Hedgehog's HedgeBlog

my life still sucks but i guess america is on fire

[mynameishedgehog]

i keep nuttin and gettin no clarity

[important-dog-pics]

@important-dog-pics

[skippyisntfunny]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Pulitzer Prize type shit

[wizardshark]

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

[slitherpunk]

"the new pope is problematic" well folks it's the catholic fucking church so im not really sure where your hopes were at

[buildanaltarwhereitswells]

[vol-au-ventbaudelaire]

25 years of ads peeled away

[daggers-drawn]

A warning

[mardakaisson]

tomorrow

[saint-boss]

[goshkanani]

[geocaprican]

[bloodynosebitch]

sports bra and boxers can be lingerie if you're enlightened and impure of heart

[largishcat]

why aren’t more bard characters, like, ex-court jesters? like hail and well met my name is romano the silly, my instrument is jipes and jests. i can never return to the kingdom of neversburg because i told the king there he had both the wits and looks of a month old baked potato

[chiisanahoshi]

[clowngames]

I want to own a house and have a garden in the back and a fruit tree in front and I want to tell the neighborhood kids that they can come pick the fruits when they want as long as they leave some for others, and I want to host dinners for friends and make too much food and make everyone go home with some leftovers, and I want to grow vegetables in my garden and beg my neighbors to take all this zucchini off my hands or I'll have to eat zucchini for every meal for the next few months, and I want to give and feed and love but I need more goddamn money first

[clowngames]

If this post gets 1k notes I'll start a vegetable garden in my tiny apartment balcony

[remspeedwagon]

this is the funniest tag I've ever seen

[mynameishedgehog]

i dont care what it would do to the environment, i wish every bedbug a very pleasant Die.

[zoesupreme]

[lesbianshepard]

at the company holiday party and a buddy proposed "suicide via throwing yourself into the alligator moat at the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid, irrevocably changing the lives of dozens of horrified onlookers" as the coolest way to die which was the most inspired thing i've heard in a while

[lesbianshepard]

also, when you make it to the afterlife, i feel like conveying that your death was "alligators, pyramid, memphis" will be real conversation starter with quite a few ancient egyptians

[numberlover1729]

sorry for being pedantic, but the egyptians dealt with crocodiles, not gators

[lesbianshepard]

yeah, but they're similar enough that the ancient egyptians would underestand

[mynameishedgehog]

oh hell yea

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[ifdragonscouldtalk]

Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

[ifdragonscouldtalk]

So this was actually the sound of my car getting stolen