How Neil starts behaving the second FBI is mentioned
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How Neil starts behaving the second FBI is mentioned
thinking about how barty was silenced for years and evan would just love to hear him yap. he'd never think of telling barty to shut up
Wolfstar roommates AU✨
Dorcas: I’m seeing someone
Pandora: Me too! I was starting to think I’m the only one seeing them
Dorcas: I’m happy for -
Dorcas: You mean hallucinations
Pandora: What do you mean?
barty who loves finding random little trinkets that remind him of evan and giving them to evan
evan who keeps all of them and always has one in his pocket for whenever barty isn’t around and he misses him
Barty, bringing trinkets and bones to Evan:
Also, Regulus collects rocks and crystals so this is also Barty:
Oh, how I love alcoholic Evan...
Thank you. I hope everybody thinks this
Emile Antoine Bourdelle Herakles the Archer
meet ugly wolfstar who both reach for the same faded band tee in a thrift store at the exact same time. their hands touch they look up and lock eyes. neither lets go.
there is a long tense silence before sirius narrows his eyes. “you listen to them?”
remus scoffs. “obviously.”
“yeah?”
“yeah.”
another pause. then, with all the gravity of a man defending his doctoral thesis: “okay. name five songs. and you can’t use the most popular one.”
remus looks personally offended. “that’s your test?”
“if you’re wearing the shirt, i need to know you’re not a poser.”
“you shop at thrift stores wearing leather pants.”
“answer the question.”
so remus does. immediately. all five songs. release years included. sirius is visibly startled.
“okay, fine,” he says. “name the original bassist.”
“before or after the lineup change in ’78?”
sirius’s eye twitches. they spend the next twenty minutes escalating. favorite deep cuts. best live performances. which album was unfairly overlooked. neither of them actually believes half the things they’re saying anymore. they’re just trying to win.
eventually the cashier walks over and goes, “is anyone actually planning on buying the shirt?”
without breaking eye contact, sirius says, “that depends on whether he can name the producer.”
remus says, “that depends on whether he can name the producer.”
and that’s how they accidentally spend three hours in a thrift store and leave together without the shirt. because neither of them can remember where they put it
au where evan and pandora are nurses at a fucked up insane asylum and barty and lily feigned insanity to get into the asylum to conduct research, but now they can’t leave because it’s a lot easier to convince people you’re insane than convincing them you’re not
I was thinking of a pride art challenge people could do with their OCs, because I thought it'd be cute! A queer/trans artist with their creations.
but then I realised that same challenge would be infinitely more funny with folks who have atypical or horror OCs
Neil spat in his face
wdym i have to keep going
apologies in advance—
"Light me up,"
Sad boi pining reg you will always be famous