Need Healing? Go Fuck Yourself.

Morgan, 31, Gay, Polyamorous, They/Them Pronouns, Avid Gamer. Follow me, I'll make you laugh.

[sacred-portal]

[navigatorsnorth]

Phenomenal spare wheel cover I walked past the other day

[chrisevansbf]

[shakespearesdaughters]

Franz Kafka diary

[raccoonmilf]

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

[raccoonmilf]

Umm hello??? Do u have the death note @sharkgalaxy????

[sharkgalaxy]

cant believe i have to pick another person to outlive already

[mephostophilis]

are non brits aware of count binface.

[mephostophilis]

to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.

[ozempicofficial]

[nerdicornthetrekkie]

[gamechangershow]

Sorry but it's not complete without...

[bombsights]

and this is why baseball is the best sport (see also: these baseball sidequests)

[wowwforever]

how could you post all this and not include that Matt Hilton (bee guy) got a baseball card out of this event

[starboyyearnsforthestars]

I don't care if we're mutals, I WILL be scared to talk to you

[braviks]

[gyrovagi]

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

[chazchaschad]

I do not have a "side blog”, I do not “schedule posts”. I torture my followers with random bullshit and if that doesn’t work I KILL MYSELF

[cosmogenous]

you got a real fuckable personality btw

[skincareroutine]

puts cocaine in my lipgloss so when he kisses me he thinks im god

[crescere-ex-nihilo]

the week is over and side quests have resumed

[valtsv]

im one of the angels assigned to guard god's throne and i keep shaving a piece of wood off one of the legs so it gets progressively thinner and weaker until one day it will snap like a matchstick and the big man will topple from his seat of power to grace the ground with his holy ass. of course he's omniscient so he already knows this and will have to banish me from heaven when it happens, but because of free will he has to give me the option to repent right until the very end. we both know i'm not going to do it but the rules that define our very being won't let us take any other course of action and besides he made me this way, so really the joke's on him no matter what.