I like Birds.

Dumb idiot who's played Runescape for 22 years Abe's Oddysee and Exoddus are the best ones Harpy and horned women enjoyer. #Horns bless Searching for Sandy Loam

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

I still dream of one day coming home and finding him standing there waiting for me

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

[koiagain]

it should be illegal for people to be in the kitchen at the same time as me

[druguser]

[kittydealer]

u/Creative-Category-60

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black with low white spotting

[kittenchomp]

elden ring turtle girl

[thisisdaddyspage]

Show daddy that nice picture again

[filthinfatuated]

[vaspim-deactivated20131011]

naw the world aint ready for this text post yet

[cibastion]

Gyaru Slowpoke = w=

[angel-derangement]

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

[angel-derangement]

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

[ablubluh]

i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation

[bunniope]

me: man my job sucks i want to play video games or somethin

the nefarious anglerfish:

[yaldabaothadeez]

(source - milkyboxboy on bsky)

[what-even-is-thiss]

What would a Yankee Candle go for in ancient Greece?

tbh the most confusing thing about it to them would probably be the glass that the candle is contained in. They might try to buy information about glass from you.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Yeah basically

[what-even-is-thiss]

Yeah I should’ve clarified (pun intended). They had glass in the ancient world especially in Rome and Egypt but it was basically super heated sand and color additives put in a mold and often looked opaque and kinda lumpy. Even if it was blown like it was in some regions it wouldn’t have looked like modern glass.

Clear blown glass like you’d see a modern scented candle contained in wasn’t invented until the late Middle Ages and certainly wasn’t mass produced until the 1500s and even then places like Venice that had knowledge of these techniques literally forbid their glassmakers from leaving their city or region so other people couldn’t make it, forcing artificial scarcity and making it a very expensive material.

So if you showed a yankee candle to an Ancient Greek, especially one from a city or something, they’d be like burning scented wax okay not something I’d do but it makes sense. Also how the fuck is that glass transparent.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Like imagine if someone brought you something weird but understandable contained in a material that they said was made out of wood and you could tell that it’s clearly made out of wood they’re not lying about that but it was also completely transparent and see through with no visible flaws. That’s about the level of weird we’re talking about here.

[animnightmare]

It isnt flawless, but transparent wood does already exist actually

[what-even-is-thiss]

What the fuck I feel like a medieval peasant seeing an iPhone

[unyieldingsilence]

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[what-even-is-thiss]

Who goes there

[dummy-dot-exe]

Blue Dragon by Fosqie@fosqie

[sforzzz]

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

[sforzzz]

i have to go delete some posts

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

boy go get me my pringle

[posthumanwanderings]

[witnessthesurreal]

violence

[argumentativeasshole]

This is happening every day

[phlebasthebroenician]

Yahoooooooooo!!!!