she has entered a new phase . . .
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she has entered a new phase . . .
good morning it is
Flat Fuck Friday✨
great job everyone
me and my guinea pig bingus
i made a “how likely am i to fight you in a denny’s parking lot at three in the morning?”quiz! link in the reblog
how likely am i to fight you in a denny’s parking lot at three in the morning?
have a procrastination uquiz. which of my favourite paintings are you?
yeah i made a ‘which criminal minds character are you’ uquiz. and what about it
(link in reblogs/replies)
wheels up in 3 2 1
Notre Dame has already received 700 million euros in donations and apparently Apple will be donating too…..
They’ll be complaining about the “refugee problem” in no time. But they can generate 700 MILLION euros in a day.
I don’t know how people aren’t more appalled by this. This is literal proof that the rich could solve the majority of the world’s problems if they WANTED. I guess some old ass church built by the world’s largest pedophile ring is more important than human lives. Not to mention that indigenous people around the world have had to stand by and watch their own sacred places destroyed ON PURPOSE and nobody bats a fucking eye. Don’t get me started on the water crisis in Flint. Yeah, Flint still DOESNT HAVE WATER but sure, Apple is going to donate fucking money for a church that’s burned multiple times. Like, I get it, it’s a religious and cultural symbol. But so is Al-Aqsa masjid (third holiest masjids in Islam) and the three black churches in Louisiana. Where is the out pour those churches? Where is the “omg this is the worst thing ever. Our history as humanity is threatened” when the 45th signed off on selling protected land? Where was fucking Apple to help then?!
It’s at 1 billion now in just under 2 days and this is really how I’m feeling right now. I get the religious significance of this place but this much money flooding to it in this short amount of time really proves billionaires have the most fucked up priorities.
if you an adult learn to take sex criticism. Y'all be 26 giving out wack head cause you refused to listen in ya freshmen year of college that you not suppose to bite it like that. You 28 still just sticking dry penis in a dry hole saying “oh..you tight” NOT AROUSED!!!
if someone says ow during sex you stop and ask! Don’t keep going!!
If you finished first that’s fine!!! It’s normal!! But don’t just leave that person hanging!!
You cum in a person after they asked you not too but it was an accident guess who paying $50 for plan b?? YOU!!!
if you looking at this putting genders on it then it’s ya fault lol cause this is the most gender neutral post
if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you
you really wont like the military then buddy
jokes on you, i already hate the military
Period Life Hack
If you’re having really bad cramps, don’t eat! From personal experience, my period cramps are always paused whenever my stomach growls.
cliche plots i’m always a slut for
the summer road trip
bad boy / good girl
bad girl / good girl
TA / college student
penpals that become best friends and maybe more through letters
rich ceo’s kid / rich ceo’s beleaguered employee
actually, rich ceo / rich ceo’s beleaguered employee
people on a movie set who are love interests in the movie but hate each other irl
arranged marriage
FAKE DATING
enemies to friends to lovers
popular kid / nerd
breakfast club style all day detention
blind dates
friends with benefits
rich guy / trophy wife
bonnie and clyde plots
the goody-goody and the juvenile delinquent that are actually best friends and will fuck u up if you mess with the other one
(feel free to add more)
Soulmates can communicate through thoughts AU
‘Oreos are in aisle 5. Wait. Are we in the same store?’ AU
‘The answer to Question 4 is 26, please stop thinking so hard about it, I had that exam paper too’ AU
‘Hi I’m your neighbour and I can help you with that recipe you’ve just been confused about if you’d like’ AU
‘Stop worrying about the test, I’ve learned more from you studying than I have all semester’ AU
‘I know we haven’t talked before but you’re upset about something someone said and I want you to know they’re a piece of shit for saying that, don’t let it get to you’ AU
‘Why are you thinking about frogs in space at 4am? I’m trying to sleep and now I’m thinking about frogs in space suits too’ AU
‘Soulmates start to hear one another’s thoughts on their 18th birthdays so happy birthday! I guess’ AU
‘You keep thinking about how much you want to hurt yourself and I really don’t want you to go down the path I did, it’ll get better, I promise’ AU
‘You should just go ask them out, you’ve been thinking about them all day every day for months and it’s driving me nuts’ AU
‘Hey soulmate, whoever you are?. I’m bored waiting for class/a bus/train, wanna chat?’ AU
‘I don’t know why I’m helping you break into a house but their safe is under the left bedside table and the code is 1982. You’re welcome’ AU
‘You’ve been studying for 16 hours without a break, please go get some food or something, I’m concerned about you’ AU
‘You’re in the next movie theater watching the movie that’s about to start in mine and I swear to God if you spoil anything I’ll find out who you are and strangle you’ AU
I have a mighty need
IM A HUFFLEPUFF AYYEE
whats that one fetish called where you and your partner mutually respect and care about each other very much
love
kinky! i like it
i can’t wait to go to the theater and pay nine of my gay dollars to see simon vs on the big screen
I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS
So, at this pizza place they give you dough to play with. And mine looks like an angry man (left) and my aunt's looks like it's about to start crying (right).
I miss you more than I miss my ex boyfriend.
My bitch ass self
If ‘normal’ restaurants have vegetarian options, why don’t vegetarian restraints have meat options?
Restraints?