Let's Get Lost.

silly little guy

[armengoldira]

[archduck-waddles]

Fuck it

*un-sesame's your bun*

[anxietyproblem]

[penny-anna]

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

[supervillainny]

And you are older than them

[animusbell]

you can't come to my birthday party? aw dang, (remembers it's bad to guilt trip people) this doesn't matter to me at all (remembers to demonstrate that i am affected by you to affirm your positive presence in my life) but while you're away i will die (remembers not to guilt trip again) unpreventably. unrelated to you. don't worry about it. (remembers to express care through actions and not just words) you're in the will.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

clown gets home after a long day. tired, sweaty. peels off their colorful overalls on the way to the bathroom. gets in the shower and turns the knob. burst of confetti & ribbons from the showerhead. clown sighs. dries off with a long chain of hankies

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

she can barely get the door open before her 4 balloon dogs are squeaking in a pile in the foyer

[dazeylily]

she turns the knob on the stove and a few soft honks are heard before the burner ignites

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

she tries the wrong burner and it's a joy buzzer

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

she finally finishes making a pie for dinner, sets herself a place, sits down at the table, says clown grace, pours a glass of wine, takes a sip, arranges her napkin, & smashes the pie into her own face

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

me making this post: this is how i feel sometimes

you people in the notes: i need the clown sexually

[nooobark]

Saw someone lie to a beautiful woman and a sickly ulcerated tree immediately sprouted from the liar's chest and produced a single perfect peach

[demiboydemon]

For speed runners, this is canon.

[flutefemme]

Ahhhhhahahahahahahahaahaha

[patienz]

cities in the old world: named for a word meaning "river" in a dead and otherwise unattested language

cities in the new world: named for a guy who made incremental improvements in sewing machine design

cities in elephantopia: generally trunk- or stomping-themed

[utopians]

took acid on new years as per tradition and me and my sister got really into the concept of an origami crane folded out of a pizza so precisely and beautifully that it "shames our hatred". like all acts of human cruelty are shamed by the perspective that its beauty provides. we called it pizza crane

[hungry-hobbits]

go my brick 🫳︵🧱

[henrylevesconte]

[bish0ps]

3 cookies deep and it all starts to make sense

[bish0ps]

Cup of milk and i start moving like neo

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

stop deactivating

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

[idionymon]

Beer before cider, scary spider

Cider before beer, spiders disappear

[loving-parasite-moved]

Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

[loving-parasite-moved]

NEVERMIND MY GRANDMA JUST SAID SKILL ISSUE

[orcboxer]

you grow a beautiful tree and then balk at its fruits?

[thesadtadpole]

Me when the obviously doomed character doesn't get a happy ending

[dunmertitty]

[explicitlyrics]

[godlessondheimite]

i would kill for the confidence of novelists who write genius-poet characters and then actually write samples of the “genius” poetry in the book. if i were a novelist writing a genius-poet i’d just be like “trust me, the poetry’s real good.”