Wha- no baby. I mean we go to the store. And buy a lamp.

Oh I thought you meant ordering it online. We can go to the store then. My eyes hurt when I read in a dim room.

You should have said something. I will get you anything you need.

Why don't you go potty and put your shoes on and we can go get a lamp

Yes Mr. Fukuzawa.

restroom time he's out in two minutes and puts on his shoes

Did you wash your hands?

goes back and washed his hands

he comes back

Now I have.

Good job baby.

Alright let's get you in the car

they head to the car and he buckles in

If I fall asleep wake me please.

Are you sleepy?

No but car rides will put me to sleep.

Adorable

he fell asleep in the first 5 minutes

*when they get to the store he picks him up and carries him inside, trying not to wake him*

he's having the best nap ever

*he lays his jacket in the cart and puts sato on top of it*

he hasn't stirred at all peacefully unaware that he's being pushed around in a shopping cart

*he goes to the home section and gets him a new blanket, opening it and laying it over him, holding the tag so he can scan and pay for it*

at one moment he does wake up only to go right back to sleep

There's a baby?

he's holding a gender reveal cake

@myidealsareright

No. False alarm

You're the baby. Congratulations it's a boy

Good thing I made the frosting on the inside blue then.

Smart baby

Cake?

he offers some cake

No thank you buddy. I'm still working on lowering my adrenaline after the baby scare.

Alright. This will be in the fridge for later than.

Do you need anything right now?

No I'm good. The trip at the park yesterday did really well regulating my mental health. I haven't brood at all today. I'm good.

Im glad you enjoyed the park. Maybe we should have a daily walk for some fresh air. I'll have to get you a stroller.

Do they even make strollers for adults?

I've got a guy

Should I be scared?

Why would you be scared?

You're mysterious.

Yes but I've grown rather fond of you so

Oh cool.

he's slightly happy

So a stroller. Is there anything else my baby wants?

Nothing at the moment. Maybe some crossword puzzles for later.

I can do that. You don't want anything else while I'm placing a custom furniture order?

Lamp. For better lighting in my room. I like reading at night.

Buddy we can just get you a lamp.

I mean do you want any other large baby furniture.

I'm good. I don't need anything else.

Just what I'm ordering you then. Works for me.

Do you want to go get a lamp now so you can read at bedtime tonight?

Depends on how fast the lamp arrives. No rush.

Wha- no baby. I mean we go to the store. And buy a lamp.

Oh I thought you meant ordering it online. We can go to the store then. My eyes hurt when I read in a dim room.

You should have said something. I will get you anything you need.

Why don't you go potty and put your shoes on and we can go get a lamp

Yes Mr. Fukuzawa.

restroom time he's out in two minutes and puts on his shoes

Did you wash your hands?

goes back and washed his hands

he comes back

Now I have.

Good job baby.

Alright let's get you in the car

they head to the car and he buckles in

If I fall asleep wake me please.

Are you sleepy?

No but car rides will put me to sleep.

Adorable

he fell asleep in the first 5 minutes

*when they get to the store he picks him up and carries him inside, trying not to wake him*

he's having the best nap ever

*he lays his jacket in the cart and puts sato on top of it*

he hasn't stirred at all peacefully unaware that he's being pushed around in a shopping cart

#// LMAO

"What are the chances that the Hunting Dogs are still trying to arrest me"

High. Very very high. Go hide if you need to. I shall distract them if they get too close.

"I'm pretty sure they're equally as likely to arrest you"

That's if they even remember me. Even if they do they'll be so focused on trying to arrest me that they forget about you keeping you safe.

"I'd rather no one gets arrested. Including you, considering you seem to be one of us now"

Ah but I never mentioned that I will be getting arrested. I suggested they would try to arrest me but not actually catch me. It is hard to catch someone like me.

"... have you ever met any of the Hunting Dogs?"

There's a baby?

he's holding a gender reveal cake

@myidealsareright

No. False alarm

You're the baby. Congratulations it's a boy

Good thing I made the frosting on the inside blue then.

