I'm Up All Night To Get Lucky

Myles "Lucky" Ramsey, yes, he do got the booty.

[myles-ramsey]

Sleeping on the floor fucking sucks ass. Especially when that one bitch keeps waking me up.

[myles-ramsey]

Guess who is working on Valentine's Day?

[axl-knightly]

Why wouldn’t it? 

[myles-ramsey]

Pretty sure people are gonna notice a hot blonde alone at the strip club. 

[myles-ramsey]

Guess who is working on Valentine's Day?

[axl-knightly]

Don’t worry. I’ll stay in the back where no one can notice me.

[myles-ramsey]

I'm not sure that would work.

[myles-ramsey]

Guess who is working on Valentine's Day?

[axl-knightly]

Maybe I could swing by for a few minutes to see you in action.

[myles-ramsey]

Careful, babe. Someone might see you.

[myles-ramsey]

Guess who is working on Valentine's Day?

[victoria-wirth]

Where do you work?

[myles-ramsey]

You know that strip club in the dodgy side of town? Yeah, that's where I work. Why? You wanna come visit, cutie?

[myles-ramsey]

Guess who is working on Valentine's Day?

[art-never-meant-to-wither-blog]

Work it boo.

[myles-ramsey]

There is never a time when I'm not workin' it.

[myles-ramsey]

Guess who is working on Valentine's Day?

[screamshq]

You shake that booty for those lonely peoples, chico!

[myles-ramsey]

Hell yeah I will! Thanks for the encouragement and stuff, awesome lady.

[myles-ramsey]

Guess who is working on Valentine's Day?

Oh the money from lonely people wanting the D is gonna be amazing!

[myles-ramsey]

Wanna see the new trick I learned?

[axl-knightly]

You’re.. a stripper? Actually, that doesn’t surprise me too much.

[myles-ramsey]

Didn't think it would. I mean, look at me, I look like a stripper so...

[myles-ramsey]

Wanna see the new trick I learned?

[axl-knightly]

Married guys?

[myles-ramsey]

Yeah. I'm a stripper, babe. You know those guys who say they are staying late for work to their wives? Yeah, they are going there and shoving money into my shorts or giving it to the girls there.

[myles-ramsey]

Wanna see the new trick I learned?

[axl-knightly]

I’m sorry. It’s just — all these feelings. I’ve never had them before, you know? And if people found out, they’d start thinking of me differently.

[myles-ramsey]

Seriously, it's not even a big deal. I have to deal with married guys or whatever all the freaking time. It's not my fault my booty makes the straight guys question.

[myles-ramsey]

Wanna see the new trick I learned?

[axl-knightly]

Wow, thanks. I won’t kill you. I’ll just knock all of your teeth out.

[myles-ramsey]

Okay, I get it. I'll keep quiet. It's nothing I haven't had to do before.

[myles-ramsey]

Wanna see the new trick I learned?

[axl-knightly]

Myles. Okay, I guess it wouldn’t hurt to tell you my name. I’m Axl. But if you tell one fucking person, I swear to God I’ll kill you.

[myles-ramsey]

Axl? That's the weirdest fucking name I've ever heard.You'll kill me? Aren't you a tough guy?

[amazingrussianbear-deactivated2]

[myles-ramsey]

Wanna see the new trick I learned?

[axl-knightly]

Yeah, maybe it’s better that you don’t know it.

[myles-ramsey]

Well then... if you want me to keep more secrets... I'm Myles.

[myles-ramsey]

Wanna see the new trick I learned?

[axl-knightly]

Don’t. Say. One. Word. To anybody. Understand?

[myles-ramsey]

I don't even know your name so... how could I tell anybody?

[myles-ramsey]

Wanna see the new trick I learned?

[axl-knightly]

Could you — I just — could you stop?

[myles-ramsey]

Fine.

Talk to ya later, cutie.