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“Ask the Dust” Seattle, Wa 2016 Corwin Prescott - Porcelain - Henry Vance - Full series on Patreon

ftmmagazine

Where there's a willy, there's a way

illinicoise

Well, your old school was full of NERDS, Phoebe.

ruinedchildhood

dephus

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SNAKE ME UP (SNAKE ME UP INSIDE)

I CAN’T SNAKE UP (SNAKE ME UP INSIDE)

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE MEEEEEEEEE

tamamoland

you can call them renaissance paintings if u want but it’s still jesus fanart

yars

supersexyawesomeness

krabby-kronicle

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I think my favorite panic-fueled response to a petitioner was when someone came up to me in Union Square and said “Hi, would you care to sign our petition for LGBT rights?” and I just blurted out “I’m already gay” and the person, taken aback, said “Well, that’s… nice.” and I said “It really is. Goodbye.” and just walked into the closest store to escape.

raptorific

one time I was on my way to a final and this clipboard person was aggressively trying to stand in my way and saying “excuse me sir, can you take just one minute?” and I was like “I’m sorry I’m on my way to a final” and they said “just takes a minute to save a mountain” and I panicked because clearly the truth of why I had to go wasn’t working so I just said the first thing that came to mind which was “Sorry I hate mountains”