Smart baby

Cake?

he offers some cake

No thank you buddy. I'm still working on lowering my adrenaline after the baby scare.

Alright. This will be in the fridge for later than.

Do you need anything right now?

No I'm good. The trip at the park yesterday did really well regulating my mental health. I haven't brood at all today. I'm good.

Im glad you enjoyed the park. Maybe we should have a daily walk for some fresh air. I'll have to get you a stroller.

Do they even make strollers for adults?

I've got a guy

Should I be scared?

Why would you be scared?

You're mysterious.

Yes but I've grown rather fond of you so

Oh cool.

he's slightly happy

So a stroller. Is there anything else my baby wants?

Nothing at the moment. Maybe some crossword puzzles for later.

I can do that. You don't want anything else while I'm placing a custom furniture order?

Lamp. For better lighting in my room. I like reading at night.

Buddy we can just get you a lamp.

I mean do you want any other large baby furniture.

I'm good. I don't need anything else.

Just what I'm ordering you then. Works for me.

Do you want to go get a lamp now so you can read at bedtime tonight?

Depends on how fast the lamp arrives. No rush.

Wha- no baby. I mean we go to the store. And buy a lamp.

Oh I thought you meant ordering it online. We can go to the store then. My eyes hurt when I read in a dim room.

You should have said something. I will get you anything you need.

Why don't you go potty and put your shoes on and we can go get a lamp

Yes Mr. Fukuzawa.

restroom time he's out in two minutes and puts on his shoes

Did you wash your hands?

goes back and washed his hands

he comes back

Now I have.

Good job baby.

Alright let's get you in the car

they head to the car and he buckles in

If I fall asleep wake me please.

Are you sleepy?

No but car rides will put me to sleep.

Adorable

he fell asleep in the first 5 minutes

*when they get to the store he picks him up and carries him inside, trying not to wake him*

#// Damn Fukuzawa is strong

he's having the best nap ever

There's a baby?

he's holding a gender reveal cake

@myidealsareright

No. False alarm

You're the baby. Congratulations it's a boy

Good thing I made the frosting on the inside blue then.

Smart baby

Cake?

he offers some cake

No thank you buddy. I'm still working on lowering my adrenaline after the baby scare.

Alright. This will be in the fridge for later than.

Do you need anything right now?

No I'm good. The trip at the park yesterday did really well regulating my mental health. I haven't brood at all today. I'm good.

Im glad you enjoyed the park. Maybe we should have a daily walk for some fresh air. I'll have to get you a stroller.

Do they even make strollers for adults?

I've got a guy

Should I be scared?

Why would you be scared?

You're mysterious.

Yes but I've grown rather fond of you so

Oh cool.

he's slightly happy

So a stroller. Is there anything else my baby wants?

Nothing at the moment. Maybe some crossword puzzles for later.

I can do that. You don't want anything else while I'm placing a custom furniture order?

Lamp. For better lighting in my room. I like reading at night.

Buddy we can just get you a lamp.

I mean do you want any other large baby furniture.

I'm good. I don't need anything else.

Just what I'm ordering you then. Works for me.

Do you want to go get a lamp now so you can read at bedtime tonight?

Depends on how fast the lamp arrives. No rush.

Wha- no baby. I mean we go to the store. And buy a lamp.

Oh I thought you meant ordering it online. We can go to the store then. My eyes hurt when I read in a dim room.

You should have said something. I will get you anything you need.

Why don't you go potty and put your shoes on and we can go get a lamp

Yes Mr. Fukuzawa.

restroom time he's out in two minutes and puts on his shoes

Did you wash your hands?

goes back and washed his hands

he comes back

Now I have.

Good job baby.

Alright let's get you in the car

they head to the car and he buckles in

If I fall asleep wake me please.

Are you sleepy?

No but car rides will put me to sleep.

