☆Nobody hates me more than I hate me ☆

Erinn. 25. Ma.

[daddies-boyy]

when he texts u first

[psyducked]

yo bitch

[splendidland]

girls only want one thing and it’s a scrying falcon that they can send out to survey the land for their enemies and they can see what it sees through a crystal ball

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

another one of the funniest things i’ve ever heard: a few of my friends in middle school made a project for drama class where they made a fake game show and the host character’s catchphrase was “try to win. but remember: you might don’t!”

[dollmaycry]

*waits for tumblr to solve this mess so i can start selling these*

[closetedguyy]

are you going to make shoelaces as well

[sansv0re]

is there a joke i’m missing here

why would he make shoelaces

[closetedguyy]

so we don’t have to steal them from the president

[transmeddragon]

Bad addition to an already bad post

[closetedguyy]

thank you that was my intention.

I’m tempted to add a supernatural gif here but I’m exercising some self control

[crypticcunt-deactivated20230101]

Weak

[closetedguyy]

anyone want to shoot me

[crypticcunt-deactivated20230101]

QUICK, SOMEONE BRING IN SHERLOCK

[dollmaycry]

[insaneinspireddreamer]

[alexander]

[myliferunsondunkin]

.

[myliferunsondunkin]

Not on here too much anymore but for anyone who still pays attention this is crazy to me. This was me about 2 years ago until this past week. Most of my weightloss has been these past few months and i knew it was a lot that i lost but the first time i could really visually see it was when my coworker sent me that first picture the other day

[memewhore]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

me: [taking a piss in my own house like normal]

my anxiety: “what if someone slipped you hallucinogenic drugs and you’re actually in walmart right now pissing in the middle of the store?” 

me: “…we’ll confront that problem when we come to it”

[tastefullyoffensive]

Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)

[edgebug]

this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes

[dwight-schrutes]

happy columbus day :)

[peteryouadorablefuck]

[luciende]

I CAN’T

[singularitybytaehyung-archive-d]

why am i living in this universe and not in any of the alternative ones i’ve made up

[weloveshortvideos]

[snailandwellmet]

I love the guy who’s clearly a teacher who came over with the intent to tear two fucking idiot teenagers apart from each other only to find these fucking nerds it probably made his entire month

[daftqunk]

seth everman going WILD in the background

[theproblematicblogger]

[mycaell]

SCAMMED LMAOOOOOO

[calebmp3]

[loremerchant]

Objection, your honor. There has been no scam. The defendant clearly stated that they would tell the plaintiff’s girlfriend if the plaintiff bought the defendant a pizza. It was the failure of the plaintiff to heed the terms before agreeing to them that resulted in his infidelity being exposed.

[opposite-of-a-problem-deactivat]

Sustained.

[elliot-olivia]

best of: alexandra cabot. [1/?]

[hello-copter]

halloween

OR

pride month 2: electric spookaloo

[no-chill-at-all]