what a silly thing to worry about

TOO OLD TO USE TIKTOK TOO YOUNG TO USE MYSPACE BORN JUST IN TIME TO BLOG WITH MY HAND INSIDE THE PUPPET HEAD

[seaweed-official]

reblog if you're pro sexualization for pervert purposes in art

[cumdumpstiel]

youtube comments are like "i'm a 34 year old male professional bullrider and part time EMT who's never taken anything up the butt, not even a pinky finger from a hot chick lol.... but something about this song gets me right in the feels!" and the song is like Move Along - All American Rejects

[squeakitties]

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

[squeakitties]

a lot of people were krilled

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

i want to Immanatize the Eschaton

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

[lamine-19]

scientific fact

[kinuko]

[hymneminium]

#oh my god did gallagher just discover the term dank this is so exciting #does he know it's a weed thing?? there's no way right

Of course Peter Gallagher knows that "dank" is a weed thing. He also knows that "in heat" is a sex thing and that when aliens "probe" someone it's in the anus.

These are words, not things. Heathcliff is a comic about symbols.

You're never going to get a comic where an alien actually probes someone any more than you're going to get a comic where the Man-Eating Giant eats a man. You're just going to get a dozen comics where aliens like the word "probe".

Heathcliff wears the ham helmet because it's the helmet you wear when you eat a ham. You can tell it's that helmet because it says "ham" on it. The helmet's function is determined not by its form but by its label.

summer = beach = sand = desert = mummy and thus there is the Summer Mummy. Because of symbolic associations that do not otherwise cohere.

Robots don't wear clothes but the mere act of labeling them "nude" makes them nude. And once a painting is a nude painting there has to be a fig leaf because a "nude" without a "figleaf" is "indecent".

A "ham" is a ham even when it's a car. A yam can be a ham can be a car because "yam" sounds like "ham". Symbols have overtaken things.

[hymneminium]

Jimmy is Heathcliff's attempt to manipulate these symbols.

popularity = billboards, popularity = charity fundraising, popularity = influencers. But standing underneath the word "influencer" has failed to make Jimmy popular. Why is this?

[thememedaddy]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I’m getting Taco Bell and the speaker screen is just a windows login page for “Hyperactive Bob”

[illmadekn1ght]

they’re burning me onto a CD tomorrow

[rarebritney]

at the grocery store i bought 2 limes and a lemon and the checker said to me "two limes and a lemon... Anything could happen"

[2wo-knav3s]

companies are still out here doing remakes and reboots, new nostalgiabait merch and corporate money grabs. they're making profit off of people wishing for their childhoods and thinking that they can get it back in funko pops and live action remakes. they're dragging the corpse of our memories around to entice us like an anglerfish and we're laughing and clapping along and paying through the nose for it.

[fluentisonus]

no eclipse glasses we are experiencing things allegory of the cave style

[programmerhumour]

Finding this in the server room made my day

[s1ipperys1ope]

I super do not want to

[austimpowerz]

MOODBOARD FOR WHEN SHIT IS FUCK

[laqueus]

[aleshakills]

Is there a word for occupying the space where normies think you're a freak and freaks think you're a normie?

[aleshakills]

I tell a woman with a 9 to 5 office job about the slightly niche speculative fiction novel I just finished and she goes "Oh, that's...interesting. I hadn't heard of that."

I tell a grungy chick I met at a dive bar about the same book and she kinda scoffs and goes "Okay" like I said my favorite show is Sesame Street