Cringe lord

Technically a Personal Blog, multifandom reblogs mixed with my random trains of thought. If anyone wants to address me im fine with all pronouns. Excuse my grammar in any text i write, i forgor how to english

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Went to watch Mulholland drive and I was catching a vibe between the characters and then they had sex so like #vindication

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So cruel that branded stuff is actually more comfortable than the random clothes I buy from walmart </3

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Teacher wants us to upload a picture of ourselves, acting like cameras dont steal our souls

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There's a guy in my class whose last name is Casanova

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We got some dudes working on the roof of the house and they call my dog "The Kyu" which is funny to me cause it kinda makes it sound like her name is a title or something

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Turns out I've been staying at the VIP lounge in airports everytime ive traveled with my father which is every trip since I have memory which means my perception on airports is probably FUCKED UP

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Im so mad I dont like pistachio flavored things rn

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I pavloved myself into being insanely grossed out by mashed potatoes

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Had latte yesterday and it made me sleepy, which was great because it was like 10 pm, I had two cups of coffee this morning and I am on the verge of passing out at the mall

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I dont like critiquing places cause I dont think im a paragon of good taste but omfg, this is the first time in my life the food has been so bland I actually added salt to it

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Saw spider-man brand new day but it was bad for my health cause im choking myself and banging my head whenever I remember how much my buddy Spider-Man suffers

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PROBLEM OF BEING INCLUDED IN THE ADULT CONVERSATIONS IS THAT I AM NOW HEARING ABOUT FUCKING IN PARKING LOTS

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Really fascinating to be included in the womanhood conversations at the family reunion

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tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

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Gnawing on the bars of my enclosure I GOTTA SEE SPIDER-MAN

SPIDER-MAN

I GOTTA SEE THAT

I LOVE SPIDER-MAN

WHY AM I NOT IN THE MOVIE THEATHER RN

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HETGEM JUST BROKE UP RIGHT AFTER THEY MOVED INTO THEIR APARTMENT 💔💔💔💔💔