Adorable

he fell asleep in the first 5 minutes

There's a baby?

he's holding a gender reveal cake

@myidealsareright

No. False alarm

You're the baby. Congratulations it's a boy

Good thing I made the frosting on the inside blue then.

Smart baby

Cake?

he offers some cake

No thank you buddy. I'm still working on lowering my adrenaline after the baby scare.

Alright. This will be in the fridge for later than.

Do you need anything right now?

No I'm good. The trip at the park yesterday did really well regulating my mental health. I haven't brood at all today. I'm good.

Im glad you enjoyed the park. Maybe we should have a daily walk for some fresh air. I'll have to get you a stroller.

Do they even make strollers for adults?

I've got a guy

Should I be scared?

Why would you be scared?

You're mysterious.

Yes but I've grown rather fond of you so

Oh cool.

he's slightly happy

So a stroller. Is there anything else my baby wants?

Nothing at the moment. Maybe some crossword puzzles for later.

I can do that. You don't want anything else while I'm placing a custom furniture order?

Lamp. For better lighting in my room. I like reading at night.

Buddy we can just get you a lamp.

I mean do you want any other large baby furniture.

I'm good. I don't need anything else.

Just what I'm ordering you then. Works for me.

Do you want to go get a lamp now so you can read at bedtime tonight?

Depends on how fast the lamp arrives. No rush.

Wha- no baby. I mean we go to the store. And buy a lamp.

Oh I thought you meant ordering it online. We can go to the store then. My eyes hurt when I read in a dim room.

You should have said something. I will get you anything you need.

Why don't you go potty and put your shoes on and we can go get a lamp

Yes Mr. Fukuzawa.

restroom time he's out in two minutes and puts on his shoes

Did you wash your hands?

goes back and washed his hands

he comes back

Now I have.

Good job baby.

Alright let's get you in the car

they head to the car and he buckles in

If I fall asleep wake me please.

Are you sleepy?

No but car rides will put me to sleep.

"What are the chances that the Hunting Dogs are still trying to arrest me"

High. Very very high. Go hide if you need to. I shall distract them if they get too close.

"I'm pretty sure they're equally as likely to arrest you"

That's if they even remember me. Even if they do they'll be so focused on trying to arrest me that they forget about you keeping you safe.

"I'd rather no one gets arrested. Including you, considering you seem to be one of us now"

Ah but I never mentioned that I will be getting arrested. I suggested they would try to arrest me but not actually catch me. It is hard to catch someone like me.

There's a baby?

he's holding a gender reveal cake

@myidealsareright

No. False alarm

You're the baby. Congratulations it's a boy

Good thing I made the frosting on the inside blue then.

Smart baby

Cake?

he offers some cake

No thank you buddy. I'm still working on lowering my adrenaline after the baby scare.

Alright. This will be in the fridge for later than.

Do you need anything right now?

No I'm good. The trip at the park yesterday did really well regulating my mental health. I haven't brood at all today. I'm good.

Im glad you enjoyed the park. Maybe we should have a daily walk for some fresh air. I'll have to get you a stroller.

Do they even make strollers for adults?

I've got a guy

Should I be scared?

Why would you be scared?

You're mysterious.

Yes but I've grown rather fond of you so

Oh cool.

he's slightly happy

So a stroller. Is there anything else my baby wants?

Nothing at the moment. Maybe some crossword puzzles for later.

I can do that. You don't want anything else while I'm placing a custom furniture order?

Lamp. For better lighting in my room. I like reading at night.

Buddy we can just get you a lamp.

I mean do you want any other large baby furniture.

I'm good. I don't need anything else.

Just what I'm ordering you then. Works for me.

Do you want to go get a lamp now so you can read at bedtime tonight?

Depends on how fast the lamp arrives. No rush.

Wha- no baby. I mean we go to the store. And buy a lamp.

Oh I thought you meant ordering it online. We can go to the store then. My eyes hurt when I read in a dim room.

You should have said something. I will get you anything you need.

