In a world of Austin and Elvis theres my simp ass

hehehehhehehehehehehe

[mymiddlenameismisery]

IM OBSESSED OVER THIS EDIT

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZS8QNoQU8/

CREDITS TO THE CREATOR!!!

[suspiciousmindsxo]

Just because.🤷‍♀️🤍

[aconflagrationofmyown]

Captain Presley is that you?

[missmaywemeetagain]

Omg his HIPS. The LEG. His MOUTH. The ARMS. 👁️🫦👁️ THE OUTFIT. And if that wasn’t enough, now @precious-little-scoundrel has me thinkin’ about Captain Presley…

[mymiddlenameismisery]

EHEM

the scarf thingy around his neck has me going feral goodbye

(and ofc those tightass pants just HAD to accentuate his child bearing hips)

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i wanna write a fanfic so bad but my brain people arent cooperating

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im going ballistic

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he was coming for us when he did this skit im telling you

[mymiddlenameismisery]

yea alright i need more austin fics

"It's an unhealthy obsession and could be a sign of mental illness."

oKAY AND???

[mymiddlenameismisery]

im back i think

idk i kinda just forgot about this account then i saw that austin went on graham nortons show so yea, ive awakened.

it may be getting boring or what not but i will still not shut up about this man nor the movie

[dumpsterhippie-deactivated20230]

You watch Elvis (2022) ONE TIME and suddenly you’re in Presley’s chokehold.

Am I complaining? No. But lord someone could’ve warned me.

[mymiddlenameismisery]

someone rewatch elvis with me 🥹

[mymiddlenameismisery]

THEYRE COUSINSSS??? OMG WHAT ELSE DID I MISS

[mymiddlenameismisery]

im back.

and austin is still giving us absolutely nothing from his instagram account.

[eliseinmemphis]

not me forming a parasocial relationship with a 42 yr old dead man

this is humiliating

[mymiddlenameismisery]

*ties hair back*

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iT uS fOreVer bEyoNd oUr rEach-

uh no it isnt bitch get away *throws rock*

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look what i found

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aus when he gets complimented 🥹

[mymiddlenameismisery]

so theres this nickelodean actor..