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#had to go find the tweet goddammit #i aint making and intro post when this tweet explains everything better #fave #save #me core

Teacher wants us to upload a picture of ourselves, acting like cameras dont steal our souls

There's a guy in my class whose last name is Casanova

We got some dudes working on the roof of the house and they call my dog "The Kyu" which is funny to me cause it kinda makes it sound like her name is a title or something

Turns out I've been staying at the VIP lounge in airports everytime ive traveled with my father which is every trip since I have memory which means my perception on airports is probably FUCKED UP

Im so mad I dont like pistachio flavored things rn

#meposting #?????#i dont think this deserves to get maintagged or something

I pavloved myself into being insanely grossed out by mashed potatoes

#i cant look at images or think about them for too long or i'll feel like throwing up

Had latte yesterday and it made me sleepy, which was great because it was like 10 pm, I had two cups of coffee this morning and I am on the verge of passing out at the mall

#wingstop coke save me #adenosine is cruel

I dont like critiquing places cause I dont think im a paragon of good taste but omfg, this is the first time in my life the food has been so bland I actually added salt to it

#IT HAS HAM HOW IS IT BLAND?????

Saw spider-man brand new day but it was bad for my health cause im choking myself and banging my head whenever I remember how much my buddy Spider-Man suffers

#hes like a favorite cousin to me

PROBLEM OF BEING INCLUDED IN THE ADULT CONVERSATIONS IS THAT I AM NOW HEARING ABOUT FUCKING IN PARKING LOTS

#UNINVOLVE ME

Really fascinating to be included in the womanhood conversations at the family reunion

#this is the only proof of my adulthood