Why don't you go potty and put your shoes on and we can go get a lamp

Yes Mr. Fukuzawa.

restroom time he's out in two minutes and puts on his shoes

Did you wash your hands?

goes back and washed his hands

he comes back

Now I have.

Good job baby.

Alright let's get you in the car

they head to the car and he buckles in

If I fall asleep wake me please.

There's a baby?

he's holding a gender reveal cake

@myidealsareright

No. False alarm

You're the baby. Congratulations it's a boy

Good thing I made the frosting on the inside blue then.

Smart baby

Cake?

he offers some cake

No thank you buddy. I'm still working on lowering my adrenaline after the baby scare.

Alright. This will be in the fridge for later than.

Do you need anything right now?

No I'm good. The trip at the park yesterday did really well regulating my mental health. I haven't brood at all today. I'm good.

Im glad you enjoyed the park. Maybe we should have a daily walk for some fresh air. I'll have to get you a stroller.

Do they even make strollers for adults?

I've got a guy

Should I be scared?

Why would you be scared?

You're mysterious.

Yes but I've grown rather fond of you so

Oh cool.

he's slightly happy

So a stroller. Is there anything else my baby wants?

Nothing at the moment. Maybe some crossword puzzles for later.

I can do that. You don't want anything else while I'm placing a custom furniture order?

Lamp. For better lighting in my room. I like reading at night.

Buddy we can just get you a lamp.

I mean do you want any other large baby furniture.

I'm good. I don't need anything else.

Just what I'm ordering you then. Works for me.

Do you want to go get a lamp now so you can read at bedtime tonight?

Depends on how fast the lamp arrives. No rush.

Wha- no baby. I mean we go to the store. And buy a lamp.

Oh I thought you meant ordering it online. We can go to the store then. My eyes hurt when I read in a dim room.

You should have said something. I will get you anything you need.

Why don't you go potty and put your shoes on and we can go get a lamp

Yes Mr. Fukuzawa.

restroom time he's out in two minutes and puts on his shoes

Did you wash your hands?

goes back and washed his hands

he comes back

Now I have.

"What are the chances that the Hunting Dogs are still trying to arrest me"

High. Very very high. Go hide if you need to. I shall distract them if they get too close.

"I'm pretty sure they're equally as likely to arrest you"

That's if they even remember me. Even if they do they'll be so focused on trying to arrest me that they forget about you keeping you safe.

There's a baby?

he's holding a gender reveal cake

@myidealsareright

No. False alarm

You're the baby. Congratulations it's a boy

Good thing I made the frosting on the inside blue then.

Smart baby

Cake?

he offers some cake

No thank you buddy. I'm still working on lowering my adrenaline after the baby scare.

Alright. This will be in the fridge for later than.

Do you need anything right now?

No I'm good. The trip at the park yesterday did really well regulating my mental health. I haven't brood at all today. I'm good.

Im glad you enjoyed the park. Maybe we should have a daily walk for some fresh air. I'll have to get you a stroller.

Do they even make strollers for adults?

I've got a guy

Should I be scared?

Why would you be scared?

You're mysterious.

Yes but I've grown rather fond of you so

Oh cool.

he's slightly happy

So a stroller. Is there anything else my baby wants?

Nothing at the moment. Maybe some crossword puzzles for later.

I can do that. You don't want anything else while I'm placing a custom furniture order?

Lamp. For better lighting in my room. I like reading at night.

Buddy we can just get you a lamp.

I mean do you want any other large baby furniture.

I'm good. I don't need anything else.

Just what I'm ordering you then. Works for me.

Do you want to go get a lamp now so you can read at bedtime tonight?

Depends on how fast the lamp arrives. No rush.

Wha- no baby. I mean we go to the store. And buy a lamp.

Oh I thought you meant ordering it online. We can go to the store then. My eyes hurt when I read in a dim room.

You should have said something. I will get you anything you need.

Why don't you go potty and put your shoes on and we can go get a lamp

Yes Mr. Fukuzawa.

restroom time he's out in two minutes and puts on his shoes

"What are the chances that the Hunting Dogs are still trying to arrest me"

High. Very very high. Go hide if you need to. I shall distract them if they get too close.

