[jedijenkins]

I love Turbo Apple more than I love myself

[thorodinson]

You know, my father sat me down right here, told me what Wayne Manor was built on. They were hunters. I’m older now than my father ever was. This is my legacy.

[dadotnetofficial]

Deans amused by the New Days killer Freebird Induction

[phukers-deactivated20150516]

I’m going to nickname my child lil Bitch 

[atemporalpainting]

i see you’re passing on the family name

[clashing-plaids-deactivated2025]

Foggy every time he wakes up to see Daredevil doing something crazy on the news

[guncharge]

I’m not forcing anymore friendships. I’m just going start deleting numbers

[gothicprep]

im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me

[calesbian]

[chriservans]

“You know how most Hollywood actors use makeup to define their abs? I heard not Chris Hemsworth. His abs are the real deal.” - Chris Hemsworth

[doublesslightpeppa-deactivated2]

people: omg how are you single????

me *internally*: because i have deeply rooted emotional issues and a debilitating fear that im not good enough for anything

me: guess I just haven’t caught my fiSH yet! haha reel one in for me if you find one, sharon!!

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

i love boys but only as a concept 

[undereyelouisvuittons-deactivat]

Me after binge watching a show

Remembers literally none of the details, occasionally forgets the main characters name

[teenwolf]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAS

[clarissewasreal-deactivated2018]

tbh i never deal with my emotions i just let them ravage my body and then i go to bed and then i wake up and do it all over again

[nikkibelladaily]

BellaTwins: I won! Thank u #BellaArmy & WWE Universe for voting me as your Diva of the Year! This has been the most incredible year of my life! I was so nervous I forgot to say champion! Haha but I am just so beyond grateful for this Slammy!! First Longest Reigning Divas Champion, then PWI #1 Female Wrestler of the year, then Rolling Stone’s Diva of the Year, and a lot of other magazines & sites voting me as most improved wrestler of the year and now the Diva of the Year Slammy!!! I’m just on cloud 9 right now! Still shaking! Thank you!!!!

[vanessacarlysle]

There’s an evolutionary imperative why we give a crap about our family and friends, and there’s an evolutionary imperative why we don’t give a crap about anybody else. If we loved all people indiscriminately, we couldn’t function.

(House, Season 2)

[anissagraces]

top 10 arrow characters (as voted by my followers) 04. thea queen