It's 'Luigi'.

Hello! It's me, Luigi! W... Luigi! Plumber extraordinaire? What do you mean you've never heard of me?...I'm Mario's brother. Yeah...Independent Luigi (Super Mario Bros.) RP account.Background image © Nintendo; edited into tiles by kirafrog.

[mynameisluigi]

((lmao tumblr "top posters" I haven't been here in like ten whole years))

[mynameisluigi]

((hi tumblr >83 ))

[ghospts-deactivated20160725]

Ok but Mario sold Luigi for 30 bucks.

[massivoon-deactivated20210801]

fear

[al-melon]

((I don't even know. Like, just give me the soul-crushingest drabble you can throw at me. I haven't had a strong dose of emotions in a while, I could use the pain and agony.))

[mynameisluigi]

((K; I'll have to write it tomorrow after college though ;3))

[mynameisluigi]

((Melon, I’m so sorry, but you did give me Concrete Angel to write a drabble with and

all I can think of is Luigi’s dark side and I can’t help but laugh omg this is not the correct response in the slightest))

[al-melon]

((Haha, I was actually afraid of that. XD If you feel you can’t write a good drabble with that song, the next one on shuffle was Halloween by Aqua. You can do one based off that if you want.))

[mynameisluigi]

((Hey, I can totally tackle the drabble xD what level of soul-destroying would you like? I'll try to match it xD))

[mynameisluigi]

((Melon, I'm so sorry, but you did give me Concrete Angel to write a drabble with and

all I can think of is Luigi's dark side and I can't help but laugh omg this is not the correct response in the slightest))

[mynameisluigi]

"Go Weegee! Go Weegee!"

"Hey! Uh... why are you cheering?"

[xxchizuruxx]

[askboxmemes]

I ship you with ______!

[mynameisluigi]

Bonus points for why.

[chipsprites]

x

[mynameisluigi]

15 new followers in less than 2 days??

...Let me guess. You're looking for Mario?

[mynameisluigi]

"Just saying, but your brother looked wonderful in a portrait!"

"Well he does ha-- awawahh!" The green twin adopts a shaky fighting stance. "Y-you keep away from him and from me!"

[salthealbinodolphin]

"Luigi?"

"Mario!!"

[mushroomsandflowers-deactivated]

MAMA LUIGI. MAMA WEEGEE

[mynameisluigi]

...did you need me for something...?

[askyoshi]

Aw, of course not! You’re the nicest mommy ever! And well a friend too, like a mom friend, a male mom, that kinda thing! I wouldn’t joke. n( ’ ’ )n

[mynameisluigi]

well, I am a very maternal person... it was always said that I took after Mama the most...

Aww, thanks, Yoshi. You're a great friend!

[mynameisluigi]

((I feel like the Super Mario World Luigi would have held on to that "it's a stone, Luigi" thing

and then one day when it's all forgotten about

Mario comes in with toast for himself, not even offering to make some for Luigi, and Luigi's all 'hey what you got there?'

and mario goes 'oh just some toast i made'

and suddenly Luigi snaps and goes "IT'S A STORE-BOUGHT LOAF, MARIO! YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT!!" 

And then everything is just awkward after that forever.))