vasdeldt (the notgirl who overboreed all over the internet. wtf)

aghhh!!!! https://myjammingborees.straw.page/

[ask-pacman]

Ypu are all stupid sacks of shit for following my account and all youre gonna get destroyed

[t00thpasteface]

the stingrays at the touch tank just now were acting pretty cautious around the people reaching in, getting really close but staying juuuust too far for anyone to touch, and this ten year old boy in a fnaf tshirt told me, exasperated, "the stingrays are ragebaiting us!!"

[supahbeefcakes]

with marcille’s necromancy and noelle’s ice magic, they could finally create tumblr’s greatest nemesis: the strong as fuck ice mummy

[pixelartpeach]

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

[bonesbeetle]

can see the pores on that thang

[crow-with-a-pencil]

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

[shamebats]

[weaponised--soul]

NO BUT THERE ARE SO MANY GOOD HACKS HERE FOR MY DUMB BRAIN

finally something that doesn't involve an egg timer or the word pomodoro ughhhhhhh

[austimpowerz]

MOODBOARD FOR WHEN SHIT IS FUCK

[laqueus]

[toskarin]

guy who is definitely not about to fall into a surprise midday nap with an aftermath worse than a hangover: it seems like a really good idea to lay in bed and get cozy under the blanket as part of my plan not to fall asleep. I do not know why.

[maskedposzum]

so colorful hooray!!!!!

[peri]

digital selfharm is real. do NOT check up on that ex-partner/ex-friend. do NOT reread those old messages/conversations that you know will hurt your feelings all over again or that will otherwise make you feel like shit. do NOT block evade to see if you’re being talked about. inhale. exhale. let it pass and you’ll be better for it.

[ninafantasma]

drew me and my friends favorite monsters (𖦹﹏𖦹;)

[william-snekspeare]

This is so real

[pixellangel]

HOLD ON I HAVE A GIF FOR THIS

[pixellangel]

yes ive been waiting for my moment

[the-dancing-boodoo]

(magic anon here…)

(for the next three asks you’re a human!)

(what do you do?)

“…

Ok, so I think I lucked out compared to some other monsters in this same predicament, because I’m already anatomically similar-ish to a human so I’m used to a lot of these functions.

Unfortunately, due to the sheer volume of asks I get (and the way I answer them), I can’t do the “next three asks” thing. So I’m gonna have to change it and instead, if you want me to answer a question as my human self, please specify that in your ask. And I’ll only take three of those.

Bonus:”

[maxxie-or-smth]

who do you think i am? looking for recommendations

[maskedposzum]

i just made some bullshit🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[myjammingborees]

bleurgh.. closeups under cut

[nakeilyaartz]

I forg

[maskedposzum]

ok paironormal doodles featuring knurv

i posted all of these ob twitter i lowkeyforgot to post them here too💔💔