There's a baby?

he's holding a gender reveal cake

@myidealsareright

No. False alarm

You're the baby. Congratulations it's a boy

Good thing I made the frosting on the inside blue then.

Smart baby

Cake?

he offers some cake

No thank you buddy. I'm still working on lowering my adrenaline after the baby scare.

Alright. This will be in the fridge for later than.

Do you need anything right now?

No I'm good. The trip at the park yesterday did really well regulating my mental health. I haven't brood at all today. I'm good.

Im glad you enjoyed the park. Maybe we should have a daily walk for some fresh air. I'll have to get you a stroller.

Do they even make strollers for adults?

I've got a guy

Should I be scared?

Why would you be scared?

You're mysterious.

Yes but I've grown rather fond of you so

Oh cool.

he's slightly happy

So a stroller. Is there anything else my baby wants?

Nothing at the moment. Maybe some crossword puzzles for later.

I can do that. You don't want anything else while I'm placing a custom furniture order?

Lamp. For better lighting in my room. I like reading at night.

Buddy we can just get you a lamp.

I mean do you want any other large baby furniture.

I'm good. I don't need anything else.

Just what I'm ordering you then. Works for me.

Do you want to go get a lamp now so you can read at bedtime tonight?

Depends on how fast the lamp arrives. No rush.

Wha- no baby. I mean we go to the store. And buy a lamp.

Oh I thought you meant ordering it online. We can go to the store then. My eyes hurt when I read in a dim room.

There's a baby?

he's holding a gender reveal cake

@myidealsareright

No. False alarm

You're the baby. Congratulations it's a boy

Good thing I made the frosting on the inside blue then.

Smart baby

Cake?

he offers some cake

No thank you buddy. I'm still working on lowering my adrenaline after the baby scare.

Alright. This will be in the fridge for later than.

Do you need anything right now?

No I'm good. The trip at the park yesterday did really well regulating my mental health. I haven't brood at all today. I'm good.

Im glad you enjoyed the park. Maybe we should have a daily walk for some fresh air. I'll have to get you a stroller.

Do they even make strollers for adults?

I've got a guy

Should I be scared?

Why would you be scared?

You're mysterious.

Yes but I've grown rather fond of you so

Oh cool.

he's slightly happy

So a stroller. Is there anything else my baby wants?

Nothing at the moment. Maybe some crossword puzzles for later.

I can do that. You don't want anything else while I'm placing a custom furniture order?

Lamp. For better lighting in my room. I like reading at night.

Buddy we can just get you a lamp.

I mean do you want any other large baby furniture.

I'm good. I don't need anything else.

Just what I'm ordering you then. Works for me.

Do you want to go get a lamp now so you can read at bedtime tonight?

Depends on how fast the lamp arrives. No rush.

There's a baby?

he's holding a gender reveal cake

@myidealsareright

No. False alarm

You're the baby. Congratulations it's a boy

Good thing I made the frosting on the inside blue then.

Smart baby

Cake?

he offers some cake

No thank you buddy. I'm still working on lowering my adrenaline after the baby scare.

Alright. This will be in the fridge for later than.

Do you need anything right now?

No I'm good. The trip at the park yesterday did really well regulating my mental health. I haven't brood at all today. I'm good.

Im glad you enjoyed the park. Maybe we should have a daily walk for some fresh air. I'll have to get you a stroller.

Do they even make strollers for adults?

I've got a guy

Should I be scared?

Why would you be scared?

You're mysterious.

Yes but I've grown rather fond of you so

Oh cool.

he's slightly happy

So a stroller. Is there anything else my baby wants?

Nothing at the moment. Maybe some crossword puzzles for later.

I can do that. You don't want anything else while I'm placing a custom furniture order?

Lamp. For better lighting in my room. I like reading at night.

Buddy we can just get you a lamp.

I mean do you want any other large baby furniture.