*Poke*

I'm just in so many fandoms....that's it....

[mylivesonpaper]

First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes baby in the baby carriage. Pat Swayze: Nobody puts baby in the carriage. *takes baby and runs away to Time of My Life by Bill Medley*

[igxbaddies]

[ubercharge]

me: [has gay thoughts]

me: nice

[4a0000-deactivated20170115]

Also side note I’m really grateful for all the uber drivers who drive w reckless abandon like they keep me on my toes keep my adrenaline pumping am I gonna die today? Who knows 5 stars

[shiba-official]

You heard of Panic! At Disco, now get ready for

[jolyene]

EVERYONE PUT THIS GIF ON YOUR BLOG IMMEDIATLY IT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE VIRUS!!

[62101]

Don’t know how it protects me from Ebola but alright alright. If it keeps me safe

[redactedc]

you know whats really cute? people who pay attention to you .. i don’t mean in a vain sort of way…but in a “oh half the pizza doesn’t have anchovies bc i remember you saying you don’t like fish” type attention.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

You Don’t Have To Reblog This

This is one of those reblog-for-luck posts, except you don’t have to reblog it to get good luck, or money, or happiness or anything you want or need. You saw it, and therefore you will get it, and soon, no reblog required. Have a nice day :)

[thebootydiaries]

honestly for most of my life i thought a “mullet” was a weapon?? for no apparent reason???

[thebootydiaries]

life is beautiful

[mylivesonpaper]

Headcanon that Ravenclaws are fucking hilarious

So the traits for Ravenclaw are intelligence, creativity, and wit and while wit means sharp-minded and very smart, it can also mean using your ideas in an inventive way for humor think about it: Ravenclaws throwing back golden one-liners to their professors that has the class in a fit of laughter Telling hilarious stories to their friends who end up literally rolling on the ground with stitches in their sides and tears in their eyes I'm talking a Ravenclaw-organized comedy club within Hogwarts (entrance costs two sickles and they use their funds to stock up on Hogsmeade goods for an exams-are-over-we-survived party) 95% of Hogwarts memes are because of them just Ravenclaws being funny!!? And not just stuffy bookworms with zero personality!!!??! Let them be funny!!??!!!?!??

[avvviso]

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[dunmertitty]

I don’t know what this is but same

[thehoneybeewitch]

this is the most relatable thing I’ve seen in 2016 to date

[3melting3rainbows3]

“cindy no, FUCK”

[savemeteion]

@asecretinside @princesshollis @tydyedshoelaces

[alittlegayjellybean]

“what are you dOING YOU’RE NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL”

[tastefullyoffensive]

When it’s hunting season in Ohio. (via bytester)

[blacknovember-deactivated201511]

Reblog if you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend.

[freekahzoid]

1.7 million ppl are single

[jebsrifle]

1.8 million

[ebonysecrets-deactivated2015122]

1.9

[himynameisrollin-deactivated201]

2.0

[yetyyeti-deactivated20180912]

2.1

[technicalamends]

And just when I thought I ran out of things to call white people

[springsprites]

oh my god, hello how are you welcome to my aquarium 

[cartooncoyote]

Eating fruit is okay

[weedsandwich-deactivated2018042]

source?

[cartooncoyote]

this

[oneseriouslycoolguy]

That banana is holding her hostage

[culturistjack-deactivated201804]

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

[olisaurusrex]

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

[thattallsummonerguy]

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

[wontbeafraid-deactivated2014041]

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

[nevergenders-moved]

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

[scumbagsblog]

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

[miss-monstrosity-blog]

tHE LAST ONE. LOOK AT THAT FACE. I CANT. TOO PRECIOUS. SO HAPPY. TOO GR8 FOR THIS WORLD.