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he got friendzoned by 500 thousand women

Can u imagine having ur head this far up your own ass and see an event like women’s March and only thinking “these women are out here because they hate good guys” like wow get this man down to the science lab there are tests that need to be done on him find out how he got his head up his rectum like that he’s the new superhuman he’s found a new home

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OVER 30 YEARS AGO MY DAD LEFT HIS FAMILY BEHIND IN IRAN FOR THIS COUNTRY JUST SO I COULD TELL DONALD TRUMP TO EAT MY MUSLIM ASS

#MUSLIM #POLITICS #IMPORTANT

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honestly…the best part of 2016

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this bearded dragon enjoys dressing as a real dragon.

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Im so, happy

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working in retail

me: hey

customer: i wish you would just fucking DIE

me: okay let me know if you have any questions !

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communication is the foundation

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Where are they going? What are they saying?

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I don’t even care they just sound so beautiful

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they are singing s traveling song

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lmao

ok

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name us and the contract will be sealed

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I groom one of these guys every week and he’s quite possibly the love of my life. We play a game called “brush, brush, kiss” because as long as I say “brushbrushbrushbrushbrush” he’ll stand nicely, but the second he gets impatient or I need a break I say “KISS” and he explodes into a ball of joy and kisses my entire face and anywhere else he can reach. It’s the best part of my week sometimes!

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Well this is the best possible comment on any photo ever.